Rizzuto Show Blog

Justin Bieber ASKED to be skewered by Comedy Central because he wants to make a public declaration he's screwed up a lot in the past, but he's figured it out and has changed for the better. Justin himself asked to be roasted to celebrate his 21st birthday. We're told he views it...
A Guy Gets Stabbed in the Head in Mexico . . . But Plays It Cool at the Hospital, Even With Scissors Sticking Out of His Brain There's a 32-year-old in Chihuahua, Mexico named Jones Acevedo Monroy whose nickname is The Gentleman. And it's clearly because he's a charming smooth...
A central Florida woman faces a child cruelty charge after authorities say she drove down a busy road with her teenage son on the hood of her car. Winter Springs police say an officer pulled over 43-year-old Tojuana Lowe Thursday morning as she was traveling on State Road 434...
The 5 WORST Types: 1. Karaoke The only thing worse than the people who do vocal exercises and lung stretches and shit before trying to out-Adele Adele are the gaggles of drunken assholes who insist on preening through all 48 choruses of "Livin' on a Prayer" in a manner that lets...
Seneca Falls woman, drunk on vanilla extract, arrested for DWI in Walmart parking lot Macedon police arrested a Seneca Falls woman who was found driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot, drunk on vanilla extract. Carolyn Kesel, 46, had consumed two hand-sized bottles of...
The Pro Bowl Fantasy Draft is tonight on NFL Network. Hall of Fame receivers Cris Carter and Michael Irvin will be alumni captains who help choose teams regardless of conference. Defensive end Robert Quinn and defensive lineman Aaron Donald represent the Rams this year. Believe...
A Parent Sent a $24 Invoice to a Five-Year-Old Who Skipped Her Kid's Birthday Party Normally I'd say it's crazy to demand money and make legal threats towards a child . . . but SOMEONE'S got to be out taking a stand for RSVP etiquette. Derek Nash and Tanya Walsh of Cornwall,...
Guys . . . are you interested in what happens during a woman's bikini wax . . . or is that something that's better left unseen? FERGIE tells "Allure" magazine her husband JOSH DUHAMEL is the curious type. She says, quote, "I mean he’s walked in on me during my bikini waxing. And...