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Man found naked in historic home, drinking Pina Colada mix PORT ARTHUR — KFDM News has learned the Jefferson County grand jury indicted a man after investigators say he broke into a historic Port Arthur home, took off all of his clothes and was naked and drinking Pina Colada mix...
A Naked Woman Crashes Her Car, and Fights a Guy Trying to Rescue Her This woman lived an entire R-rated action movie in the span of like three minutes. A 52-year-old woman named Paula McNulty-Romani from Framingham, Massachusetts was driving her Chevy Camaro on Tuesday night...
Ohio man found ‘acting like gorilla,’ touching self inappropriately Police arrested a man who was “acting like gorilla” and touching himself inappropriately at Giant Eagle Plaza in Warren, Ohio. Officers were called to the scene on reports of two white males who were running...
A Man and Two Women Are Busted For Afternoon Sex in a Grocery Store Parking Lot This guy came SO CLOSE to living the dream. A 44-year-old guy named Jason Saurette from Eustis, Florida was in his car in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store last Thursday afternoon with TWO...
A Drunk Guy Goes to Pick Up His Impounded Car From the Police Station . . . and Gets Caught Peeing on the Wall One way or another, this guy was probably getting arrested . . . he just picked the most comical option. A 55-year-old guy named Joseph Wasylk went to the police...
A Guy Steals Computer Duster From Walmart, Huffs It, Then Crashes His Car Into the Store This guy really needs to stop picking on this Walmart. A 21-year-old guy named Daniel Spear and his 36-year-old friend Justin Wells shoplifted some cans of computer duster from a Walmart in...
Man arrested after trying to have sex with a van Police arrested a man Tuesday night after a witness said they saw him trying to have sex with a parked van. According to a police report, officers were called to the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street around 8:00 p.m. Tuesday on a...
A Walmart Employee Gets Attacked by a Monkey in the Parking Lot There's NO WAY Walmart is paying their employees enough to make something like THIS worth it. A woman who works at Walmart in Lancaster, Ohio was in the parking lot on Sunday night when she was attacked by a MONKEY...
Ohio man allegedly wields sword to protect beloved pizza rolls from dragon of an ex-roommate He's ready to become a member of King Arthur's food court. An Ohio man allegedly unsheathed three feet of sharpened steel when a former roommate attempted to take a box of pizza rolls...