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A Drunk Guy Vandalizes a Car, and Leaves a Note About His "Anger Isusesh" You know you're drunk when you start slurring your words. You know you're REALLY drunk when you start slurring your writing . . . A 53-year-old guy was drinking and snowmobiling last month near Aspen,...
Man Caught Driving 22 Times Without License Loses Appeal A state court panel says a Pennsylvania man caught driving without a license 22 times got the punishment he deserved. Randy Stallsmith had claimed that his 3-to 6-month prison term was excessive for driving offense No. 22...
Man caught engaging in sex act with dog is arrested An Atlanta-area man has turned himself in after he was accused of engaging in a sex act with a dog while working as a landscaper. Jail records show that 61-year-old Cruz Barrera-Lugo turned himself in to authorities Monday...
A Woman Attacks Her Son During a Fight Over Pooping on the Toilet Seat See, THIS is why you have to move out of your parents' house by, oh I don't know, age 40 or so. Once you go beyond that, all bets are off. There's a 44-year-old guy in Port St. Lucie, Florida who lives with...
Cops Find a Guy on Probation Spooning With His Bong We all had that friend in high school who loved their BONG a little too much. This guy is THAT friend. A 20-year-old guy named Darren Frasier from Wildwood, Florida is on probation for a drug conviction. Last week, the cops...
A Drunk Driver Crashes Her Car, Then Tells the Cops She's Dead Here's a quick hint: If you're trying to pretend you're dead, it's not a good idea to say "I'm dead." A 54-year-old woman named Cheryl Morris from Alachua, Florida was driving drunk last Wednesday when she swerved...
Police arrested a woman found with drugs taped to her body after she was found walking on 2nd Street Friday, police said. Police arrested a woman found with drugs taped to her body after she was found walking on 2nd Street Friday, police said. Officer Tiller Uriarte approached a...
Police: Ardmore man attempted to exchange vodka for Girl Scout cookies Girl Scout cookies are a hot commodity this time of year, but one man was arrested after an usual request for the sweet treats. Officials tell KXII that Girl Scouts were trying to sell cookies in an Ardmore...
A Guy Crushes a Car With His Truck in Self-Defense During a Road Rage Incident It must be pretty sweet to get to crush some idiot's car monster truck style . . . and have HIM be the one who winds up in jail. An 18-year-old guy was driving his Ford F150 in Ocala, Florida on...