Fail Stories

A Guy Accidentally Blows Up His Apartment While Spraying For Roaches . . . and They Survive You know how people say roaches can survive a nuclear bomb? It's not made up. So they can CERTAINLY survive if you attack them with less powerful artillery. A guy in Asbury Park, New...
Man trapped on rock after proposal rescued, arrested for meth (UPI) -- A California man who scaled the Morro Rock volcanic plug to propose via Facetime ended up with the bill for a costly rescue and an arrest for meth possession. Authorities said Michael John Paul Banks, 27, of...
A Sex Offender Was Killed By a Runaway Trailer As He Walked Down the Street, Watching Porn This feels like karma that was well overdue. 55-year-old Kevin Jordan of Memphis, Tennessee is a violent sex offender. He's been convicted of rape five separate times and he was sentenced...
A Criminal Tries to Get Away From Cops by Floating Down a River on a Sheet of Ice If I had to describe the perfect Canadian crime, this would be right up there with "robbing a Tim Horton's" or "brawl in the stands at a curling match." A Mountie in Prince George, British Columbia...
Pro-gun Florida mom accidentally shot by 4-year-old son after leaving loaded weapon in car, bragging about how tot gets 'gets jacked up' for target practice A proud, pro-gun mom was accidentally shot by her 4-year-old son — just a day after the Second Amendment-loving woman...
A Guy Spit on a Baby, Then Immediately Got Hit by a Car Sometimes instant karma just works out so beautifully . . . A 37-year-old guy walked up to a family on a street in Sydney, Australia last Saturday . . . and spit on their four-month-old BABY. For no reason. They were...
Ambulance siren spooks thieves, crash to death Mistaking an ambulance siren to be that of a police vehicle, two robbers, who had waylaid a father-son duo near Bigbazar in Rajajinagar, sped on their motorcycle, only to hit a parked water tanker and die on the spot. There was...
A Guy Uses a James Bond Smokescreen to Escape the Cops...But They Follow the Trail of Smoke A guy in England rigged his car to pump out a James Bond style SMOKESCREEN, and used it last month when a cop tried to pull him over for speeding. Except it kept pumping smoke, and the...
A Guy Rear Ends a Van Because He's Too Distracted Pleasuring Himself A guy in Georgia rear-ended a van on Monday morning, and it was because he was pleasuring himself. He was arrested for public indecency, and it turns out he was convicted for doing the exact same thing back in...