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A Woman Tries to Steal Furry Handcuffs and Winds Up in Real Handcuffs One way or another, this woman was ending her night in handcuffs. 47-year-old Renee White went to a Walmart in Clearwater, Florida on Thursday afternoon and started shoving stuff in her purse. She stole a USB...
A Woman Is Arrested For Skipping Out on Her Botox Bill This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle. And you're about to find out why my use of "wrinkle" here is a stellar pun. 31-year-old Nicole Brown of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested this week for...
A Woman Attacks Her Fiancé Because He Once Gave the Same Ring to an Ex A guy named Bengt Nyquist in Vero Beach, Florida recently proposed to his 43-year-old girlfriend Inga. And Inga was going through some of Bengt's old photos on Friday when she saw one of him and his ex-...
Woman bites off husband's ear over a beer A St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer, according to a criminal complaint. A criminal complaint filed in the Stearns County District Court said Jamie Elrod, 37, of St. Cloud is...
A Woman Gets Stabbed During An Art Show, And People Think It’s Performance Art There was a huge art show called Art Basel in Miami Beach, Florida this weekend. But these days, when everyone's all angry and violent all the time, even high brow cultural events get stabby. 33-year-...
A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend For Eating All the Salsa I haven't seen someone get this mad over salsa in a long time . . . not since those cowboys in that commercial found out the salsa they were eating was made in New York City. 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson of Akron, Ohio was...
Dash cam video shows woman plow into officer after police chase. VIA: Fox8.com Dramatic dash camera video shows an officer opening fire on a vehicle headed straight for him during a police chase. KTUL reports that officers were chasing a woman believed to be driving a stolen SUV...
A Woman Dressed as a Cop For Halloween and Was Arrested For Public Intoxication. Hopefully this woman enjoys the irony here. She might as well get SOMETHING good out of her Halloween. 21-year-old Kayla Schmitt of Jasper, Indiana dressed up as a cop for Halloween. We assume it...
You Know A Motorist Is Really, Really Impaired When... VIA: TheSmokingGun.com After being pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on, a “fidgety” Florida woman exhibited several signs of intoxication, according to a recent police report. The motorist failed a...