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MILEY CYRUS has a new tattoo that says "Love Your Brain."

 JENNY MCCARTHY and DONNIE WAHLBERG got married Saturday near Chicago.  Guests included fellow NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Joey McIntyre, Jordan and Jonathan Knight . . . plus Sherri Shepherd, who was let go from "The View" along with Jenny.  Donnie's brother MARK wasn't there, but he sent a congratulatory video.

Justin Bieber has been arrested in his native Canada.  He collided with a minivan while driving an all terrain vehicle near his father's home in Stratford, Ontario last Friday.  He was charged with dangerous driving and assault.  Bieber's attorney Brian H. Greenspan said that Justin’s "peaceful retreat" with off-again, on-again girlfriend Selena Gomez in the town of Stratford was "unfortunately disrupted by the unwelcome presence of the paparazzi."  Greenspan added that both Bieber and Gomez have fully cooperated in the police investigation. Police reportedly said there was a physical altercation between Justin and the minivan-driving paparazzo after the collision.  The singer is expected to appear at the Ontario Court of Justice in Stratford on September 29th.  He is currently on probation for his egging case in Los Angeles.

Among the hundreds of private celebrity photos that leaked over the weekend were nude pictures of Olympic gymnast MCKAYLA MARONEY.  McKayla is 18 . . . but she WASN'T when the pictures were taken. That means if you have those pictures in your possession, you're basically a CHILD PORNOGRAPHER.  Please get rid of them NOW.  Her lawyers are sending letters to various websites that posted the photos, saying basically the same thing. And btw, Apple would like you to know it's NOT THEIR FAULT that all those celebrities had their intimate photos stolen.  They released a statement saying the privacy violations came from, quote, "a very targeted attack on user names, passwords, and security questions."

MILEY CYRUS has a new tattoo that says "Love Your Brain."  But when asked if she thinks smoking weed hurts her brain, she said, quote, "You know what hurts your brain?  Googling yourself.  You know what hurts your brain?  Instagram . . . [and] reading [abusive] comments on Facebook." 

EMMY ROSSUM occasionally puts out on the first date, but that doesn't mean the guy gets to hit it and break away clean.  She tells "Cosmo", quote, "It's not like I haven't had sex on the first date, but usually that ended up in a two-year relationship."

TBS canceled CEE LO's reality show "The Good Life" after he made what appeared to be ignorant comments about rape on Twitter.  Cee Lo did apologize more than once, but TBS announced yesterday the show won't be back for another season.  They claim it's due to low ratings.

 The cake in the final scene of "Sixteen Candles" was made out of CARDBOARD.

John Cusack almost got the part of Bender in "The Breakfast Club" before it went to Judd Nelson.

Robert Downey Jr. was considered for the role of Duckie in "Pretty in Pink".  Jon Cryer ended up getting the part.

Harrison Ford had a cameo as Elliott's principal in "E.T.", but it was cut.

The reason Han Solo was frozen in carbonite at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" was because Harrison Ford hadn't signed on for the third movie yet.  They needed an excuse to kill him off if he ended up backing out.

Disney passed on "Back to the Future" because of the quasi-incestuous storyline involving the younger version of Marty McFly's mother falling in love with him.

Both Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone passed on "Beverly Hills Cop" before it was offered to Eddie Murphy.

 Burt Reynolds turned down the Jack Nicholson role in "Terms of Endearment".

In the first draft of "When Harry Met Sally", Harry and Sally didn't end up together.

Charlie Sheen turned down the lead in "The Karate Kid".

Actresses who tried out for Buttercup in "The Princess Bride" included Courteney Cox, Meg Ryan and Uma Thurman.  Robin Wright got the part.

The cigarettes the boys smoked in "Stand By Me" were made of cabbage leaves.

Richard Gere got the lead in "American Gigolo" because Christopher Reeve turned it down and John Travolta backed out at the last minute.

Brad Pitt was turned down for Christian Slater's part in "Heathers" because he looked TOO NICE.

Warner Brothers got 50,000 angry letters when Michael Keaton was cast as the lead in Tim Burton's "Batman".

ON TV...

• The 11th season finale of "So You Think You Can Dance” is on Fox..

• "America's Got Talent" is on NBC

Jimmy Fallon has Blake Shelton and Sheila E… Seth Meyers has Gwen Stefani, Andy Roddick, and Counting Crows…Letterman has Kristen Wiig…Jimmy Kimmel has Gwyneth Paltrow



Shaun White is 28

Paz de la Huerta is 30

Jennie Finch is 34.  Smokin’ hot Olympic softball pitcher who took home the gold in Athens and the silver in Beijing

Todd Lewis is 49.  Singer for the Toadies. 

Al Jardine is 72.  The Beach Boys.


Today’s birthday girl has been thrown around more than a baseball during warmups…in 235 fine films including

·        Analholics Volume 1

·        Saturday Night Beavers

·        Grand Theft Anal Volume 2

·        Fast Times At Deep Crack High Volume 9

·        I’ve Never Done THAT Before Volume 11

·        Porking With Pride Volume 1

·        Say Aloha To My A-Hola

·        Pull My Hair And Call Me Stupid

·        And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….Pink Eye Volume 4


Jasime Lynn  is 35 years old


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