Dry Bottom Or Wet Bottom
100+ mph, wrong-way DUI driver ‘thought trooper was racing him’ – KUTV Four Thanksgiving Foods You Shouldn’t Give Your Dog – NYPost Five Random Facts About Thanksgiving – Zippia…
King Scott
Snatched From Santa’s Sack
The top surgical glove company in the world, which is actually called Top Glove and is based out of Malaysia, is closing more than half its factories . ….
Off The Top Or In The Middle
New Dating Term: “Hatfishing” Is When Someone Hides Their Bald Head on Dating Apps – SWNSDigital Top Story: The Smaller a Man’s Junk, the Bigger His Bank Account…
I Ordered Pizza And Got Trash
A Burger King Worker Is Busted for Stealing $30,000 from the Store in a Year – ABC3340 Hunter impaled by antlers of deer he had killed – MercuryNews…
Get Rid Of That Body
Here’s the Most Embarrassing Thanksgiving Google Search in Every State – Zippia Stores Are Offering a Much Lower Average Discount This Black Friday Than Last Year . . ….
An Underwater Sculpture
Columbia Falls man charged with crashing into and driving through grocery store – KRTV Amazon jumps into the pharmacy business with online prescription fulfillment, free delivery for Prime members…
Once Or Twice In The Can
Florida couple are arrested ‘for having sex next to a busy road in full view of passing car in broad daylight’ – Dailymail Playing Four Hours of Video Games Every…
Its Super Cussy
A guy in Florida was arrested for bringing his eight-year-old along on a burglary spree because he was, quote, “trying to toughen him up.” (Full Story) Engagement Ring Hidden in…
A World Famous Sausage Stuffing
One cleanse coming up. 😏😜 pic.twitter.com/CmD0CWgrIc — Fred Schultz (@fred035schultz) November 11, 2020 A Woman Asks the Ocean to Cleanse Her . . . Request Granted A Criminal Uses His…
Tinkle In The Sinkle
Florida Couple Stumbles Into a Private Backyard For Public Drunken Sex – Newsweek Can You Cook a Steak by Putting It in One of the Toaster Slots? – Standard One…