Squirt And Tequila!

A man in India was killed when he put a knife on a rooster’s leg for an illegal cockfight . . . and the rooster slashed him in the groin…

A Creamy Pile Of Soft Serve

  A Woman Attacks Her Roommate for Playing the Same Song Over and Over on a Loop – SmokingGun 11 Spring Break Destinations for Grown-Ups – CNTraveler Video captures man…

Powerwashing The Dirtstar

Six Things That Always Go on Sale in March – RD A Billionaire Wants Eight People to Go with Him on a “Fun Trip” Around the Moon . . ….

I just Like Pipes And Things

  This State Has the Most Vices in America, According to Data – BestLifeOnline A Guy Texts a Woman Who Ended Things After Three Dates to Ask for Her to…

The Fast Lane Clogged The Toilet

Centralia Woman Charged With Assault Claims Self-Defense in Fight Involving Knife, Frying Pan, Ax and Broomstick – Chronicle Our Go-To Date Night Ideas a Year Ago vs. the Top Date…

Ol Lamb Pants Did It For The Halibut

Gender Reveal Device Explodes, Killing Man in Upstate New York – NYTimes Boy’s ‘brain-eating worm’ turns out to be embarrassing moment for mom – NYpost A Guy Going 120 Miles-Per-Hour…

Known As The Party Hole

    Sky Zone trampoline park in Chesterfield announces closing – STLToday American Airlines is not denying that one of its planes encountered a UFO on Sunday . . ….

Allowed To Fly On Furniture

Florida man accused of trying to steal horses, riding them home, deputies say – ClickOnOrlando A landlord in Illinois has been arrested after he tied up two tenants on Sunday,…

Satan’s Anus Is Green

Thai fisherman finds rare orange pearl worth $330K – NYPost Great News, America: Cheese Isn’t Bad for You – Wired NASA’s Mars Perseverance Rover Provides Front-Row Seat to Landing, First…

That’s Why I Don’t Use Stilts

‘They were my world’ | Rizzshow super homie Mark Roth (Greek Fire / The 2SG) leans on music after losing home and cats in fire – KSDK A GoFundMe has…