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A recent survey asked people who had the "hottest summer body" among people in the music industry.  In the end, BEYONCÉ received the most votes.  Here's how it broke down:.. 1.  Beyoncé, 27.3% of the vote…2.  Jennifer Lopez, 23%...3.  Gwen Stefani, 18.5% Miley Cyrus came in 6th fyi

This falls somewhere between crazy teenage fun and a straight-up FELONY.  SLASH says he and his girlfriend once drugged her mother . . . and then they had sex right next to her while she slept.  Oh, and he was 13 or 14 at the time. He adds, quote, "There's no ridiculous place [to have sex] if you can get away with it." WHOA, CHECK IT OUT HERE

When "South Park" took on "Game of Thrones" and author GEORGE R.R. MARTIN last year, they joked that George was rather obsessed with the peen. Well, the issue came up at Comic-Con, and George made it pretty clear how he feels. He said weenies are fine, but he is not obsessed with weenies . . . boobies, not weenies. George added that he hasn't actually SEEN the episodes due to his "sensitive soul."   

Tensions are high between the U.S. and Russia right now.  Which is why it may not have been the best idea for DAVID DUCHOVNY to film an ad for a Russian beer in which he wonders what would have happened if he grew up in Russia. Duchovny has Ukrainian heritage, and the ad places him in various historical and pop culture moments that resonate with Russians, including the space race, hockey and cheesy '80s Russian pop. Duchovny is getting some backlash for "celebrating" Russia.  So he issued the following statement . . . quote, "Being proud of one's ancestry is not a political statement on any current government or public policies. "In retrospect, and in light of recent tragic events, I can now see the potential for misunderstanding and hope people will understand."


"Fifty Shades of Grey" had the best opening week of any trailer so far this year . . . and its first week isn't even over yet. Yes, we're now tracking opening-week numbers for TRAILERS. It's racked up 36.4 million YouTube views since it was released last Thursday. The previous high for the year was "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" with 31 million views

Kurt Sutter is not F’ing around …Lea Michele will appear in the coming season of Sons of Anarchy‘s sixth episode, which will air Oct 14.  Sons is heading into its final season. Michele will play Gertie, “an empathetic truck-stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma during a difficult time.” Also Malcolm Jamal Warner,Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show, will appear in at least two episodes — including the supersized season opener — as Sticky, a member of the Grim Bastards. CHECK OUT THE TRAILER HERE

Coldplay donated $17,000 to Jody Duff, a wheelchair-bound fan suffering from motor neurone disease, according to Billboard. Motor neurone disease is a condition that affects the nerves in the brain and the spinal cord, and Duff is raising money on JustGiving for the Motor Neurone Disease Association, which is looking for a cure while also providing help to sufferers. With Coldplay’s assistance, the fan has reached 82% of his roughly $40,000 goal — a target he hiked up after the influx of funds from the band and fans. Coldplay also invited Duff backstage to meet the group.

Evanescence  singer Amy Lee has given birth to a baby boy  “Our little cub, Jack Lion Hartzler, is here,” Lee, 32, said on an Instagram photo with her newborn son in the hospital. “I have never known the depths of my heart till now. The world just exploded into technicolor.”  HERE IS A PIC

Here's what's new on DVD and Netflix today:.."Noah" . . . with Russell Crowe as Noah and Jennifer Connelly as his wife…"Lizzie Borden Took An Ax" . . .with Christina Ricci is axe murderer Lizzie Borden….Airplane vs. Volcano" is about a plane flying over a ring of active volcanoes and stars Dean Cain and Robin Givens.

New Music out today…Savages by Theory of a Deadman . . .with  Alice Cooper on the title track…"Song Reader", Beck . . . with contributions from Jack White, Fun, Norah Jones, Jack Black… Two years ago, he released an "album" in sheer music form, and offered it up to several musicians to interpret his compositions in their own style.  This is the result of their combined efforts. Beck handles just one song himself on the album.  It's called "Heaven's Ladder"


Jimmy Fallon has Vin Diesel …  Seth Meyers has Maggie Gyllenhaal…Craig Ferguson has Jamie Chung


 Josh Radnor is 40.  Ted on "How I Met Your Mother".


Wil Wheaton is 42


Martina McBride is 48


Geddy Lee is 61.  RUSH's singer


Tony Sirico is 72.  Paulie Walnuts on "The Sopranos".

Tabitha Fox

Today’s birthday girl has handled more bones than customers today at Hooters in 142 fine films including:


                     Anal Hell Raiser Volume 2

·        Booty Bitch

·        Butt Motors

·        Enemates Volume 12

·        More Than A Whore

·        Mistress In Da Hood

·        Hawaiin Butt Watch

·        And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…The Butt Sisters Do Seattle


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