#HeadlineHooshe: A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops
Someone should turn this into an after-school special. This is why you don't do drugs, kids . . .
A 19-year-old guy in Pennsylvania named Lonnie Beatty did a bunch of ACID last month and started destroying the inside of his family's trailer, about 30 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
He also tried to attack several family members, and got bit by the family dog in the process. Then he was naked and covered in COOKING OIL when police showed up.
He jumped off a porch to get away, and started running around naked in the snow. So they tased him, but he yanked the wires loose and just kept running.
He eventually went back inside the trailer where they arrested him. But it took a while, because he was so slippery from the cooking oil.
They initially charged him with 24 different misdemeanors, but his family didn't want to press charges. So now he's just facing two counts of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. He did have to spend about two weeks in jail before he got bailed out though.