Freak of the Week
FREAK OF THE WEEK PLAYOFF ROUND 06-26-14
HERE ARE THE WINNERS FROM THE PREVIOUS 4 WEEKS - IT'S TIME FOR THE CRAIG'S LIST FREAK OF THE WEEK PLAYOFFS!
Your texts determined which FREAK moved on....closer to the Jerry Sanduskymemorial trophy!
QUARTER McPOUND-HER 3rd Place 12%
Me...38, Black and athletic. You...fat. The bigger the better. Questionable hygiene a plus. Let's meet up at McDonalds - my treat. Get whatever you want, as much as you want, as much as you want. I'm partial to Big Macs with no pickels....Let's hide some french fries....Let's get you covered....When we're done and you are satisfied in more than one way, we can shower each other off and then go our separate ways....
TOOTIE 2nd Place 20%
Looking for older bear flatulant friend. Looking for someone to fart in my face. The longer the better. Silent but deadly are very welcome as I love to be surprised. Your picture gets mine in return. Butt pictures get moved to the front or should I say rear!?
FIVE GUYS (DOGS AND THIGHS) 4th Place 10%
Man handled. We are a group of dominate men looking for a woman we can use together. We are very aggresive so you may get bruised and scratched. We have been searching all around the city for a slutty pig that can handle us. Be prepared for everyone at once as well as individual sessions. We range in age from 28-61. Please include a photo. To tell us that you are real please put USE ME in the subject line. Let us tear you apart, we're waiting...
UNCLE FREAK-O WINNER!!!!!! 58% of the vote
Rants and raves. I'm a 34-yr-old guy who has gotten my brothers 19-yr-old daughter pregnant. My niece. Shes commited to having this child. She insists on not telling anyone but I don't think I can do that....But I'll be disowned if they find out....any advice would help.....