Crap on Celebrities
TUESDAY'S CRAP ON CELEBRITIES
Breaking Bad" went out in style, capturing six Emmys for its final season . . . but "Sherlock" won the most, with seven. The night also included a touching tribute to ROBIN WILLIAMS by BILLY CRYSTAL…a TV theme song medley by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. Here are all the Emmy winners you care about . . .Outstanding Drama Series: "Breaking Bad" (AMC)…Best Actor in a Drama: Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"…Best Supporting Actor: Aaron Paul, "Breaking Bad"…Best Supporting Actress: Anna Gunn, "Breaking Bad"…Best Actress in a Drama: Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife" (CBS)…Outstanding Comedy Series: "Modern Family" (ABC)…Best Actor in a Comedy: Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory" (CBS)…Best Actress in a Comedy: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep" (HBO)…Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy: Ty Burrell, "Modern Family" (ABC)…Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy: Allison Janney, "Mom" (CBS)… Best Variety Series: "The Colbert Report" (Comedy Central)
"Forbes" has put together their annual list of "The Highest-Paid Male TV Actors" . . . and for the THIRD year in a row, "Two and a Half Men" star ASHTON KUTCHER is #1. He's raking in $26 million over the past year. His co-star JON CRYER is second with $19 million . . . along with "NCIS" star MARK HARMON who made the same amount. Interestingly enough, nine of the Top 15 actors are or were on CBS shows.
Here's the complete Top 15:
1. Ashton Kutcher, "Two and a Half Men", $26 million
2. A tie between Jon Cryer of "Two and a Half Men" and Mark Harmon of "NCIS", with $19 million each.
4. Neil Patrick Harris, "How I Met Your Mother", $18 million
5. A tie between Patrick Dempsey of "Grey's Anatomy" and Kevin Spacey of Netflix's "House of Cards", with $16 million each.
7. Tim Allen, "Last Man Standing", $15 million
8. Simon Baker, "The Mentalist", $13 million
9. Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory", $12 million
10. A tie between Jason Segel from "How I Met Your Mother" and Johnny Galecki of "The Big Bang Theory", with $11 million each.
12. A THREE-WAY tie between Jon Hamm of "Mad Men", Charlie Sheen of "Anger Management", and Josh Radnor of "How I Met Your Mother", with $10 million apiece.
15. Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad", $8 million
A church in Croatia is standing in the way of a "Game of Thrones" nude scene that fans of the books have been waiting for for a long time.. It's a scene in which LENA HEADEY's character has to take a "penance walk" through King's Landing . . . COMPLETELY NAKED. The show is currently filming in Dubrovnik, Croatia . . . where the local Church of St. Nicholas apparently has a lot of power. Church officials told the film commission NOT to issue permits for that scene, so they're not doing it. Keep in mind this is a KEY scene from the books, and there's no way they're not going to shoot it. In fact, Lena hasn't done nudity on the show because she wanted it to really stand out in this particular scene. So you've got to believe it WILL be filmed, even if they have to go somewhere else to do it.
Did you know Gary Busy and his partner have been together in 32 previous lives. Steffanie Sampson, who has been with Gary since 2008, even claims their relationships in centuries gone by saw them produce ancient Rome’s first Christian emperor, Constantine the Great. She said she has a very wonderful psychic profiler in America that also works with the FBI. She is a hypnotherapist also revealed the actor's near-fatal motorbike crash in 1988 have given him a clearer perspective than his housemates - despite people questioning his mental health after outbursts and erratic behavour. According to Steffanie Gary also fought and died at the Battle of the Alamo in Texas
It looks like Lea Michele made an impression on the set of "Sons of Anarchy. She shot her guest appearance, which will air during the upcoming sixth and final season of the FX show. However there is a chance Lea will be returning for more episodes. Everyoneon the show loved the actress and they are trying to find a way to keep her around. Lea will be playing a truck stop waitress who shares a scene with Katey Sagal's character. The show had to work hard to make Lea appear heavier for the role. Apparently they beefed her up for the part with adjustments in hair, makeup and lighting. The series finale of "Sons of Anarchy" starts on September 9th.
The Parent Television Council is all upset over Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards. The group's president released a statementgiving credit to the network for having "toned down" the broadcast, at least compared to what it called "last year's cringe-inducing mess." The PTC is, however, taking notice of the performances delivered by female artists. The group says it is "perplexing" that some of the acts would include "strong positive written messages" for young women, matched with performances that feature "stripper poles" and flesh-toned bikinis
New Music and movies out today… Waking the Fallen: Resurrected", Avenged Sevenfold. A 3-disc reissue of their classic "Waking the Fallen" album, featuring a 30-minute documentary, three music videos, and 11 previously unreleased B-sides and alternate versions of songs…My Everything", Ariana Grande. Right now she's got three songs in the Top 10 of the Hot 100 chart…"Lost in Alphaville", the rock band The Rentals . . . featuring Matt Sharp from Weezer and Patrick Carney from the Black Keys.
Blended" . . . Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore…Plus, the fourth season of "The Walking Dead" . . . the sixth season of "Sons of Anarchy . . . the fourth season of "Portlandia"
Chris Pineis 34. James T. Kirk in the new "Star Trek" movies.
Macaulay Culkinis 34.
Melissa McCarthyis 44.
Shirley Mansonis 48.
Chris Burkeis 49. Corky from "Life Goes On".
Today’s birthday girl has been under more sheets than members of the KKK …in 229 fine films including
· Camel Toe Jockeys Volume 1
· Double Booked Volume 1
· Dude! I Banged Your Sister Volume 1
· Lezbo A-Go-Go
· Porn Dumbass
· Stroker Did It Again
· Leatherbound Dykes From Hell Volume 2
· And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Banging In The Name of Science
Felix Vicious is 31 years old