Pepperoni On My 9 Inches
Karen’s Diner employee goes ‘too far’ after touching and eating customer’s food – LINK Are Diamond Engagement Rings Going Away? Two-Thirds of Us Say No Diamond Necessary – LINK The…
King Scott
My Underwear Doesn’t Fit
Woman spends $12,500 at the vet only to be told her cat is just weird – LINK Driver falls 21 feet into house while fleeing police – LINK A Man…
Foot Flu Stew Again
The Funniest Ways Men Injured Their Junk in 2022 – LINK This Is The Best Day Of 2023 To Open Your Dating Apps – LINK Louisiana Law Requires ID to…
I Thought It Was The Butter Lady
Here Are the Top States We Moved Into and Out of Last Year – LINK Oregon becomes first state to legalize magic mushrooms as more states ease drug laws in…
Diahrrea On A Mountain
Rolling Stone 200 greatest singers list snubs Celine Dion, Jennifer Hudson, Justin Bieber, more – LINK ‘Avengers’ Star Jeremy Renner in Critical but Stable Condition After Snow Plowing Accident ‘Avengers’…
Get A Rope Rafe Williams
A Minnesota man who said he was at ‘war’ with squirrels on his property was arrested after missing his target and shooting through his neighbor’s window – LINK A Man…
Your Trash Talk Has Improved
Ten Things Women Do That Men Are Baffled By – LINK 62% of Men Over 30 Would Consider Dyeing Their ‘Hair Down There’ – LINK DC Was More Popular…
It’s A Nothing Week With Warhorse
Adam Sandler is the 2023 recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. He will be honored at the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C. on March 19th. The award recognizes…
This Guy Is Allergic to Grammar
Apple sued by two women alleging their exes used AirTags to stalk them – LINK The Gifts from “The 12 Days of Christmas” Would Cost $45,523 This Year…
Captain Save A Nerd And Clownvis
Download Clownvis’ new hit Christmas song for free at Clownvis.Bandcamp.com/ Sean Diddy Combs welcomed a new baby. On Saturday, Diddy tweeted, “I’m so blessed to welcome my baby girl Love…