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SCARLETT JOHANSSON beat THE ROCK at the box office this weekend, by a pretty wide margin.  "Lucy" did better-than-expected at $44 million, compared to just $29 million for "Hercules". It's even more impressive when you consider the budget for the two movies:  "Lucy" cost an estimated $40 million to make, which means it's already made back its entire budget . . . while "Hercules" cost $100 million, so it hasn't even made a third of that yet.

More than a month after Casey’s Kasem’s June 15 death, the family drama over the deceased continues, and the whereabouts of his body remain unknown to his children. Kasem's children are "90 percent" sure Kasem’s body is in a funeral home in Montreal. However, they would "not be surprised" if the body has already been cremated. The children are adamant that their father has no connection to Montreal and to their knowledge, had never been there before. And in another bizarre twist, they think Jean could have a boyfriend who lives in Montreal, and that is the reason he was allegedly taken there.

You remember the name STEVEN BAUER?,  he's the 57-year-old actor who played Al Pacino's best friend in "Scarface".  And now he plays a private investigator named Avi on the Showtime series "Ray Donovan". But he's in the news because he showed up to the premiere of the WOODY ALLEN movie "Magic in the Moonlight" with the 18-YEAR-OLD he's dating. Her name's Lyda Loudon . . . her parents are former Missouri Republican Senator John Loudon and Tea Party founder "Dr. Gina."  They were on "Wife Swap" last year. CHECK OUT THE PIC

Last week, ARETHA FRANKLIN hit up a Johnny Rockets in the Niagara Falls area after a gig.  And she almost had to throw down with one of the employees.  Here's what happened: Aretha ordered a meal TO GO . . . but apparently, she was too hungry to wait, and once she got her food, she sat down at one of the tables inside to eat it. A server told her she wasn't allowed to eat takeout inside.  Aretha says the worker was, quote, "very rude, unprofessional and nasty."  She stormed out without finishing her meal. The owner of that Johnny Rockets says he's sorry, and called the worker a, quote, "new and very young employee."  Apparently, the employee won't be fired, but was REMINDED about the "takeout policies." Aretha is moving on.  She says, quote, "Over the years I have always enjoyed a burger and cherry Coke.  This experience will not stop my enjoyment of burgers and cherry Cokes, and talking to the classy and friendly people at Johnny Rockets."

 Who said this?... "My attitude about marijuana or anything is, 'Don't be stoned if you have to pretend you're not,'… It does remind you of your space in the universe—your place in the universe—and reframe things for you. I think you can have some very profound experiences."….67 year old Susan Sarandon…She also said: , I'm not new to the idea of mushrooms," she confessed. "I don't really like chemical things, really. Timothy Leary was a friend of mine, so that acid was nice and pure, but I'm not really looking for chemicals, and I don't like to feel speedy. I've done mushrooms and things like that. But I like those drugs in the outdoors—I'm not a city-tripper."

 Megan Fox appeared at this year's San Diego Comic-Con to promote the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and attempted to find some way—ANY way—to relate to the geek masses and she chose… Threatening to track down Bigfoot:  She said Bigfoot is real and that she is confident in herself  that if she were ever to be taken out on an expedition … she would be the one to find Bigfoot.

Comic Con related stuff: …DANIEL RADCLIFFE actually walked around Comic-Con in a Spider-Man suit so nobody would recognize him….Remember when QUENTIN TARANTINO called off plans to make his Western, "The Hateful Eight", after the script leaked online?  Well, it's back on again.  He's also working on an extended cut of "Kill Bill" that will include animated footage that was cut from the original movies… There were big announcements about "Godzilla" and "King Kong" at Comic-Con this weekend.  There's going to be a "Godzilla 2"

Saturday night near Comic-Con, a man driving with his kids sped up to get through a "zombie walk" and hit a 64-year-old woman with his car.  She may have suffered a broken arm.  Police say the man and his kids were deaf, and the kids were afraid.  There are also reports that the "zombies" attacked his car and broke the windshield.  No arrests were made, but police are investigating. HERE IS A VIDEO OF THE INCIDENT!

George Michael has shut himself off from the world and become a recluse, according to a friends. The 51-year-old singer has not been seen outside his $5million North London mansion since May – when he was taken to hospital after a mystery collapse. George used to be a familiar face around the shops and cafes near his home but now those closest to him are increasingly worried about his well-being.  He was a regular on Twitter but has not posted to his 566,000 followers since his birthday on June 25. The only visitor he appears to welcome is record producer and childhood pal David Austen, who was spotted there on Friday with a suitcase suggesting an overnight stay.

ON TV.... The series premiere of "Running Wild with Bear Grylls on NBC.  Shirtless Zac Efron guest stars as the first celebrity to test his survival skills… The season finale of "Cee Lo Green's The Good Life ... on TBS…Conan has Melissa Rauch… Jimmy Fallon has James Franco


Soulja Boy is 24

Afroman is 40

Elizabeth Berkley is 42.  She was Nomi in "Showgirls" AND Jessie on "Saved By The Bell".

Lori Loughlin is 50.  Uncle Jesse's wife, Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis, on "Full House"


Jim Davis is 69.  Genius who created "Garfield".


Today’s birthday girl has girl has been violated more than a hoosiers parole in 108 fine films including:

·        Band of Bastards Volume 2

·        DP Stravaganza Volume 3

·        Pearl Necklace

·        God Save The Kink

·        Meat Lovers Volume 1


·        Throated Volume 36

·        FrankenPenis



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