Fail Stories

Burglary suspect trapped in pizza oven vent for 11 hours Authorities in Michigan said a burglary suspect spent up to 11 hours trapped in a restaurant's pizza oven exhaust vent. The Oakland County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to the Cracker Barrel Party & Pizza...
Mom hid Drugs In Tampons For Jailed Daughter An Oregon mother was sentenced to 30 days in jail for trying to smuggle meth and oxycodone to her incarcerated daughter by hiding the drugs in tampons. Authorities said Elizabeth Kay Sparkman, 53, pleaded guilty in Multnomah County...
A Guy at a Gas Station Tried to Kill a Spider With His Lighter . . . and Set the Place on Fire PIC HERE Technically you're not supposed to use your cell phone while you're pumping gas, because it could spark and start a fire. Gas stations are THAT flammable. So . . . um . . ...
Burrito-Eating Bus Driver Causes Albuquerque Crash Check out the video here The Associated Press Reported on the Death of "Yogi Bear" YOGI BERRA got no respect from the Associated Press. They sent out a wire alert yesterday morning saying, quote, "New York Yankees Hall of Fame...
23 new cars damaged as trucker chokes on Dr. Pepper, crashes into Cadillac-Buick dealer Police say the driver of a tanker truck hauling milk was choking on a sip he took from a can of Dr. Pepper when he crashed into an auto dealership in Hermitage. According to police, Thomas...
A Guy Tries to Rob Two Different Couples and Fails, Then Gets Shot with His Own Gun Most people don't carry around cash anymore, they just use plastic. And that might be making things tougher for the armed-robber scumbags of the world. Two guys with a gun tried to rob a couple...
Two Guys Try to Rob a Cell Phone Store . . . Right Next to a Police Station It's not exactly hard to find cell phone stores . . . they're everywhere. So it's MIND boggling that these guys picked THIS particular cell phone store to rob. 26-year-old Raiko Guerra Ramos and 27-year-...
A Guy Ran from the Cops Because His Mistress Was in the Car and He Didn't Want to Get Caught Cheating A 21-year-old in St. Louis named Demetrius Johnson was caught doing 80 in a 60-mile-per-hour zone on Tuesday, and led cops on a high-speed chase when they tried to pull him over...
A Man is Accused of Embezzling $117,000 to Start an Escort Service If you bought a Kohler toilet, sink, or faucet in the past few months, there's an outside chance you helped one rogue employee achieve his dream . . . of being a PIMP. Think about that as you wash your hands. 46-...