Douchebag of the Day

What do you do when confronted with a dozen or so country-made bombs on the staircase of a crowded library? Two Agra police cops found themselves in such a situation on Tuesday. Their response left onlookers confused about whether to applaud their courage or deplore their...
Three Teenage Burglars Think Cremated Ashes Are Cocaine . . . and Snort Them Three teenagers broke into a house in St. Peters, Missouri back in November, and stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and a wooden box full of cocaine. Well . . . at least they THOUGHT it was cocaine. They...
A Wisconsin man has been arrested and faces a felony battery charge after he repeatedly punched another man, who turned out to be blind, in the face earlier this month. Robert Anderson, 25, of Deerfield, knocked a legally blind man to the ground outside Mr. Roberts Bar &...
An incident in which a 911 emergency dispatcher told a young caller to “stop whining” after her father was struck and killed by a car along a Maryland highway while changing a flat tire is under investigation, a fire official said on Thursday. Anne Arundel County Fire Captain...
County social workers have investigated David Vanzo for elderly neglect and financial exploitation of his mother, and now, so are Plymouth police. Detectives wonder if he brought his mother to the bank to make a withdrawal -- after she was already dead. Vanzo denies the...
It’s not an easy time to be a police officer. They’ve been targeted for assassinations and anti-police protests are raging across the country led by informal presidential advisor and NBC News employee Al Sharpton. Yet one Florida man has been arrested for impersonating a cop...
A Rural Metro ambulance paramedic is accused of stealing a valuable watch from a patient. The heirloom watch is a 1969 Rolex Submariner valued at $10,000. According to a report from the Mesa Police Dept., Jason Alexander admitted to stealing the watch when investigators asked...
Two Guys Try to Steal Some Girl Scout Cookies . . . And the Girl Scouts Fight Back and Stop Them You've got to respect a Girl Scout who doesn't just sell cookies . . . she'll FIGHT for those damn cookies. Two Girl Scouts in Anne Arundel County, Maryland were selling Girl Scout...
A Woman Faking Cancer to Get Money Is Busted When She Says She Has Stage Five Cancer . . . Which Doesn't Exist You've got to be messed up to FAKE having cancer to prey on people for money and sympathy. So I guess it's not a shocker that this woman faking cancer wasn't...