Squirt And Tequila!
A man in India was killed when he put a knife on a rooster’s leg for an illegal cockfight . . . and the rooster slashed him in the groin…
King Scott
A Creamy Pile Of Soft Serve
A Woman Attacks Her Roommate for Playing the Same Song Over and Over on a Loop – SmokingGun 11 Spring Break Destinations for Grown-Ups – CNTraveler Video captures man…
Powerwashing The Dirtstar
Six Things That Always Go on Sale in March – RD A Billionaire Wants Eight People to Go with Him on a “Fun Trip” Around the Moon . . ….
I just Like Pipes And Things
This State Has the Most Vices in America, According to Data – BestLifeOnline A Guy Texts a Woman Who Ended Things After Three Dates to Ask for Her to…
The Fast Lane Clogged The Toilet
Centralia Woman Charged With Assault Claims Self-Defense in Fight Involving Knife, Frying Pan, Ax and Broomstick – Chronicle Our Go-To Date Night Ideas a Year Ago vs. the Top Date…
Ol Lamb Pants Did It For The Halibut
Gender Reveal Device Explodes, Killing Man in Upstate New York – NYTimes Boy’s ‘brain-eating worm’ turns out to be embarrassing moment for mom – NYpost A Guy Going 120 Miles-Per-Hour…
Known As The Party Hole
Sky Zone trampoline park in Chesterfield announces closing – STLToday American Airlines is not denying that one of its planes encountered a UFO on Sunday . . ….
Allowed To Fly On Furniture
Florida man accused of trying to steal horses, riding them home, deputies say – ClickOnOrlando A landlord in Illinois has been arrested after he tied up two tenants on Sunday,…
Satan’s Anus Is Green
Thai fisherman finds rare orange pearl worth $330K – NYPost Great News, America: Cheese Isn’t Bad for You – Wired NASA’s Mars Perseverance Rover Provides Front-Row Seat to Landing, First…
That’s Why I Don’t Use Stilts
‘They were my world’ | Rizzshow super homie Mark Roth (Greek Fire / The 2SG) leans on music after losing home and cats in fire – KSDK A GoFundMe has…