Fail Stories

Man Asked Cop to Jump Start Stolen Truck via palm beach post A Central Florida man was arrested after deputies said he approached a Martin County Sheriff’s deputy and asked if he could get a jump start for his stolen truck. Gordon Raymond, 25, was parked at a Stuart-area...
A Teenager Impersonates a Cop to Become Friends With Hooters Girls This kid gets an A-plus for ingenuity, but an F for execution. An 18-year-old kid named Nicholas Fuhst from Vanderbilt, Michigan went into a Hooters last week, and pretended he was an undercover COP. Then he...
A Guy Tries to Run From the Cops . . . But Gets Exhausted After 100 Yards Some people just don't have the cardio to be good criminals. A 47-year-old guy named Christopher Cole in Laurel Hill, Florida had a warrant out for his arrest. And on Monday, a cop went to his place to...
A Guy Accidentally Blows Up His Apartment While Spraying For Roaches . . . and They Survive You know how people say roaches can survive a nuclear bomb? It's not made up. So they can CERTAINLY survive if you attack them with less powerful artillery. A guy in Asbury Park, New...
Man trapped on rock after proposal rescued, arrested for meth (UPI) -- A California man who scaled the Morro Rock volcanic plug to propose via Facetime ended up with the bill for a costly rescue and an arrest for meth possession. Authorities said Michael John Paul Banks, 27, of...
A Sex Offender Was Killed By a Runaway Trailer As He Walked Down the Street, Watching Porn This feels like karma that was well overdue. 55-year-old Kevin Jordan of Memphis, Tennessee is a violent sex offender. He's been convicted of rape five separate times and he was sentenced...
A Criminal Tries to Get Away From Cops by Floating Down a River on a Sheet of Ice If I had to describe the perfect Canadian crime, this would be right up there with "robbing a Tim Horton's" or "brawl in the stands at a curling match." A Mountie in Prince George, British Columbia...
Pro-gun Florida mom accidentally shot by 4-year-old son after leaving loaded weapon in car, bragging about how tot gets 'gets jacked up' for target practice A proud, pro-gun mom was accidentally shot by her 4-year-old son — just a day after the Second Amendment-loving woman...
A Guy Spit on a Baby, Then Immediately Got Hit by a Car Sometimes instant karma just works out so beautifully . . . A 37-year-old guy walked up to a family on a street in Sydney, Australia last Saturday . . . and spit on their four-month-old BABY. For no reason. They were...