Fail Stories

A Criminal Tries to Get Away From Cops by Floating Down a River on a Sheet of Ice If I had to describe the perfect Canadian crime, this would be right up there with "robbing a Tim Horton's" or "brawl in the stands at a curling match." A Mountie in Prince George, British Columbia...
Pro-gun Florida mom accidentally shot by 4-year-old son after leaving loaded weapon in car, bragging about how tot gets 'gets jacked up' for target practice A proud, pro-gun mom was accidentally shot by her 4-year-old son — just a day after the Second Amendment-loving woman...
A Guy Spit on a Baby, Then Immediately Got Hit by a Car Sometimes instant karma just works out so beautifully . . . A 37-year-old guy walked up to a family on a street in Sydney, Australia last Saturday . . . and spit on their four-month-old BABY. For no reason. They were...
Ambulance siren spooks thieves, crash to death Mistaking an ambulance siren to be that of a police vehicle, two robbers, who had waylaid a father-son duo near Bigbazar in Rajajinagar, sped on their motorcycle, only to hit a parked water tanker and die on the spot. There was...
A Guy Uses a James Bond Smokescreen to Escape the Cops...But They Follow the Trail of Smoke A guy in England rigged his car to pump out a James Bond style SMOKESCREEN, and used it last month when a cop tried to pull him over for speeding. Except it kept pumping smoke, and the...
A Guy Rear Ends a Van Because He's Too Distracted Pleasuring Himself A guy in Georgia rear-ended a van on Monday morning, and it was because he was pleasuring himself. He was arrested for public indecency, and it turns out he was convicted for doing the exact same thing back in...
49 People Have Died Taking Selfies Since 2014 . . . Here’s What Killed Them A new study analyzed news archives and found 49 people around the world have died taking selfies since 2014. Their average age was 21, and three out of four were male. Five of them were in the U.S., and...
A Guy Told His Girlfriend He Was Robbed While He Was Out Clearing Snow . . . Turns Out He Was with a Hooker A 31-year-old sanitation worker in New York named Mike Moreli called the cops early Wednesday morning, and claimed two guys pistol-whipped him and stole his phone while he...
Thieves Try to Siphon Gas From a Bus . . . But Accidentally Suck Out Sewage These guys just learned a filthy lesson on why you should be very careful what you put in your mouth. Some thieves in western Australia wanted to siphon gas out of a tour bus last week. They snuck up to...