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A Woman Tells a Cop She Wasn't Driving Drunk . . . and Promptly Poops Her Pants Assuming you don't have incontinence issues or a malfunctioning rectum, there's really NO excuse for pooping your pants as an adult. Other than being super drunk, that is. 47-year-old Michelle Meyers...
A Guy Relieved Himself on a Waitress From a Balcony at a Bar As far as ROCK BOTTOM moments go, I'd say this is a pretty clear example. 20-year-old Orion Jones of Key West, Florida was at a bar on Friday night, and standing on the balcony overlooking the street. And while he was...
A Guy Is Busted For Having Sex With a Pony . . . When He's Found Sweating Profusely and "Smelling Strongly of Horses" There are few animals more adorable than those little Shetland ponies. Regardless, please do not attempt to have intercourse with them. Back on August 8th in...
A Louisiana man who stole $73 worth of goods from Walmart was detained after he stupidly tried to flee on one of the store's slow-moving electric wheelchair shopping carts, police said. Daniel Gaspard allegedly stole vodka, an Adidas sun visor, a TV antenna and "Mardi Gras cups...
A couple accused of cooking methamphetamine picked a bad place to set up operations. Samuel and Tina Payne, both 43, put their lab behind an outbuilding on property owned by the family of a sheriff’s deputy, police said. The deputy was patrolling the area and caught the Paynes...
1. MONDAY: ****WINNER**** (40%) Mailboxes are vanishing as people use mail less and less, but here's a quick tip . . . you can't create more mailboxes by knocking them up. 45-year-old Paul Bennett of Manchester, England was recently wandering around an outdoor shopping mall...
A woman who left her 1-year-old child sitting alone at a Boynton Beach bar was arrested Sunday, police said. Concerned customers at Banana Boat Lounge and Restaurant, at 739 E. Ocean Ave., told police a woman, later identified as Ashton Krauss, 28, of Ocean Ridge, went to an...
Seneca Falls woman, drunk on vanilla extract, arrested for DWI in Walmart parking lot Macedon police arrested a Seneca Falls woman who was found driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot, drunk on vanilla extract. Carolyn Kesel, 46, had consumed two hand-sized bottles of...
Police in Asheville arrested a man for DWI, then stopped his son for the same charge within an hour. The Asheville Citizen-Times reports 52-year-old Eric Eddings Sr. is charged with DWI and failure to wear a seat belt after an Asheville officer stopped him early Wednesday. About...