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Man Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth via the smoking gun A South Crolina man was arrested yesterday after applying for a loan so that he could purchase methamphetamine, investigators allege. According to a police report , Grady Carson, 58, went to a Carolina Title...
Man Charged in Stabbing Over YouTube Goat Video via patch A Weymouth man stabbed another person after taking the sharing of an apparently unrelated YouTube video as a slight, police said. Kevin Sullivan, 28, was arraigned Monday in Quincy District Court. He is charged with...
Man High On Nitrous Oxide Defecates In Grocery Store via themma community Corvallis Police were called to the Downtown Safeway, 450 SW 3rd St. for a report of a male who had defecated in one of the aisles of the store. According to employees, a male subject was walking around...
Man Charged With Stealing His Mom's TV via penn live State police at Frackville on Sunday announced charges against a man accused of keeping the crime in the family. On Saturday night, Anthony Edmonson, 26, of Girardville, Schuylkill County, stole his 72-year-old mother's 42-...
A Guy Got Locked Out of His Hotel Room, So He Tried to Shoot Through the Lock We Americans sometimes leave the house and forget to take our keys . . . but we NEVER forget to take our guns. A 35-year-old guy named Charles Richardson from Dunbar, West Virginia was on vacation in...
Walmart Theft Suspect Told Cops She Was "Too Lazy" To Pay For Stolen Sex Toys via the smoking gun A Walmart shopper arrested Saturday night for stealing a sex toy, lubricant, and a “vibrating penis ring” told police that she was “too lazy” to pay for the items, which she had...
A Caroline County, Md. man is behind bars in connection with a discovered meth lab. According to Delaware State Police, troopers responded to the 200 block of Willow Tree Circle in Camden-Wyoming around 5:30 p.m. Sunday to check on a truck parked in an empty lot. Responding...
"Willie Nelson Waylon Jennings" Was Arrested For Meth I feel like this guy's parents really set him up for a life of disappointment when they gave him this name. There's a 32-year-old guy in Villa Rica, Georgia whose real name is Willie Nelson Waylon Jennings Scarborough. So...
A Guy Didn't Realize He Shot Himself Until He Changed His Shirt . . . Three Days Later If this guy just showered like a semi-normal person, we wouldn't be talking about him. But his filthiness is our gain. A 37-year-old guy in Orange City, Florida named Michael Blevins was...