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A Four-Hour Armed Standoff Ends When Cops Hear Their Suspect Snoring A 75-year-old guy in Newark, Ohio fired shots inside his house early Monday morning. No one's quite sure why he did it and no one was hurt, but someone called the cops. So they told the guy to come outside...
One Dad Assaulted Another Dad With a Bidet After a Kid's Soccer Game If you're classy enough to have a toilet that sprays water into your undercarriage after you finish your business, you should be classy enough not to do THIS. We found a story today about 45-year-old Domenico...
via eater.com World's Worst Pizza Delivery Driver Shows Up 90 Minutes Late, Stabs Customer When ordering a pizza, hungry customers generally expect that their food will be delivered hot, intact, and within a reasonable time frame. But apparently those expectations proved too...
Man Drives Truck Through Hotel After Argument A Texas man rammed his pickup truck through the lobby of an Oklahoma hotel, nearly hitting two workers inside. The suspect, identified by police as 62-year-old John Edward Parsley, was reportedly upset over a bill dispute and...
Man drinks Jager Bombs, sleeps with chickens. VIA: Koin.com A man who told police he’d been drinking Jager Bombs allegedly crawled into the nesting area of a chicken coop and laid down. A homeowner called police to the 21000 block of Willamette Drive in West Linn shortly before...
A Drunk Guy Has a Nine-Year-Old Drive Him to the Store to Get Barbecue Sauce. In retrospect, this guy probably just should've gone with a condiment he already had in the house. A 27-year-old guy in Tiffin, Ohio was drunk on Saturday night, and was about to eat some chicken...
Fight over fried chicken turns fatal in W. Houston. VIA: Chron.com A roommates' fight over fried chicken turned deadly Friday night in a west Houston apartment, police said. Houston police found a man later identified as Darwin Perez Gonzalez, 34, lying dead around 11:30 p.m...
Man Charged After Wanting To Sing Justin Bieber Songs At School Faces New Charges. VIA: WCHSTV.com Police say the man who found himself in hot water after he allegedly went into Dunbar Middle School earlier Tuesday and wanted to sing Justin Bieber songs on the intercom is in...
A Crazy Guy with a Machete Gets Hit by a Car. We're not sure when this happened, but there's a video of a crazy guy running around with a MACHETE in Oakland, California. And someone in a red car tries to run him OVER . . . but misses. Then a white car comes flying down the...