Fail Stories

A Guy Told His Girlfriend He Was Robbed While He Was Out Clearing Snow . . . Turns Out He Was with a Hooker A 31-year-old sanitation worker in New York named Mike Moreli called the cops early Wednesday morning, and claimed two guys pistol-whipped him and stole his phone while he...
Thieves Try to Siphon Gas From a Bus . . . But Accidentally Suck Out Sewage These guys just learned a filthy lesson on why you should be very careful what you put in your mouth. Some thieves in western Australia wanted to siphon gas out of a tour bus last week. They snuck up to...
A 29-year-old woman from China was at a zoo in Thailand on Saturday, where they let her kiss a snake. But unfortunately, it spun around and bit her on the FACE. It wasn't poisonous, so she's okay. But it latched onto her nose, and she has some pretty nasty bite marks. The best...
Drunk Canadian man calls police to start his car A Canadian man was arrested after calling police to help start his car while intoxicated. The 27-year-old driver called York Regional Police around 2:30 a.m. to ask for assistance with starting his car. ADVERTISING The police...
A Woman Gets Ratted Out For a Hit-and-Run . . . By Her Car 57-year-old Cathy Bernstein of Port St. Lucie, Florida was driving home on Tuesday night when she crashed into the back of a minivan. The woman driving the minivan was hurt, and needed to go to the hospital with a back...
A Couple Died Having Sex in the Hot Tub at Their Daughter's Wedding This is a really tragic story . . . but I guess if you had to pick a way to die, humpin' in a hot tub on a tropical vacation isn't a terrible option. 67-year-old Charles Mackenzie and his 63-year-old wife...
A Man Crashed Through a Restaurant Ceiling During a Botched Robbery 30-year-old Justin Grimes had a brilliant plan to rob the Hibachi Grill and Supreme Buffet restaurant in Daytona Beach, Florida on Tuesday. Here's how the plan was SUPPOSED to go. He'd disable the security...
Facebook Video Tags Escaped Convict A Breathitt County jail escapee was arrested Tuesday morning in Wolfe County several hours after he apparently taped a video for Facebook. Investigators began searching for Justin Taulbee Friday, when he escaped while being taken to the...
Burglary suspect trapped in pizza oven vent for 11 hours Authorities in Michigan said a burglary suspect spent up to 11 hours trapped in a restaurant's pizza oven exhaust vent. The Oakland County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to the Cracker Barrel Party & Pizza...