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DAVE GROHL of the FOO FIGHTERS unleashed a brilliant Ice Bucket Challenge video, which is a pretty amazing remake of the famous prom / bucket of blood scene from the 1976 horror movie "Carrie".  Dave plays Carrie, and the rest of the band also takes part.

Transgender Arquette sibling ALEXIS ARQUETTE claims she had sex with JARED LETO back when she was still a HE.  And she says his manhood was MASSIVE, and looked like the helmet of a Praetorian Guard from ancient Rome

On Britain's "Celebrity Big Brother", GARY BUSEY said the spirit of PATRICK SWAYZE visited him recently . . . quote, "Patrick Swayze's spirit came right through me [the other day] . . .  I've been to the other side, after my death after brain surgery . . . so I have a connection to that spiritual world."

Don't you hate guys who drive around in ridiculously expensive cars, then freak out when people get too close to them?  Well, JERRY SEINFELD is one of those guys. Jerry took his 1973 Porsche 911 RSR out for a spin in New York the other day.  And granted, only 49 of these were ever made, and they can sell for close to HALF A MILLION DOLLARS.  But still . . .Jerry had a FIT when he saw a woman trying to park in front of his car, and almost hitting it.  Not hitting it, but ALMOST hitting it.  He reportedly ran at her from across the street and started yelling at her. The woman was so rattled, she just left to find another spot.

Forbes has released its annual list of the "World's Highest-Paid Models" . . . and for the EIGHTH year in a row, GISELE BUNDCHEN sits comfortably at the top.  She made $47 MILLION over the past year.  Gisele also made more than her husband TOM BRADY, who earned $31.3 million last year.

The NFL doesn't pay musical acts to perform on the Super Bowl halftime show . . . and now, they're reportedly trying to get musicians to pay THEM for the PRIVILEGE of taking the stage. The league has narrowed their wish list for this year's game down to three acts:  RIHANNA, KATY PERRY, and COLDPLAY. According to sources, league reps have been checking around to see if anyone would PAY to play . . . and naturally, the people they've talked to have NOT been super receptive to that. It's also hard to believe the NFL is apparently IGNORING THE PEOPLE . . . who obviously want to see WEIRD AL YANKOVIC get the gig.  As of last night, the petition to see Weird Al perform was up to 126,000 supporters.

KEVIN SMITH'S next movie will star his 15-year-old daughter and JOHNNY DEPP'S 15-year-old daughter as yoga enthusiasts battling an ancient evil . . . with the help of a legendary man-hunter played by Johnny himself.  It's called "Yoga Hosers". 

DWAYNE 'THE ROCK" JOHNSON has finally confirmed that he's starring in the DC Comics movie "Shazam".  The assumption is that he'll play Shazam . . . the superhero formerly known as Captain Marvel.  But he says he'd also love to play Shazam's arch-enemy Black Adam.

If you hate people texting in movie theaters, you better hope this never catches on here:  Theaters in China are experimenting with technology that allows viewers to text comments about the movie, and have them appear ON THE SCREEN.

EVA LONGORIA is doing three episodes of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine".  She'll play a defense attorney who clashes with ANDY SAMBERG'S character.


So You Think You Can Dance on ABC.  Christina Applegate guest judges…America's Got Talent on NBC… Who Do You Think You Are?...on TLC.  Kelsey Grammer looks into his ancestry… Jimmy Fallon has Jared Leto and Thirty Seconds To Mars performs



Demi Lovatois 22

Andrew Garfieldis 31.

Amy Adamsis 40


KRS-Oneis 49


Robert Plant is 66 



Today’s birthday girl has had her legs spread wider than a 7-10 split…in 45 fine films including

·        Daddy’s Worst Nightmare Volume 9

·        Tinkle Time Volume 3

·        Diesel Dongs Volume 5

·        Manaconda Volume 4

·        Panty Perverts

·        Round Mound Of Ass Volume 5

·        It’s HUGE Volume 12

·        And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…I Hope That’s Not Yo Daughter


Hailey James is 27 years old



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