If you said "I'm not gay" after reading the title, you're now double gay.
I think we found where Spiderman goes to jerk off.
Not only is21-year-old Alyssa Campanella extremely attractive, she's not a f*cking idiot that believes the earth was created 6000 years ago and that dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark! Now if only I can evolve my penis into her vagina.
Of course I'm not scared of Woolite commercAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I like this style of cover. Some of 'em are annoying.
Suddenly, daytime TV is watchable.
Listen to this brilliant young girl ramble on for almost seven minutes. Also, she's supposedly 16 and just married a 51-year-old actor from Lost. 16 my ass. Also, she claims to be a virgin.