Fail Stories

#RizzRecap: Matt Iseman And The Worst Fail Ever

Drunken baggage handler falls asleep in cargo hold, flies to Chicago – ChicagoTribune Florida man climbs down 30-foot well ‘to say that he did it,’ but gets trapped – Fox35Orlando…

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#RizzRecap: Me In Lingerie Selling Beer To Men

Community speaks out on West Monroe man who claims ghost planted meth on him, attacked with an axe via  KNOE – Police can find drugs on any street, house or in…

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#RizzRecap: When She Evacuates The Baby

Woman spends ‘quite some time’ fiddling with rear end via TCPalm – A woman jailed on DUI and drug charges got in more trouble after investigators report she spent “quite some…

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#RizzRecap: My Toot Grabbed An Uber

Waterloo man accused of funnel cake theft now charged with taking safe via WCFCourier – A man accused of stealing funnel cakes from a Waterloo waterpark is now facing charges…

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Friday #Fails: Guy Ask Cops If Meth Is Real. Hot Snake Removal and more.

Chinese hotpot restaurant bankrupt after deal offering all you can eat for a month – for US$19 via SCMP: A hotpot restaurant in southwest China went out of business in…

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Friday #Fails: Man vs Footlong Eggplant. A Doppelganger Must’ve Stolen Car. Accidental Fire.

Crocodile jumps from Ethiopian lake and kills pastor during mass baptism via USAToday: Tragedy struck a mass baptism in an African lake when a crocodile leaped from the water and…

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FRIDAY #FAILS: Police Dog Tracks Down Guy Who Stole Steaks. Wildfire From Flag Burning. And More.

Motorcyclist’s Strategy of Driving Through Yards to Avoid Ticket Fails, Somehow via RFT: A Missouri man who apparently thought he’d found a legal loophole large enough to drive an unlicensed…

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Friday #Fails: Guy Was Just Shot by His Own Oven. Bear Mauling. Unlicensed Driver Hit a Cop Car For Parking Sport.

Clark Co. homeowner trying to kill weeds sets garage ablaze, fire officials say via DaytonDaily: A homeowner attempting to kill weeds surrounding his garage with a torch, caused the entire garage…

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#FAILS! Burglar Is Caught on a Security Camera Stopping to Dance. Man stuffs feces into ATM. $2 million worth of meth found in car’s gas tank.

Two Teens Sneak Into an Abandoned Hotel, and the Cops Use 11 Police Dogs to Track Them Down via Journal-news:  Imagine how freaked out these kids must have been.  Yes, they…

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#FAIL! Guy Wants Doritos. So He Breaks Into a Taco Bell to Eat the Shells.Fingerprint in Play-Doh leads to arrest.Loads more.

A Woman Uses Someone Else’s Pee For a Drug Test . . . and It Tests Positive via WTOV9:   Well this is just a CLASSIC case of not doing your…

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