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MONDAY'S HEADLINE HOOSHE: Man drives into a bar.... ***WINNER*** Police say it’s no joke: A guy drives into a western Pennsylvania bar and asks the owner for a drink. New Brighton police say the trouble is that 36-year-old Gordon Milligan, of Pulaski Township, literally drove...
A Wisconsin man told a sheriff's deputy he had not been drinking, but rather eating beer-battered fish when he was pulled over for what could be his 10th drunken driving offense, according to an incident report released on Wednesday. John Przybyla, 73, of Friendship, Wisconsin,...
A man from Florida clearly needs a bit of a lesson on what constitutes as an emergency, after calling the police to complain that he didn’t have a fridge. No, it hadn’t been stolen. He was just dialling 911 to complain that the apartment he moved into was not fitted with a...
is from St. Petersburg, Florida, where on Saturday night a fella by the name of John Clark stole a 20-ton front-end loader. He wound up leading cops on a 90-minute chase through the city. He never did get above 25 miles-per-hour, but every time cops tried blocking his path, he’d...
Police say it’s no joke: A guy drives into a western Pennsylvania bar and asks the owner for a drink. New Brighton police say the trouble is that 36-year-old Gordon Milligan, of Pulaski Township, literally drove into Wooley Bully’s bar on Sunday. Nobody was hurt, and the...
MONDAY 12/1 A Key West Citizen reporter skipped out on his meal tab and tried to run a restaurant manager over with his car early Saturday morning, Key West police say. Terry Schmida, who turned 45 on Friday, is charged with felony aggravated assault and misdemeanor drunk...
A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report. Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill...
Police in Florida say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story. DeLand police say 44-year-old Jason Puckett was charged last week with misdemeanor theft after a Wal-Mart security guard spotted him...
A couple in Australia got married on Friday . . . then got so drunk at the reception that the bride passed out from ALCOHOL POISONING. Paramedics took her away while cops broke up a BRAWL between some wedding guests . . . the groom and best man were both arrested for disorderly...