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A Traffic Stop Turns Up a Woman With 108 Stolen Calculators You rarely see criminals THIS dedicated to helping children get through pre-calculus. 23-year-old Antesha Smith of Las Vegas, Nevada was pulled over in Moorhead, North Dakota last week because her license plate was...
A Woman Beats Up Her Husband When She Finds His Secret Sex Toy 48-year-old Chao Gao of Sarasota, Florida got married to a guy named Joshua Sinclair a little over a year ago. And clearly, she didn't know ALL his secrets. They were moving last week, and as she was unpacking one of...
A Shoplifter Said She Wasn't Stealing, She Ran Out of the Store Because She Pooped Her Pants A woman in Florida stole $199 worth of groceries last week. And when the cops tracked her down, she said she only did it because she'd POOPED HER PANTS. It's not clear if that was true,...
A Woman Tries to Steal Furry Handcuffs and Winds Up in Real Handcuffs One way or another, this woman was ending her night in handcuffs. 47-year-old Renee White went to a Walmart in Clearwater, Florida on Thursday afternoon and started shoving stuff in her purse. She stole a USB...
A Woman Is Arrested For Skipping Out on Her Botox Bill This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle. And you're about to find out why my use of "wrinkle" here is a stellar pun. 31-year-old Nicole Brown of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested this week for...
A Woman Attacks Her Fiancé Because He Once Gave the Same Ring to an Ex A guy named Bengt Nyquist in Vero Beach, Florida recently proposed to his 43-year-old girlfriend Inga. And Inga was going through some of Bengt's old photos on Friday when she saw one of him and his ex-...
Woman bites off husband's ear over a beer A St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer, according to a criminal complaint. A criminal complaint filed in the Stearns County District Court said Jamie Elrod, 37, of St. Cloud is...
A Woman Gets Stabbed During An Art Show, And People Think It’s Performance Art There was a huge art show called Art Basel in Miami Beach, Florida this weekend. But these days, when everyone's all angry and violent all the time, even high brow cultural events get stabby. 33-year-...
A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend For Eating All the Salsa I haven't seen someone get this mad over salsa in a long time . . . not since those cowboys in that commercial found out the salsa they were eating was made in New York City. 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson of Akron, Ohio was...