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Drunk Man, 32, Arrested After Telling Police His Name Was "Kris Kringle" After being arrested early today for disorderly intoxication, a 32-year-old Florida man compounded matters by telling cops that his name was “Kris Kringle” and that he was born in 1935. According to police...
Mugshot of the Day: A Woman Who Huffed Canned Air at Walmart Gets Frostbite on Her Face Remember back in the day when people HUFFED normal things, like spray paint and glue? Simpler times, man. A woman named Melissa Ann Wright went into a Walmart in Olathe, Kansas last Wednesday...
A Woman Tries to Pick Her Kids Up at School When She's Hammered on Wine . . . So She Tells Them to Drive Kids aren't the only ones adjusting to being back at school . . . parents have to adjust their routines too. Like, during the summer, maybe you could get HAMMERED on a...
A 47-year-old Georgia man has been charged after authorities say his dog tested positive for methamphetamine, WYFF reported . Marty Rogers faces several charges, including cruelty to animals. When Rogers took his small terrier-mix to a veterinary clinic, veterinarians discovered...
Monday's #HeadlineHooshe: A Man Is Arrested For Assaulting His Girlfriend With Sauerkraut Do most people bring sauerkraut with them when they're staying at a hotel? I would say no. But apparently this guy did, which is SO confusing. 40-year-old Matthew Burnett was staying at a...
Jonathan Smith, 34, was arrested Saturday evening after his mother Jennifer told cops that he attacked her as she sat down to eat dinner (potato salad and chicken) in the living room. “Jonathan grabbed a hand full of potato salad and threw it,” striking his mother in the face,...
Woman Hires Hitman Because Her Grandkids Got Lice A Florida woman is accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill a man she claims gave her grandchildren lice. Police in New Smyrna said Pamela Vanorsdale, 50, tried to hire her former son-in-law to “pop” the proposed victim, 22-...
The 10 States That Spend the Most Money at Walmart Walmart has done a very impressive job spreading around America like a gigantic, low-priced STD. So where is the outbreak the strongest? A website called GoBankingRates.com analyzed Walmart's sales data from last year to find...
Some Idiot Tries to Dig Up His Father's Grave . . . to Argue With Him Some More You know, this MIGHT be kind of sentimentally sweet . . . even in a SUPER twisted way. 44-year-old Michael May of Stanford, Kentucky was busted at a cemetery on Monday night when he was caught...