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FREAK OF THE WEEK 07-17-14

PREGNANT PEICE - MAN FOR WOMAN (PREGGY HILL)   -   **WINNER** - 68% OF THE VOTES

The healthy glow of an expecting mother.  A freshly lotioned baby bump.  Milk-filled breasts ready to be suckled...those are just a few of the reasons I want to get in your baby oven.....No knocked up working girls - I can assure you I do not have money.  I am a 27 yr-old white male - drug and disease free and prefer you to be the same.  Race does not matter. Please be at least 4 months along

IN TOWN ON BUSINESS - MAN FOR WOMAN (CHRISTOPHER 'NOT' WALKIN') - 22% OF THE VOTES

I am in town for 3 days starting on Sunday and need a sexy lady to help me out.  You must be a sexy ebony godess with a fat ass to compliment your thick frame.....I do have a short list of things that I need you to bring to the hotel:  A sausage Little Ceasars Pizza, condoms, 3 zip-lock bags, antibacterial soap, 2-sided tape and a bottle of red wine......Don't let my chair scare you, I am MORE than able to perform in the bed - I prefer you to present yourself as a lady in the street, but a freak in the sheets....

BUSINESS OPP FOR LADIES - GIGS IN ST. CHARLES, MO (MARCIA ARTS)  -  10% OF THE VOTES

Can you box it out with a bad bitch?  I am currently putting together an all-nude female UFC-style fighting event.  Strippers, models, dancers and female fighters should apply....all ladies that apply must send fully nude photos with resume...you will bleed, bruise and be injured in your most inimate of areas...nothing is off limits....sorry but no plus size weight class yet....

 

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