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Canadian Woman Calls 911 to Report Insufficient Cheese on Pizza via v1033 An upset Newfoundlander called 911 to report her pizza didn't have enough cheese, police say. Const. Geoff Higdon said the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary took the call Friday from someone in the St. John'...
A Woman Bit a Wendy's Manager For Giving Her Two Chicken Sandwiches Instead of Four 25-year-old Lovely Robinson of Richmond, Virginia went to a Wendy's on Monday night, and ordered two spicy chicken sandwiches. But then she changed her order to four 99-cent chicken sandwiches...
A Traffic Stop Turns Up a Woman With 108 Stolen Calculators You rarely see criminals THIS dedicated to helping children get through pre-calculus. 23-year-old Antesha Smith of Las Vegas, Nevada was pulled over in Moorhead, North Dakota last week because her license plate was...
A Woman Beats Up Her Husband When She Finds His Secret Sex Toy 48-year-old Chao Gao of Sarasota, Florida got married to a guy named Joshua Sinclair a little over a year ago. And clearly, she didn't know ALL his secrets. They were moving last week, and as she was unpacking one of...
A Shoplifter Said She Wasn't Stealing, She Ran Out of the Store Because She Pooped Her Pants A woman in Florida stole $199 worth of groceries last week. And when the cops tracked her down, she said she only did it because she'd POOPED HER PANTS. It's not clear if that was true,...
A Woman Tries to Steal Furry Handcuffs and Winds Up in Real Handcuffs One way or another, this woman was ending her night in handcuffs. 47-year-old Renee White went to a Walmart in Clearwater, Florida on Thursday afternoon and started shoving stuff in her purse. She stole a USB...
A Woman Is Arrested For Skipping Out on Her Botox Bill This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle. And you're about to find out why my use of "wrinkle" here is a stellar pun. 31-year-old Nicole Brown of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested this week for...
A Woman Attacks Her Fiancé Because He Once Gave the Same Ring to an Ex A guy named Bengt Nyquist in Vero Beach, Florida recently proposed to his 43-year-old girlfriend Inga. And Inga was going through some of Bengt's old photos on Friday when she saw one of him and his ex-...
Woman bites off husband's ear over a beer A St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer, according to a criminal complaint. A criminal complaint filed in the Stearns County District Court said Jamie Elrod, 37, of St. Cloud is...