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Police chase stolen 1956 Chevy in Washington MO A 1956 Chevy was stolen from a garage in Washington, Missouri around 4a.m. Monday morning. Police were involved in a chase around 6:15 a.m. The car crashed at Western and Dandelion and the driver fled the scene on foot. Police are...
South Korea pop concert disaster: 16 dead after falling through grate (update) A South Korean man involved in planning an outdoor pop concert where 16 people were killed after falling through a ventilation grate was found dead Saturday in an apparent suicide, officials said, as...
Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic...
MAN HAS 2 PINTS OF BLOOD DRAWN FROM ERECT PENIS The first time you saw a Cialis commercial and heard, "For erections lasting over four hours, call your doctor," you probably laughed . . . and said, "If I have an erection for four hours, I'm calling EVERYBODY!" This story will...
Man has 100-lb scrotum removed, looks forward to sex with wife Dan Maurer—a man who's made headlines for his 100-pound scrotum—successfully had the growth removed in surgery last month. Among the things he looks forward to after rehabilitation is having sex with his wife for the...
CAR WITH 91-YEAR-OLD WOMAN INSIDE STOLEN FROM HEALTH CENTER Police were still looking Monday for a car stolen over the weekend while a 91-year-old was inside and for the woman who took it. The thief pulled away from St. Mary’s Health Center late Saturday afternoon in the 2013...
75 YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER KILLED BY FALLEN TREE WHILE GRILLING IN HOWARD COUNTY A family gathering took a tragic turn this holiday weekend when a man was killed by a falling tree. Howard County fire says this is just a rare and unfortunate situation where a man was just in the...
FRESHMAN GIRL IMPALED BY GOLF CLUB AT ASU FRATERNITY PARTY An 18-year-old was just two days into college when she was sent to the hospital in critical condition after getting impaled with a golf club at a fraternity party. Natalie Eaton of Harrisburg, Arkansas awoke on Thursday...
Listen to some of the worst stories ever and feel better about your day. Here are your THAT SUCKS STORIES including: MUSTANG-LOVING KID PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING HAS WORST DAY EVER... OLD MAN CRASHES INTO HELICOPTERS (YES PLURAL) WOMAN'S PURSE SNATCHED DURING DATE TEENS ATTACK...