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WEDNESDAY'S CRAP ON CELEBRITIES

ORLANDO BLOOM and JUSTIN BIEBER almost mixed it up at a restaurant in Spain yesterday. Apparently Justin PURPOSELY bumped into Orlando.  Orlando then went after him and even THREW A PUNCH, which missed . . . after which Justin yelled, quote, "What's up, [B-word]?" There was a brief confrontation, then Justin left . . . and the crowd applauded.  There's video, but it catches the action AFTER the punch was supposedly thrown. There were other celebrities in the restaurant, including DIDDY and PARIS HILTON. The problem is no doubt FEMALE-INDUCED.  Back in 2012, Justin and Orlando's then-wife MIRANDA KERR hung out backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, where Justin performed. And there were rumors that they did more than just hang out.  And earlier this year, Orlando was spotted a few different times hanging out with SELENA GOMEZ. CHECK IT OUT HERE

 

Yesterday, Paramount Tweeted out a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" poster . . . hyping the movie's release in Australia.  But it did NOT go over well, because some people thought its imagery evoked the 9/11 attacks. The movie comes out on September 11th in Australia, and the poster showed the turtles falling from a New York City skyscraper, which was exploding in a ball of fire.  Just above that, the release date was written:  "September 11th!" Almost immediately, Twitter began freaking out . . . and Paramount removed the Tweet and apologized. The movie hits theaters in America next Friday, August 8th. CHECK IT OUT HERE

On October 21st, PRIMUS will release a new album based on the 1971 movie "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory". Rolling Stone reports that in addition to the release, the group is planning a Chocolate Factory tour that will begin with a “stripped down, old school, nightclub Primus set” before opening the curtain to reveal the chocolate room for a full run-through of the Wonka material. Due out October 21, the album will also be available on chocolate-colored vinyl. Appropriately, five limited edition golden versions will be scattered about at random.  And they just released the first single, "Pure Imagination", which was sung by GENE WILDER in the movie. In case you were wondering, Claypool wants NOTHING to do with the 2005 Tim Burton / Johnny Depp movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".  He says that version, quote, "left the taste of feces in our mouths." He adds, quote, "There are a lot of very talented people on the planet.  And Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are two of those very talented people.  But like all human beings, every now and then, we crap in our pants."

A massive heart attack killed actor James Garner. According to the death certificate Garner died from acute myocardial infarction.  "The Rockford Files" star died July 19 at his Los Angeles home. The death certificate says Garner -- who also starred in "The Notebook" -- suffered from coronary artery disease. Garner was one of the first stars to become mega-successful on both TV and in the movies.  Among his many achievements ... "Maverick" -- a massive TV hit from 1957 – 1962

 SAMUEL L. JACKSON has been in over 150 movies and TV shows since 1978 . . . and someone painstakingly went through ALL of them, to find out how many times he's said "mother[effer]" on-screen.. After all that exhaustive research, it was determined that he's said "mother[effer]"… 171 times in 27 different movies.  And that actually seems LOW to me. So, which movie featured his highest output?  It's a QUENTIN TARANTINO movie, and it's NOT "Pulp Fiction".  In "Jackie Brown", he said "mother[effer]" 37 TIMES.  "Pulp Fiction" was next with 26 "mother[effer]s." The 2008 movie "Soul Man" was third with 24 . . . although two were bleeped . . . "Shaft" followed that with 13, and the "Oldboy" remake was next with eight. CHECK IT OUT

I’ve learned that TV Land has opted not to renew comedy Kirstie for a second season. The decision comes five months after the show ended its freshman run. Kirstie was not a ratings or critical hit but it did have: Alley, Rhea Perlman and Michael Richards. Possibly factoring into TV Land’s decision was  creator/executive producer  Marco Pennette left at the end of Season 1 for personal reasons and the network had to search for a new showrunner. Perhaps also factoring in the decision to cancel it was they realized they were paying Kirstie Alley to be on their network.

JESSE VENTURA won $1.8 million from the estate of deceased Navy SEAL CHRIS KYLE. In his book "American Sniper", Kyle had claimed he punched out an unnamed celebrity who was running down America, and even said the SEALs, quote, "deserve to lose a few" in Iraq.  This reportedly happened at a bar in 2006, during a wake for a fallen soldier. During media appearances hyping the book, Kyle revealed the celebrity was Ventura. Jesse . . . who served with the Navy’s Underwater Demolition Team during the Vietnam era, claimed the story was fabricated, and damaged his relationship with the military, to the point that he could no longer even attend UDT / SEAL reunions. Well, Kyle was shot to death last year by Eddie Ray Routh, a Marine veteran with post-traumatic stress disorder.  But Jesse refused to drop the suit. Ventura's lawyer said the lawsuit was NOT targeting Kyle's widow . . . but her INSURANCE COMPANY.  And about $500,000 of the settlement is being paid by the book's publisher

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are busy preparing for their baby. Sources confirm the couple are expecting a girl, and may have a name picked out for their daughter. "A name being talked about and floating around is Finn,". "Ashton's mom's maiden name is Finnegan." Kunis and Kutcher met on the set of sitcom That 70s Show, but didn't begin dating until April 2012. The pair confirmed their relationship in March 2013, and became engaged in February this year. Pregnancy rumors began the next month, and Kunis confirmed her pregnancy in May.

MOVIES AND TV

Sharkado 2: The Second One  on SyFy.  Ian Ziering Tara Reid, Vivica A. Fox, Mark McGrath

Jimmy Fallon has Heidi Klum…Seth Meyers Big Data  performs…Letterman… Zoe Saldana…Jimmy Kimmel has Eric McCormack

BIRTHDAYS

Hope Solois 33

Jaime Presslyis 37

HILARY SWANKis 40

Tom Greenis 43

Christine Tayloris 43.  Ben Stiller’s wife and is the chick in Dodgeball

Christopher Nolanis 44.  Director of "The Dark Knight" trilogy. . .

Terry Crewsis 46"The Expendables" and those weird Old Spice commercials.

Vivica A. Foxis 50

Lisa Kudrowis 51

Laurence Fishburneis 53

DELTA BURKE!is 58

FRANK STALLONE!is 64

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is 67


MICHELLE LAY

Today’s birthday girl has been torn apart more than an elk in a lion’s den in 197 fine films including:

·        Rectal Rooter Volume 10

·        Finding Tushyland

·        Lay’s Anatomy

·        Put It Wherever Volume 1

·        Lips, Toes, and Hoes

·        Bitches In Heat Volume 2

·        Say Hi To Your Father For Me

·        When Things Get Rough…She Get’s Filthy

·        And finally…who could forget…her unforgettable role in…..Bingo Bango Bunghole Volume 3

Michelle Lay  is 45 YEARS OLD

 

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