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Cops in North Royalton, Ohio were driving past an apartment complex around 2:15 A.M. on Sunday, when they noticed a Jeep parked in a handicapped spot. It didn't have a handicapped plate, the lights were on, and it was running . . . so the cops went over to check it out. And they...
There's something that's so uncool about BACK SWEAT . . . it's like, even if you're not a slob, it temporarily turns you into one. So this is a magnificently embarrassing way to get arrested. A 36-year-old guy from Oshawa, Ontario, Canada was at a hotel with his girlfriend this...
Ironic t-shirts and police mugshots are a match made in heaven. Especially when they go together this perfectly. 29-year-old Joshua Tackett of Kensington, New Hampshire was driving drunk on Friday night. And he lost control, swerved off the road, hit a wall, hit a lamp post, and...
Here's some advice for any business owners out there. People always prefer a cash bonus to a gift. Especially if the gift is something that could get them ARRESTED.A 40-year-old guy named Jesse Seifert owns an auto body shop in Mankato, Minnesota. And he wanted to reward his...
Florida man arrested for soliciting sex with dogs — and their owners — on Craigslist A Florida man was arrested this week for soliciting sex with dogs on Craigslist. George Wilkinson, Jr. is facing a misdemeanor after posting an ad seeking copulation with canines and their...
A Florida man has been arrested following an altercation in which he used a machete to defend a tiny dog from his asshole step-grandson. According to The Orlando Sentinel , Robert Kronz, 68, of the Orange City area was yelling at his 14lb chihuahua on Sunday evening for pooping...
A fight between a father & son leads to a shooting and ends with the son behind bars. Police say Bobby Martin & his son, Robert got into a fight at their home on Birmingham Highway. Police say during that fight, Robert grabbed a gun in the other room and according to his...
A 49-year-old woman named Melissa Mower went to a convenience store in Indian Rocks Beach, Florida on Sunday night, and stole a bag of Cheetos. Not the kind of criminal mastermind we'd normally talk about. Except for this: According to the police report, she shoved them, quote...
In a disturbing case of a lower East Side resident live-in boyfriend caught having sex with his girlfriend's 20 pound Maltese, more details have been provided including why the woman decided to set a surveillance camera in her apartment before leaving for work on Wednesday,...