Crap on Celebrities
MONDAY'S CRAP ON CELEBRITIES
Last night at the VMAs, MILEY CYRUS sent a young homeless guy up to accept her Video of the Year award, and call attention to the plight of homeless youth. Meanwhile, three of the KARDASHIAN girls were spotted texting during a tribute to Ferguson, Missouri.
Here are the rest of the big winners:
Video of the Year: Miley Cyrus, "Wrecking Ball"
Best Male Video: Ed Sheeran, "Sing"
Best Female Video: Katy Perry, "Dark Horse"
Best Hip-Hop Video: Drake, "Hold On (We're Going Home)"
Best Pop Video: Ariana Grande, "Problem"
Artist to Watch: Fifth Harmony, "Miss Movin' On"
Best Rock Video: Lorde, "Royals"
Best 'Lyric Video': 5 Seconds of Summer, "Don't Stop"
SUGE KNIGHT was reportedly shot SIX TIMES at a pre-party for the "MTV Video Music Awards" over the weekend. He's in intensive care, but he's expected to be FINE. It's unclear if Suge was the target . . . but TMZ claims the shooting involved a GANG BEEF. No arrests have been made. HERE IS A VIDEO OF SUGE AFTER THE SHOOTING
NME has compiled a list of the most controversial music videos of all time. Here are 10 of the most
1. "Like a Prayer," Madonna
2. "Lemon Incest," Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg
3. "Smack My B**ch Up," Prodigy
4. "Heart-Shaped Box," Nirvana
5. "I Want Your Sex," George Michael
6. "Born Free," MIA
7. "Closer," Nine Inch Nails
8. "Hate Me Now," Nas
9. "Jeremy," Pearl Jam
10. "A.D.I.D.A.S," Korn
MARIAH CAREY isn't happy that NICK CANNON went public about their separation. She's done with him now. It's no longer amicable. Things are getting ugly. They had reportedly agreed to issue a joint statement, which was being worked on when Nick blabbed. Meanwhile, other sources say it was Nick who decided to leave . . . because he's worried about Mariah's EMOTIONAL STATE, and the effect it will have on their twins.
SHIA LABEOUF called 911 to report a stalker at his house . . . while said stalker was RIGHT THERE. The woman was at Shia's door, so close to him that he even had interrupt the call to say, "Don't touch me!"… The woman, 31-year-old Graciela Nahle, has been bugging Shia for a while. She was arrested and pleaded no contest to trespassing. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail, but was released after just four.
RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH . . . who played the owner of the world's deadliest theme park in "Jurassic Park", died Sunday at the age of 90. In addition to appearing in "Jurassic Park", its sequel, and dozens of other films, Attenborough directed a bunch of movies, including "A Bridge Too Far" and "Gandhi".
The "Sin City" sequel bombed HARD at the box office, bringing in just $6.5 million to open in 8th place. The original earned nearly $30 million in 2005. "Guardians of the Galaxy" reclaimed the #1 spot from "Ninja Turtles", with less than a million dollars separating the two. "If I Stay" debuted in 3rd place with $16.4 million . . . and "When the Game Stands Tall" made $9 million at #5
GWYNETH PALTROW isn't bitter or jealous that CHRIS MARTIN has hooked up with JENNIFER LAWRENCE. A so-called "source" says, quote, "She's very happy for Chris, that he has moved on and found someone else. Their split has been remarkably amiable and they both just want the best for one another."
Ashton Kutcher's Hollywood Hills home has a new owner. The "L.A. Times" says the co-star of "Two and a Half Men" sold the glass-clad contemporary house for nearly ten-million-dollars. The home that was built in 2007 has five bedrooms, eight bathrooms, a gym, a wine cellar and an elevator. It also features views of the Hollywood Reservoir and the Hollywood sign. Kutcher's fiancee Mila Kunis is listing her Hollywood Hills West home for nearly four-million-dollars.
On TV tonight: • The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards on NBC. Seth Meyers hosts and "Game of Thrones" leads the nominees with 19 nominations…Letterman has Michael Cera and Lyle Lovett
Blake Lively is 27.
Alexander Skarsgard is 38.
Marvin Harrison is 42.
Claudia Schiffer is 44.
Rachael Ray is 46.
BILLY RAY CYRUS is 53.
Tim Burton is 56
Elvis Costello is 60.
ROB HALFORD is 63.
GENE SIMMONS is 65
Regis Philbin is 83.
Sean Connery is 84.
Monty Hall is 93.
Today’s birthday girl has handled more shafts than Arnold Palmer, Tiger Woods, and Rory McIlroy combined …in 223 fine films including
· Asses of Face Destruction Volume 4
· Big Sausage Pizza 15
· Chunky Butts Volume 2
· Boobs Like Whoa
· Double Decker Sandwich
· Can You Handle Huge Boobs Volume 3
· Full Gallon Jugs Volume 1
· Highway Hoes Volume 4
· Obsessed With Breasts Volume 1
· And who can forget…her unforgettable role in….I Wanna Bang Your Sister
Whitney Stevens is 27 years old