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A Woman Was Held in a Psych Ward For Claiming President Obama Follows Her on Twitter . . . But He Actually Does 32-year-old Kam Brock of Long Island, New York was pulled over last September in Harlem when cops believed she was high on weed. She wasn't, but they confiscated her...
Valet Steals Couples Car A couple in California claim that their new vehicle is missing after they say a valet gave away the car as they ate dinner at Joe’s Crab Shack. House keys and all! Man Dies Trying To Rescue Dog From Frozen Pond A 34-year-old man from Brooklyn has drowned...
A Guy Lit His Flatulence on Fire . . . and Accidentally Sucked a Fireball Into His Colon Approximately 100% of guys and 0.2% of women have thought about lighting their FLATULENCE on fire. You're curious about whether you can turn your sphincter into a flame thrower, right? Well...
Dude in Germany got into a motorcycle accident and something was wrong with his bag ... And his leg was shorter... After some x-rays they found out his leg bone has dislodged and relocated itself to the inside of his bag... SUCKS! Check it out HERE if you dare Aggressive Owl...
Nutella Almost Burns Down Home In England A family today said they have been left with “just the shirts on their backs” after a blaze sparked by their daughter’s loom-band collection destroyed their home. Investigators believe the fire started in seven-year-old Kyra’s bedroom...
World's first penis REDUCTION surgery: Teenager requested op after his manhood grew so large it stopped him having sex CLICK IF YOU DARE TO SEE THE XRAY OF IT A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The American teen requested...
Three Weird Things That Can Help You Survive a Plane Crash The dash-cam video of that plane crash in Taiwan last week freaked a lot of people out. But relax . . . your chances of dying in a plane crash are about five million to one. And 96% of people in plane crashes actually...
A Guy Carrying a Huge Amount of Starbursts Was Robbed and Pistol Whipped This story would be a pretty straightforward robbery case . . . if it wasn't for the weird "elephant in the room" question. A guy was walking down the street in Bradenton, Florida around 8:40 P.M. on...
Why have 2 people died at Walt Disney World lately? Two guests died after going on rides at Walt Disney World in Florida in recent months, including a woman who lost consciousness on Christmas after riding the iconic it's a small world attraction at the Magic Kingdom, according...