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A Woman Uses the Spoon Attached to a Store's Bathroom Key to Cook Heroin You know how sometimes when you use the bathroom key at a store or a restaurant, they attach it to something to keep it from getting lost? This store did that . . . but I'm sure they NEVER realized what it...
Man assaulted with 'Samurai' sword during fight over woman A man is recovering after police said he was struck by a “samurai” sword during an argument with another man over a woman. Police said they were called to a home in the 100 block of Carol Drive early Monday morning for a...
Woman punched paramedic after she allegedly drank vanilla extract and a beer A 28-year-old woman was arrested by Lafayette police over the weekend when she allegedly got drunk on 8 ounces of vanilla extract and a beer and then punched a paramedic in the nose while he was trying...
You Can Now Buy a Ranch Dressing Fountain You know you're at a classy event when they've got one of those chocolate fountains. Well this spinoff is exponentially less classy . . . but it's WAY more badass. Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN. It can hold...
Florida man arrested after jumping naked out of van A Florida man was arrested after being found naked in a Steller Transportation work van with a fire extinguisher. Police responded to a call at a Vero Beach Bank of America and the naked man jumped out of the van and starting...
A Drunk Driver Says He Can't Argue With the Breathalyzer Because "Physics Is Physics" A 45-year-old guy named Gregory Heilig crashed his car in Gainesville, Florida on Sunday and blocked a lane of traffic. When the cops got there, they gave him a breathalyzer test, and he blew a...
Two Brothers Did Shrooms, Got Naked, and Started Making Out with Each Other A 24-year-old guy named Noah Batz did a bunch of drugs with his 21-year-old brother Timothy last Sunday at their apartment in Indianapolis. Then they both got NAKED . . . went out to the parking lot...
Man arrested in Butte for his alleged 23rd DUI A man arrested for allegedly driving drunk in Butte on Saturday admitted he had at least 20 prior DUI arrests. Butte police arrested 54-year-old Clinton Todd Sproles just after 11 p.m. Saturday on suspicion of driving drunk on the...
Charlotte man wins $1M in lottery, plans to buy house with room for goats A Charlotte man’s plans for his $1 million N.C. Lottery prize includes buying a house with enough room for two goats his fiancee wants to get. Over the weekend, Bobby Murphy bought five $10 50X The Cash...