Sucking On The Straight End
Driver Towing House Leads Police On Wild Chase – LINK Workhouse break-in ends with trio trapped in cell – LINK Florida woman tries to eat counterfeit cash during arrest for…
King Scott
Swallowing The Wind In Backwards
The Gifts from “The 12 Days of Christmas” Would Cost $46,730 This Year – LINK Grinch stands outside elementary school with ‘Santa is Fake’ sign, angering parents and scaring kids…
The Smell Of Acceptance
Man charged with throwing bricks into windows, motor oil into pool of St. Clair County home in July – LINK Man who suffered headaches for 5 months learns he had…
Oopsy, A Potty Mistake On The Wug
The 3-year cruise is canceled, leaving guests out hundreds of thousands of dollars – LINK FDA Expands Cantaloupe Recall After Salmonella Infections Double in a Week – LINK A…
Forgot The Guacamole Bowl
Ex-Taco Bell Worker Files Lawsuit Saying She Walked Into Employee Orgy Instead of Company Christmas Party – LINK ‘Cluster’ of sexually transmitted eye syphilis cases point to one man: CDC…
He’s A Tip Sucker
Places Every St. Louisan Should Take Out-of-Towners – LINK ‘Possessed’ Frontier Passenger Climbs Seats While Woman Sings Hymns – LINK Do You Have an “Airport Dad”? – LINK “Christmas Tree…
That Sounds Darrellogical To Me
Florida man breaks into woman’s house, sits on her couch and makes unusual request: deputies – LINK Thanksgiving Google Trends: Shoofly Pie, Potato Candy, and “When Is Black Friday?” –…
If You Wanna Oar Me
7 Tips for Getting Your Sex Toys Through Airport Security – LINK Men Don’t Want Women to Leave Them . . . So They Let Them Win at Miniature…
Think I’ll Go Full Patch Adams
A Fugitive Hid from Police in a Porta-Potty, Until It Got Tipped Over – LINK Dad brings home venomous snake to show his kids — and ends up in the…
Cake Farts Is So Much Fun
New Trend: Christmas List PowerPoint Presentations Kids can be sneaky and manipulative sometimes. Need proof? Christmas list POWERPOINT presentations are a thing now. And some of the ones we’ve seen…