Rizzuto Show

The Blues clinched the Central Division for the first time since 2012 with a 2-1 win over the Blackhawks from Scottrade. Dmitrij Jaskin found the back of the net on the power play in the second period and Paul Stastny added a goal in the third. Jake Allen had 21 saves for the...
A Woman Is Accused of Assaulting a Man With Her Breasts If I'm ever the victim of assault, I'll HAPPILY let a woman mash her breasts into me over and over, until her anger is gone. A 28-year-old guy was in line at a convenience store in Athens, Georgia last week, and the woman...
And Now, Three New Things to Worry About Here are three new things to worry about . . . 1. Only 44% of people say they wash their sheets at least once a week . . . but this'll make you want to wash them every HOUR. A study found that in one night, your sheets pick up a...
A Girl Sees a Manatee Swimming Next to Her, and Acts Like It's a Great White Shark A girl on spring break was swimming in a lake in Florida recently, when a manatee started swimming next to her. And even though they only eat plants . . . she started freaking out like it was a...
The Top 10 Guys Women Fantasize About Cheating With I'm afraid this is going to make you paranoid EVERY time your wife leaves the house . . . whether she's going to work, yoga, or even to see your brother. AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE. A new survey asked 4,000 women which guys they...
Valley Park Teacher Has Sex With Student A teacher in the Valley Park School District is facing charges after allegedly having sex with a student. Robert Woerheide, 38, is charged with sexual contact with a student and child molestation. He allegedly drove the victim to his...
Here's What Your Office Would Be Like If Everyone Talked the Same Way They Write Emails Two comedians run a YouTube channel called Tripp and Tyler that has about 50 million total views. And a new video they posted called " Email in Real Life " is making the rounds online. It's...