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DONNY'S WEEK IN RAGE RETURNS! WATCH THE VIDEO HERE

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:12:00 GMT

We all love Donald Fandango! He’s the greatest! But sometimes Donnie just needs an outlet to UNLOAD before he rolls a grenade down the hallway and takes us all out.

We give him the opportunity to come on the show and just unload with Donny's Week in Rage! Check it out here!

WATCH TODAY'S WEEK IN RAGE VIDEO

REAL OR FAKE? THINK YOU CAN FOOL THE NINJAS?

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:50:00 GMT

Guys are professionals when it comes to guessing "Are those things real? Or are they fake?"

Ladies...do you think you have a set that can fake us out? A faceless picture of your cleavage could score you a $100 Patricia's Gift Certificate just for entering!

Guys, if you think you know real from fake CLICK HERE to check out this week's entries. For some pointers from askmen.com CLICK HERE.

Send Woody and Rizz your anonymous photo HERE and put them to the test!

CLICK HERE TO SEND US YOUR PHOTOS

Brought to you by Patricia's- Where fun and fantasy meet.

WAY BACK WEDNESDAYS WITH WOODY & RIZZUTO BROUGHT TO YOU BY AUDIO EXPRESS

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:46:00 GMT

It’s a WAY BACK WEDNESDAY with Woody and Rizzuto powered by AUDIO EXPRESS.

From now on EVERY Wednesday with Woody & Rizzuto will be a WAY BACK WEDNESDAY, featuring your favorite 80's and 90's songs. Tune in for all your favorite WAR segments, and hear nothing but the best 80's and 90's almost retro goodness.

It's all brought to you by AUDIO EXPRESS – 4 Area Locations – Home of the $1 Install.

CHECK OUT THE FIRST EVER WARTOONS EPISODE WITH ANGRY DONNA!

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:10:00 GMT

Woody and Rizzuto are launching a BRAND NEW series of animated podcasts, called WARtoons. We are taking your favorite moments from the WAR podcast archive and making them into cartoons!

The first episode is ready to go and it is AWESOME.

Remember Angry Donna and her crappy cell phone signal? Well she is back for the first WARtoons episode.

CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT

DUMBASS CONTEST: FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:36:00 GMT

Its a brand new round of FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?!

So, Patrico is the ONLY one that knows if this is a fat chick or a skinny chick.

She will be asked a series of questions from Woody and Rizz and she will NOT be able to lie to mislead them into thinking where she is a FAT CHICK or a SKINNY CHICK.

Read the questions….Then…See if you can guess…Is she a FAT CHICK or a SKINNY CHICK?!

1. REGULAR SODA or DIET SODA? REGULAR SODA

2. DO YOU HAVE ANIMALS? Yes, she has TWO DOGS

3. HOW GOOD ARE YOU IN BED? SCALE OF 1 – 10? 8

4. IS ADELE FAT? “On the Bigger SIZE”

5. Yoga, Pilates, or ZUMBA? She wants to try ZUMBA

WATCH PATRICO GET A COW TONGUE TO THE FACE IN TODAY'S GLORY HOLE CHALLENGE!

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:25:00 GMT

It’s Glory Hole Challenge time! It’s simple, Patrico has to guess what item is being passed through the GLORYHOLE…only using his MOUTH and his FACE! Check out what the items that WOODY and RIZZ shoved in Patrico’s FACE by watching the video BELOW!

THE GLORY HOLE CHALLENGE

The rules are simple.

1) Patrico is blindfolded and wearing headphones listening to music so he can’t hear the conversation with the listener.
2) Woody and Rizz tell the listener what the item is, and the listener has to guess if Patrico will be able to identify the item……again…..ONLY USING HIS FACE AND MOUTH!
3) Woody and Rizz have each agreed to pay Patrico $10 for every item he gets right. If the listener guesses correctly, they win a prize.

WATCH TODAY’S GLORY HOLE VIDEO!

See how he did and play along at home and see if you can be a winner on THE GLORYHOLE CHALLENGE. Watch the video below from the LAST VIDEO to see how he did!!

DUMBASS CONTEST: FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:47:00 GMT

So, Patrico is the ONLY one that knows if this is a fat chick or a skinny chick.

