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FRIDAY'S CRAP ON: Brad and Angelina finally got married, Joan Rivers almost died and Britney is single again

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE pulled a fast one on the media and got married at their estate in France on Saturday.  It was a small ceremony with just some friends and family . . . but Angelina's dad JON VOIGHT wasn't there.  Brad and Angelina's six kids all took part in the ceremony.  BRAD PITT'S entire family was reportedly at his wedding, but ANGELINA JOLIE'S dad JON VOIGHT didn't get an invite.  He found out yesterday after the news hit the Internet.  And when he was first told, he simply said, "That's nice."  But he later said he's on his way to Europe to spend time with the family.

 JOAN RIVERS is in critical but stable condition at a New York City hospital, after she stopped breathing and went into cardiac arrest during surgery on her vocal cords.  She was sedated at the time, and at a show the previous night, she joked, quote, "I'm 81 . . . I could go at any moment." It happened at an outpatient clinic while doctors were putting a scope down her throat.  She was rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital. Now she's been placed in a medically-induced coma, and they're going to take her out of it this weekend to assess the damage. Her daughter MELISSA said she is resting comfortably now. As expected, tons of celebrities are Tweeting messages of support for JOAN RIVERS.  And not surprisingly, the best one came from a fellow comedian:  JEFF ROSS.  He said, quote, "Don't worry folks, Joan Rivers won't die because she refuses to follow Robin Williams."

Britney Spears’ dad Jamie has got her back.. A video has surfaced of David Lucado, her now ex-boyfriend, dancing with and kissing a woman a couple of weeks ago. When Jamie got wind of the video he contacted the agency that was selling it and swifty coughed up a SUBSTANTIAL amount of money to secure it. He then called Britney and told her he had something to show her ... and it was important. When Brit saw the evidence that was all she needed ... she immediately declared the relationship over. Who knows if the woman who secretly shot the video made other copies, but Jamie's rep says no uncertain terms ... if anybody posts or publishes the video he will sue them for copyright infringement.

TOM HANKS and RITA WILSON are supposedly embarrassed by their 24-year-old son, who's trying to be a rapper under the name CHET HAZE . . . while still living at home and not holding a steady job. And apparently it's causing Tom and Rita some major embarrassment.  A source says, quote, "Chet's out of control on the Internet, and it's a huge embarrassment to Tom and Rita. "He talks tough street talk and raps about skipping classes to smoke pot.  But behind his back people are laughing because they know he was raised in Brentwood with mega-wealthy parents." Not helping matters is the fact that "Chet Haze" still lives at home and doesn't have a steady job. Check it out:

COREY FELDMAN just settled his divorce with his ex Susannah, and he got off pretty easy.  He's paying $750 a month in support for their 10-year-old son.  Meanwhile, he gets the 2001 Mercedes, and she gets the 2002 Hyundai.

A movie about THE RAMONES is in the pipeline . . . and MARTIN SCORSESE is attached to direct it.  There are no details on the movie yet, but it's expected to be released in 2016 . . . as part of a celebration of the 40th anniversary of the group's debut album.

ON TV...

Jimmy Fallon has Jon Hamm  Martha Stewart…Seth Meyers has Meredith Vieira…Letterman has Serena Williams and tomorrow night SNL is a repeat with Lady Ga Ga



Lea Michele is 28.  THE star of "Glee"

Courtney Stodden is 20

Rebecca De Mornay is 55

Robin Leach is 73"Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous".

Andy Roddick is 32

Cameron Diaz is 42.

Michael Chiklis is 51

Lewis Black is 66

Warren Buffett is 84

Chris Tucker is 42

DEBBIE GIBSON is 44.    

Richard Gere is 65


Today’s birthday girl has been smashed more than grapes at a winery …in 136 fine films including

·        Star 69

·        Big Butt Smashdown

·        Car Wash

·        Double Decker Sandwich

·        Rear Ended Volume 1

·        Analgeddon Volume 2

·        DP Wreckage Volume 3

·        And who could forget her unforgettable role in … Cheap Booze & Cigarettes


LANNY BARBIE is 31 years old

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