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A Woman Blames Her Car Accident on Bigfoot You know, I was fine with Bigfoot when he was just lumbering around the woods and terrorizing squirrels. But if he's making people's car insurance rates go up, THEN he and I are gonna have a problem. A 50-year-old woman from Tensed,...
Suspect in Massachusetts Liquor Store Robbery Found Sleeping Police in Massachusetts didn't have to look far for a suspect in the knifepoint robbery of a Pittsfield liquor store. Authorities say Melissa Holden was found asleep in the hallway of a nearby building a short time...
Man accused of posing as dentist allegedly cooked meth in office A California man is accused of practicing dentistry without a license in an unsanitary office where he allegedly cooked meth. Joseph Hirsch, of Redwood City, is being held in San Mateo County jail on $500,000 bail...
This is the Rough N Rowdy, where a forgotten town dukes it out once a year He exhaled heavily, ruffling the light brown hair near the bottom of his goatee. Two volunteers tightened red headgear snug around his chin. Jordan Price hadn’t planned to fight. The 18-year-old and his...
A Woman Uses the Spoon Attached to a Store's Bathroom Key to Cook Heroin You know how sometimes when you use the bathroom key at a store or a restaurant, they attach it to something to keep it from getting lost? This store did that . . . but I'm sure they NEVER realized what it...
Man assaulted with 'Samurai' sword during fight over woman A man is recovering after police said he was struck by a “samurai” sword during an argument with another man over a woman. Police said they were called to a home in the 100 block of Carol Drive early Monday morning for a...
Woman punched paramedic after she allegedly drank vanilla extract and a beer A 28-year-old woman was arrested by Lafayette police over the weekend when she allegedly got drunk on 8 ounces of vanilla extract and a beer and then punched a paramedic in the nose while he was trying...
You Can Now Buy a Ranch Dressing Fountain You know you're at a classy event when they've got one of those chocolate fountains. Well this spinoff is exponentially less classy . . . but it's WAY more badass. Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN. It can hold...
Florida man arrested after jumping naked out of van A Florida man was arrested after being found naked in a Steller Transportation work van with a fire extinguisher. Police responded to a call at a Vero Beach Bank of America and the naked man jumped out of the van and starting...