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I Think My Big Toe Is Wet

Singapore baggage handler jailed for swapping luggage tags – GulfNews Arkansas Paramedic Accused of Pawning Ring Cut from Dead Woman’s Finger – Jems New Orleans man pretended to be disabled…

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Her Skin Looks Great Now

Greenfield man attempted to blow up Indy strip club after being kicked out – FOX59  A Greenfield man is facing charges for attempting to blow up a strip club on…

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According To This I’m Dead

Are These the Worst Baby Names of 2019? – Parents An Acting Teacher Once Told Adam Sandler to Give Up . . . Here’s How Adam Treated Him When He…

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Out Of Context It Sounds Horrible

lorida Gators Fan Shoots His Friend During LSU-Alabama Argument In Bend, Oregon, Arrested For Attempted Murder Florida Gators fan Christopher Honey, of Bend, Oregon, was arrested Saturday for the attempted…

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Oprah Is An Arsonist

People Turn to Social Media to Diagnose STDs – WebMD New Online Pickup Line Idea: Pretending You Messaged the Person Accidentally with News About Your Grandfather’s Death – Twitter It’s…

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This Smells Ready

Man driving with a chicken on his shoulder arrested for 3rd OWI offense – CBS58 An unusual OWI arrest took place in Oak Creek this week. Police were called to…

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He Called From A Potato

Soulard carjacking suspect charged with murder after accomplice dies in crash – Fox2now Man stuck in tree overnight was chased by animal, Belleville fire officials say – KMOV Loan keeps…

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The Whole Fun Is Scratching

Put Halloween Candy in Pancakes – Lifehacker Pringles Is Selling “Turducken” Chips for Thanksgiving – USAToday The Most-Googled Thanksgiving Recipes By State Are As Surprising As They Are Tasty –…

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Master Of The Hidden Whistle

Nine-Time Loser Arrested On Tenth DUI Charge – TheSmokingGun A Washington State man whose rap sheet includes nine drunk driving convictions was arrested on his 10th DUI charge after being…

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You Have A Dirty Fingernail

Drunk man pleads guilty after he’s caught trying to ‘have sex’ with a pile of leaves – NYPost Michael Golsorkhi was allegedly drunk and high on cannabis and cocaine when…

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