Crap on Celebrities
THURSDAY'S CRAP ON CELEBRITES
GEORGE CLOONEY got a British tabloid to take back its claim that Amal Alamuddin's mother doesn't approve of him because he's not part of the Druze religion, which is an offshoot of Islam popular in her native Lebanon. George was mostly irate because the article suggests a man or woman can be KILLED for marrying outside the religion. In a "USA Today" column, he blasted the tabloid over the, quote, "completely fabricated" article. He said, quote, "To exploit religious differences where none exist is at the very least negligent and more appropriately dangerous." "We have family members all over the world, and the idea that someone would inflame any part of that world for the sole reason of selling papers should be criminal." The tabloid immediately responded, saying, quote, "We accept Mr. Clooney's assurance that the story is inaccurate and we apologize to him, Miss Amal Alamuddin and her mother for any distress caused."
56-year-old SHARON STONE is READY TO ACCEPT SUITORS. She tells "Extra", quote, "What's happened is my kids have reached the age where I feel comfortable to date. I didn't want to date when they were little because, who needs a bunch of people running in and out of their lives? "Now I feel comfortable dating. I'm available for dating."
Mayor Rob Ford pushed and scuffled with fellow rehab residents and was so verbally abusive that he was kicked out of his group therapy program, during his two month stay at GreeneStone . These accounts of what one person referred to as “destructive behaviour” don’t jive with Ford’s recent public statements that he had a healthy experience and takes his recovery seriously. “Ford broke things, got into fights with other residents,” said one. “Ford stopped people from sharing their stories, which is key to a successful rehab experience,” said another source. “Other residents felt intimidated. They felt he was a bully. He was always saying he did not belong there.” Management was concerned Ford continued to use drugs or alcohol during his time in rehab. The Star was unable to determine if Ford abused any substances during his two month stint. GreeneStone’s wooded property has a well known “nature walk” and a concern of staff is that some residents meet their drug dealers or people providing alcohol at the far end of the walk. “I went and got professional, professional help at GreeneStone,”. “I believe it’s the best one in the world. And they taught me exactly the problem it was with me.”
Alec Baldwin is in talks to star in Mission: Impossible 5, playing the head of the CIA. He’s also in talks to join Will Smith in the movie about football concussions…AND Baldwin is developing a new TV show with NBC Productions, in which he would play the central character, a Rob Ford-type Mayor of New York City.
The kid who played 10-year-old Ricky Bobby in "Talladega Nights" got busted for allegedly pushing his own mother down the stairs -- his second arrest in the last month. Cops in Trussville, Alabama say ... Luke Bigham was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly pushed his mother down the stairs during an argument. It's unclear why they were fighting. Bigham was thrown in jail and is still sitting there as of Wednesday afternoon ... since no one's posted the $1,000 to bail him out. He was popped last month on a reckless driving charge that caused a five-car pileup
The rumor is that Universal still wants to remake the TV series The Six Million Dollar Man, and they want Mark Wahlberg to star. Peter Berg is producing and maybe directing, depending on whether the production actually happens
According to a recent survey of over 1,000 people, CHANNING TATUM and STACY KEIBLER have the hottest celebrity beach bodies. Here are the Top 10 Male Beach Bodies:
1. Channing Tatum
2. Chris Hemsworth
4. David Beckham
7. Vin Diesel
9. Jason Statham
10. Usain Bolt
And here are the Top 4 Female Beach Bodies:
1. Stacy Keibler
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Karina Smirnoff
4. Halle Berry
ON TV Jimmy Fallon has Dana Carvey,..Seth Meyers has Keri Russell…Letterman has Michael Douglas
Jessica Simpsonis 34.
Thomas Ian Nicholasis 34. He was Kevin in "American Pie" and the kid from "Rookie of the Year".
ADRIAN GRENIERis 38. "Vinny" Chase on "Entourage".
Sofia Vergarais 42.
Jake LaMottais 93. Boxing legend played by Robert De Niro in "Raging Bull".
Today’s birthday girl has rolled around with more sweaty men than a professional wrestler in 181 fine films including :
· Anal Devastation Volume 2
· Backdoor Driller
· Anal Aristocrats Volume 1
· Anal Annihilations Volume 2
· Hungry Asses
· Anal Hysteria
· Ass Crackin Volume 5
· Anal Attack Volume 7
· Tail-A-Diggin Nights
· And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Double Parked 10: Lot Full
VANESSA MAE is 30 YEARS OLD