Fail Stories

A Guy Shoots Himself For the Second Time in a Year . . . and Both Times, Tried to Blame It on Robbers A 27-year-old in Florida accidentally shot himself back in October, and blamed it on a robber. But the police figured out the truth and arrested him for filing a false report...
FAIL! TEEN FALLS ASLEEP WHILE ROBBING MAN AT GUNPOINT A dozy teenager was caught after falling asleep in the middle of his alleged crime, police in New Orleans say. Meyagi Baker, 17, is accused of forcing a 60-year-old man to withdraw money, he claims he was owed, from an ATM...
FAIL!: A Woman Lit Her Hair on Fire Trying to Lean in For a Selfie Because vertical videos look bad when you watch them on YouTube, with those giant black boxes on the sides...Well, here's the best possible public service announcement against vertical videos...shoot horizontal...
A GUY TRIES TO SHOPLIFT CLOTHES WITH A BOX CUTTER...BUT CUTS HIMSELF AND ALMOST BLEEDS OUT Being a career criminal comes with some obvious occupational hazards. This isn't one of them. On Saturday, 31-year-old John Kanaris went to a Sears store in Port Richey, Florida. And he...
FAIL/LOCAL: DRUG DEAL AT THE MCDONALDS GOES SOUR Kody Lucas, a detective with the Franklin County Narcotics Enforcement Unit, stopped at the McDonald’s in St. Clair to get a burger on his way home. He was in an unmarked vehicle. Lucas said members of the task force had been...
Couple may have been having sex during fatal crash Two months after his wife was killed in a car he crashed, a Florida man has been charged with drunk driving causing death. A report has also emerged that Amanda Notebaert was naked from the waist down and sitting on Matthew...
FAIL: BEAR CUB TO BE EUTHANIZED AFTER BITING STUDENTS Over at Wash U, to help students relieve some stress during finals week, they had a petting zoo set up. There were some baby animals that were a bit including a bear cub until it 14 students. Some of those bitten had skin...
FAIL!: A GUY BUSTED FOR DRUGS SHOWED UP TO COURT IN A STOLEN CAR, WITH MORE DRUGS Earlier this month, 49-year-old James Manning got busted for possession of an unidentified controlled substance in Sonora, California. (About 130 miles east of San Francisco.) And he was due in...
FAIL: MURDER/SUICIDE FAIL Cops in Vegas say that a guy had this murder-suicide plan. He as going to shoot a woman and then himself. So.... this dude shoots the woman and then himself. Woman survived..so did he. They'll both fully recover. He'll now be facing charges of attempted...