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A Prostitute Is Busted After She Offers to Trade Sex For Chicken McNuggets I'm no expert on what prostitutes are charging these days . . . I swear! . . . but I'm pretty sure this woman needs to raise her prices. A 22-year-old prostitute named Alex DiReeno from Bradenton, Florida...
Santa Rosa woman arrested for allegedly inhaling drugs while talking with cops A woman was arrested after doing drugs while talking to police officers in the parking lot of a Santa Rosa hospital Saturday, police said. Police were summoned to Memorial Hospital around noon when a...
A Guy Runs Back Into a Burning Building to Save His Beer There are MAYBE three acceptable things you can run back into a burning building for. A person, a pet, or something irreplaceable, like photos. This is pretty much at the BOTTOM of the list . . . An apartment complex in...
A Drunk Guy Sets His Underwear on Fire While He's Passed Out in a Walmart Bathroom If this isn't the ROCK BOTTOM moment that makes this guy change his life, then nothing will. A drunk guy went to a Walmart in Spanaway, Washington last week. He went into the bathroom, sat down on...
A Man Bites His Family's Dog to "Teach It a Lesson"? I'm pretty sure the best way to train a dog ISN'T by out-dogging them. There's a 30-year-old guy in Brevard County, Florida named Zachary Kelly and his family has a four-month-old puppy named Phoebe. He says she was acting up...
Woman, 76, walked through yards in her underwear, made harassing phone calls A Lebanon County woman is accused of making harassing phone calls and walking around her neighborhood in her underwear, police say. Linda Corp, 76, of the first block of Parkside Drive, was charged with...
A Woman Stabs Her Boyfriend Over How to Cook Their Easter Ham Millions of people cooked Easter hams last weekend. As far as we know, there's only ONE case where someone got STABBED over it. A 28-year-old woman named Kareese Raven from Snow Shoe Township, Pennsylvania and her 52-...
Chihuahua Crime #1: A Drunk Driver's Dog Finishes Off His Vodka A 44-year-old guy in Pittsburgh named Thomas Bloedel got a DUI last Thursday after he passed out in his car and drifted into a metal fence. When the cops found him, he was very drunk . . . and so was his DOG. It...
Woman returns home, finds man frying her chicken and drinking vodka A Florida woman returned home from work to find a stranger frying her chicken and drinking her liquor, police said. According to the Gainesville Sun, Ronald Gregory Wesly, 34, allegedly broke into the woman's...