Douchebag of the Day

A man from Litiz, Pennsylvania was recent arrested and charged with assault after he set his girlfriend’s vagina on fire. According to recent reports, his girlfriend was rushed to a local emergency room to receive treatment for her injuries, as a result police launched an...
DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: Local man steals money from booster club! A parent at Oakville High School in charge of running the finances for the school's soccer booster club was charged with felony stealing after police say he wrote $11,475 in checks to himself from the club's...
A Guy Is in Court For Skipping Anger Management . . . and Attacks His Female Lawyer 34-year-old Kelly John Lange of Sioux Falls, South Dakota was convicted of assault earlier this year, and part of his sentence was going to anger management classes. But apparently he's been...
A man arrested for allegedly burning and urinating on a Bible called himself the 'Dark Lord' when the cops came to get him. Police were called to a Christian homeless shelter on Thursday night in the city of Prescott, Arizona, USA, after reports a man was burning something on...
MEGA SCROOGE TRIES TO GET KID'S LEMONADE STAND SHUT DOWN One man in Dunedin, Florida, has been petitioning local authorities to shut down 13-year-old T.J. Guerrero’s lemonade stand for two years. “Please help me regain my quiet home and neighborhood,” the 61-year-old Wilkey...
SUSPECTED JUGGALOS TRY TO CUT OFF MAN'S TATTOOS, THEN SET HIM ON FIRE Two men are facing attempted murder charges in Maryland after allegedly trying to forcibly remove an Insane Clown Posse tattoo off their roommate’s arm — because they felt he hadn’t “earned the right” to wear...
A foul-mouthed Times Square Spider-Man clocked a city cop as he was about to place the not-so-superhero under arrest for bilking tourists, authorities said. The unmasked web-head — identified by police as 25-year-old Junior Bishop of Brooklyn — is facing assault, resisting...
DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: MAN KILLS CAT AFTER THEY "TURN ON HIM" Christopher Bisbee pleaded guilty Monday to beating his two cats to death with a golf club after one of the cats betrayed his trust. Acting on a tip last June, Humane Society Animal Enforcement Officer Merle Wolfgang...
"SCUMBAG" BUSTED FOR POSING AS FBI AGENT IN N. DAKOTA Steven Goldmann was arrested in North Dakota in March after fleeing a felony conviction in Tennessee. The convict was allegedly posing as a bounty hunter and FBI agent before his latest arrest. A convicted con man accused of...