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MAN ROBS DRUGSTORE FOR PAIN PILLS....TWICE

Johnny Early Couch, of Lakeland, didn't stray far from his hometown to rob the same pharmacist in the same drug store wearing the same boonie hat -- twice -- while driving a black convertible Porsche, deputies said, reports The Ledger in Lakeland.. Deputies learned only a handful of black convertible Porsches are registered locally and one belonged to Couch, the report states. Cool hat though. He said he robbed the store again because the pills he had stolen before "just aint strong enough."

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