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#HoosheExtra: You Can Now Buy a Ranch Dressing Fountain...

You Can Now Buy a Ranch Dressing Fountain

 

You know you're at a classy event when they've got one of those chocolate fountains.  Well this spinoff is exponentially less classy . . . but it's WAY more badass.

 

 

Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN.

 

 

It can hold two pounds of ranch dressing and they say it's, quote, "the ultimate dip dispensing party companion."

 

 

If you want one, they cost $100 . . . but that includes 12 large bottles of ranch dressing. 

 

 

(Uproxx

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