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New York magazine's Science of Us blog published an interview today with a 42-year-old Canadian man who identifies as a zoophile. He is attracted to female horses and is currently in a monogamous relationship with a mare named Ms. C (but he calls her Sexy Knickers). Everything...
James E. Irving Jr., 44, got into a fight with his live-in girlfriend over his birthday present and preferred celebratory breakfast, according to a Gainesville Police Department booking report and information provided by GPD spokesman Officer Ben Tobias. Irving wanted pancakes...
Rodney Fowler was arrested at Walmart in South Carolina after he tried to steal steaks from the store. According to the National Ledger , Fowler was in a scooter, likely because of his size (he’s 5’5″ and weighs 350 pounds), and decided to try to lift steaks from the butcher...
***WINNER*** MONDAY'S HEADLINE HOOSHE: Stressed student shags sheep A sheep that was sexually assaulted by a Fresno State student is now being monitored by a veterinarian. Students on campus are still talking about what everyone is calling the "sheep incident." This afternoon,...
Colorado Springs police arrested two men who were shooting bottles in a basement on Saturday. Christian Clark, 28, and Codie Leslie, 23, are charged with prohibited use of weapons and reckless endangerment, according to police. Police responded to a report of gunshots inside a...
An apparently inebriated man stole a bulldozer from a West Hudson Park construction site and wreaked havoc in the park as he tried to drive it home from Harrison to Newark on Friday, officials said. “He said he was cold and was trying to ride it home to the Ironbound section of...
A man and woman are accused of dropping a child off at a gym so they could go drinking, according to a Palm Beach Gardens Police arrest report. A gym employee said she was opening the "Kids Klub," an area where gymgoers can drop their kids off as they work out, when she found a...
A sheep that was sexually assaulted by a Fresno State student is now being monitored by a veterinarian. Students on campus are still talking about what everyone is calling the "sheep incident." This afternoon, that incident has Fresno State police involved, and a computer...
MONDAY'S HEADLINE HOOSHE: Keepin it classy at Arby's...oops, she stole my wallet Woman Stole a Guy’s Wallet on Their First Date But He Only Had $2 in It On Monday night, a 23-year-old guy in Portland, Oregon by the name of Jeffrey Mack agreed to meet up with 20-year-old Heather...