Fail Stories

A Guy Ran from the Cops Because His Mistress Was in the Car and He Didn't Want to Get Caught Cheating A 21-year-old in St. Louis named Demetrius Johnson was caught doing 80 in a 60-mile-per-hour zone on Tuesday, and led cops on a high-speed chase when they tried to pull him over...
A Man is Accused of Embezzling $117,000 to Start an Escort Service If you bought a Kohler toilet, sink, or faucet in the past few months, there's an outside chance you helped one rogue employee achieve his dream . . . of being a PIMP. Think about that as you wash your hands. 46-...
A White Supremacist Accidentally Blew Off His Own Leg Making Homemade Bombs And now, a story about a guy accidentally blowing off a body part that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 45-year-old Michael O'Neill of Wheatfield, New York is a white supremacist . . . he...
People looking to score heroin, interrupt police raid of house suspected of drug dealing Knocks on the door repeatedly interrupted Illinois State Police during a heroin raid in Wood River. Ten people showed up looking to buy heroin with police in the house, police said. It all...
A Woman Tried to Take a Selfie With a Bison and Got Flipped in the Air People take absurd risks on a daily basis for the sake of selfies. So it's inevitable things will go wrong once in a while. A 43-year-old woman from Mississippi was at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming...
Man steals beers, leaves trail to house Earlier this week, a 30year-old guy from Kentucky broke into a Save-a-lot grocery store and grabbed as many beers as he could carry. He would have been better off stealing a shopping cart too. It didn't take police long to fnid the dude...
A Guy Runs from the Cops and Ends Up in a Marathon . . . That 90 More Cops Are Running In Two cops in New York were chasing a guy on foot last week, and he ended up joining a half-marathon that was going on in Central Park. We don't know if he was TRYING to be clever, but it...
A Guy Tore His Knee Doing the "Dirty Dancing" Lift at His Wedding, and Almost Died One of the most famous movie scenes ever is the end of "Dirty Dancing" . You know . . . when Jennifer Grey jumps up, Patrick Swayze lifts her above his head, and spins her around to "(I've Had)...
A Guy Tries To Help Someone Trapped Under a Lawnmower…But Makes Things Way Worse and Gets Arrested Here's a strange case of someone who WANTED to be a good Samaritan, but was REALLY bad at it. 31-year-old Christopher Ratcliffe was at a gas station in Genesee Falls, New York last...