Crap on Celebrities

ELTON JOHN and his longtime partner DAVID FURNISH are finally going ALL THE WAY. That's right, they're getting married this weekend. They've had a civil partnership since 2005 . . . but gay marriage just became legal in Britain in March . . . so now they're making it happen...
JUSTIN BIEBER's new, platinum hairdo isn't helping his LOVE GAME. The "New York Post" says Justin tried to hit on a woman at the Fresh Corn Grill in West Hollywood and she turned him down, saying he looks like ELLEN DEGENERES in person. (!!!) Justin wasn't happy to hear that,...
It's semi-official: JESSICA BIEL is pregnant. It's only SEMI-official because the news comes from JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE's former N' SYNC bandmate JOEY FATONE. He says, quote, "[Justin] told me a while ago, and I kept my mouth shut. But now I can talk about it . . . Jessica is...
Over the past month, we've heard how former CREED singer SCOTT STAPP is crazy . . . but now you can actually hear it for yourself. TMZ has released clips from 911 calls Scott made, where he says someone is trying to kill him, and he's "running down the highway." He sounds either...
Mama June and Sugar Bear may take reality to another level. Vivid Entertainment, one of the biggest smut companies of them all, has official extended an offer, since "BBW" is growing in popularity as a porn genre. Vivid is also offering Mama June and Sugar Bear, quote, "as much...
"The 72nd Annual Golden Globes" will air live on Sunday, January 11th on NBC. AMY POEHLER and TINA FEY are hosting for the third year in a row. Michael Keaton / Edward Norton movie "Birdman" led the way with seven nominations. "Birdman" was nominated for Best Comedy . . . plus,...
More documents have been released by the hackers who victimized Sony Pictures. And the most interesting one is an email from a producer named Scott Rudin, in which he RIPS into ANGELINA JOLIE. Rudin is a MAJOR player, and he's producing a new STEVE JOBS movie. He wanted David...
The beatdown DIDDY delivered to DRAKE in Miami Sunday night might not have been as severe as people were initially reporting. We're now hearing that Diddy just punched Drake once in the SHOULDER . . . but he went to the hospital because it aggravated an old injury. Meanwhile,...
A rapper named EARL HAYES shot and killed his wife yesterday morning before turning the gun on himself . . . and boxer FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. witnessed it on FaceTime.Hayes was a member of Mayweather's "Money Team". His wife, STEPHANIE MOSELEY, was a dancer and actress who was on...