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Florida man screams about penis size, then shows his off A Florida man yelling about the size of his private parts while in a hospital bed was arrested after pulling down his pants to show them off, according to tcpalm . Stuart police took Kenneth Snider into custody at 3 a.m...
A man is facing charges after police found him on the floor of restaurant bathroom with an aerosol canister in his hand. Harold Mirabito Jr., 31, of Enola, was found on the floor of the bathroom inside a Subway restaurant along the 400 block of North Enola Road, police said...
A Drunk Driver Passes Gas and Tells the Cop "That's For You" This happened a few weeks ago but the dirty details just rolled out now. Philip Mainiero is a police officer in Berwick, Pennsylvania. And he pulled over a 52-year-old guy named Flores Rivera for drunk driving around 2...
A Guy Is Arrested in a Shirt That Says "Really Good at Making Really Bad Decisions" Let's count this guy's bad decisions. 36-year-old Michael Erick of Baden, Pennsylvania went to a Sheetz convenience store last week and shoplifted a bunch of stuff. That was his first bad...
A Woman Beat Up Her Grandfather For Banning Her Cats I've learned the hard way not to call a woman who loves cats a "crazy cat lady." Because ironically, it'll make her crazy. 26-year-old Kelsie Shree of Daytona Beach, Florida is a lady who . . . um . . . is very passionate...
A Woman Is Caught Selling Moonshine to Pay For Her Boyfriend's Bail 31-year-old Alton Trowell of Lakeland, Florida was arrested last week on drug charges. And his 31-year-old girlfriend Christie Comkowycz wanted to get him out . . . but she didn't have enough money for his bail...
Women in Iowa and North Carolina Both Attacked Their Husbands For Turning Down Sex It doesn't matter where you are in this fine country . . . if your wife wants to get-it-on and you turn her down, she's gonna be MAD. Possibly even as mad as THESE two lovely ladies . . . 1. 33-...
Man Attacked His Mother After Her Dog Ate His Weed Police have charged 25-year-old Mackenzie Freeman after he became angry about his mother’s dog eating his marijuana , and pushed her to the ground. According to the police report, Freeman and his 57-year-old mother got into an...
A Man in Montana Pulls a Gun Over Who's Going to Eat Roadkill If you're driving down a highway and see some roadkill, is your first thought, "Mmm, that would look delicious on my dinner table tonight"? Someone hit an elk on Saturday afternoon on a highway in Bozeman, Montana...