My Son Is A Dope

A Guy Showed Up at a Police Station to Pick Up His Lost Wallet with Drugs in It – WSAZ The original “Jake from State Farm” who starred in the…

Looks Like A Sack Of Apples

A Survey Found the Top Perks and Downsides of Working from Home – SWNSDigital Eight Lame Things That Feel Like “Adventures” After a Year of COVID – SWNSDigital  If you’re…

The Kidney And Prostate Show

A Company Will Pay You $2,400 to Go Without Screens for 24 Hours . . . Can You Do It? – CNN A Dad Took His Toddler into an Elephant…

The Meat Horn

  A Woman Lists Items Her Trauma Surgeon Mom Removed from People’s Butts – TikTok The IRS pushed Tax Day from the 15th of next month to May 17th because,…

I Ain’t Jumpin In Hail!

What Toys and Games from When We Were Kids Would Be Considered Totally Unsafe Today? – Reddit A Woman on TikTok Says We Should Sit on the Toilet Backwards So…

It’s Not An Okay Thing To Do

A Man Is Busted Doing Unsavory Things to Himself with a Pickle in Public – SmokingGun What’s an Unwritten Rule Everyone Should Follow? – Buzzfeed Undercover officer busts Fenton park…

A Gaggle Of Nards

WINNER!! – A Mom Is Arrested for Making Deepfakes of Her Daughter’s Cheerleading Rivals – Inquirer Florida woman pretending to be plastic surgeon arrested after botched nose surgery – KIRO7…

Protein Balls With Brad Williams

Roof-hopping burglar dies after getting stuck between buildings in San Francisco – KRON4 Texas woman arrested after setting bible on fire causing house to burn – KIRO7 A Church Official…

A Colored Toupee

A Woman Is Arrested for DUI After Several McDonald’s Drive Thru Trips Because She Forgot She’d Been There – WeAreCentralPA After pandemic year, weary world looks back — and forward…

Squeezed From My Own Tube

Jeff Burton of 105.7’s The Rizzuto Show diagnosed with prostate cancer – Fox2Now   What Food Could You Not Live Without? – SWNSDigital We’re All Really Bad at Knowing When…