Crap on Celebrities

The Royal Baby is here , and for some reason, the American people care alot. KATE MIDDLETON gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday. Her name hasn't been announced yet. But she made her official debut when Kate and PRINCE WILLIAM stepped outside the hospital to introduce her to...
MORGAN FREEMAN was discussing the news coverage of the events in Baltimore, and he had a pretty clear message: "[Eff] the media." Sadly, it wasn't a VIDEO interview, because how great would that be to hear in Morgan's voice, right? He said, quote, "Look at MSNBC, Fox News, and...
KRISTEN WIIG goes FULL-FRONTAL in the middle of a casino in her new movie "Welcome to Me" . . . and we have pictures. Kristen plays a woman who wins the lottery, goes off her psychiatric meds and buys her own talk show. It also stars James Marsden, Timothy Robbins, Jennifer...
Senate Restaurant issued an apology Monday, three days after it came under fire from local transgender advocates for naming its hot dog of the day the "Bruce Jenner 2.0." "We would never want to hurt anyone for the sake of selling a hot dog," owners of the upscale hot dog joint...
The British magazine "FHM" has dropped its list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World. And while the Top 10 is heavy on women you'd recognize, the #1 spot went to a woman you probably won't. Her name is MICHELLE KEEGAN. She's a 27-year-old British actress who's best known for...
Rumor has it that BRUCE JENNER wants to show off his increasingly feminine figure in a NAUGHTY PHOTO SHOOT. A so-called "insider" tells RadarOnline.com, quote, "Now that [the Diane Sawyer interview] done, he'll be much more vocal about his new identity, and he wants to show the...
Ladies . . . the next time you swipe right on Tinder, you could be giving the thumbs up to LEONARDO DICAPRIO . That's according to a "source" who supposedly talked to Leo at Coachella. He said, quote, "Leo confessed that he was using the dating app under the name Leonard. "He...
The not-always-reliable British tabloids say GILLIAN ANDERSON from "X Files" wants a piece of COLDPLAY singer CHRIS MARTIN. Supposedly, they've been friends for a while, and now that he's officially "un-coupled" from GWYNETH PALTROW, she wants to take things to the next level,...
A woman has sued MILA KUNIS . . . claiming that she stole a chicken named "Doggie" from her 25 years ago. Seriously. Her name is Kristina Karo, and she claims she was Mila's best friend back in the Ukraine, when they were kids. Kristina had a pet chicken named "Doggie", and when...