She will be asked a series of questions from Woody and Rizz and she will NOT be able to lie to mislead them into thinking where she is a FAT CHICK or a SKINNY CHICK.

LISTEN TO THE SEGMENT HERE…AND WHEN THE DRUM ROLL STARTS … PAUSE IT TO MAKE YOUR GUESS BEFORE THE BIG REVEAL GOES DOWN…GOOD LUCK!

Read the questions….Then…See if you can guess…Is she a FAT CHICK or a SKINNY CHICK?!

1) Regular Soda or Diet Soda? Diet Soda

2) What do you eat for breakfast? A Bagel & Cream Cheese

3) Top or Bottom when in the bed? On top

4) Lights on or off during sex? Lights ON

5) Yoga, Zumba, or Pilates? Yoga

CONGRATS TO JODI, WOODY & RIZZUTO'S GIRLS WITH BLUES GEAR WINNER

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 06:00:00 GMT

Woody, Rizzuto, and Patrico asked you to submit your Girls with BLUES gear photos and YOU voted to chose the best one!

Congrats to our winner from February's contest, Jodi!

February's winner gets a $200 VISA Gift Card, a $100 Patricia's Gift Certificate, and pair of Point concert tickets to a show of her choice!

Brought to you by Patricia’s – Where fun and fantasy meet – visit them online at PatriciasStores.com

WOODY AND RIZZ LIVE FROM THE GRAMMYS!

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:59:00 GMT

Woody and Rizz headed to LA for the LIVE GRAMMY Broadcast. Get the scoop on all the GRAMMY action on the WAR BLOG.

DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON TWITTER TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS WHEN THE SHOW IS OFF THE AIR. CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW THE SHOW ON TWITTER!

GRAMMY Broadcast is brought to you by Turbo Tax, Grainger & Walgreens

THE 1st ANNUAL W.A.R HONKEY AWARD WINNERS!

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 04:08:00 GMT

Folks, today will go down in HISTORY. We hold the first ever WOODY AND RIZZUTO 2013 Honkey Awards!

Who will pick up the first HONKEYS?! Well, we have the complete list of nominees and the winners below!

The Honkey Awards honor the whitest of white in Movies, Sports, and Entertainment…hey why not? Everyone else has their own award shows, right? That said....no people of color will be considered….sorry, honkeys only!

LISTEN TO ALL THE NOMINEE DISCUSSION HERE!

BEST HONKEY IN THE NBA

Kevin Love – Minnesota Timberwolves
David Lee – Golden State Warriors
Steve Nash – LA Lakers
Kirk Hinrich – Chicago Bulls
Dirk Nowitzki – Dallas Mavericks

BEST HONKEY TALK SHOW

Ellen
Dr. Phil
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Dr. Oz

HONKEY MOVIE OF THE YEAR

LINCOLN
HOBBIT
TWILIGHT
BRAVE

BEST HONKEY TELEVISION DRAMA SERIES

DOWNTON ABBEY
MAD MEN
GAME OF THRONES
SONS OF ANARCHY
THE WALKING DEAD
BREAKING BAD

BEST HONKEY REALITY SHOW

Honey Boo Boo
Duck Dynasty
Teen Mom 2
The Bachelor
Amish Mafia

SUPREME HONKEY ACTOR (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):

Robert Pattinson – Twilight
Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Rises
Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
Jon Ham – Mad Men
Ty Burrell – Modern Family
Jim Parsons – Big Bang Theory

SUPREME HONKEY ACTRESS (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):

Lena Dunham – Girls
Melissa McCarthy – Mike and Molly
Anne Hathaway – Les Miserables
Kristen Stewart – Twilight
Jennifer Lawrence – Hunger Games/Silver Linings Playbook
Julie Bowen- Modern Family
Claire Danes – Homeland

BEST HONKEY TELEVISON COMEDY SERIES:

Cougar Town
2 And a Half Men
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother

HONKEY WHO MOST BLACK PEOPLE ARE MOST COOL WITH AWARD:

Bill Clinton
Eminem
Justin Timberlake
Chris Martin of Coldplay
Phil Jackson
Maury Povich

EMBARRASSING HONKEY OF THE YEAR:

Congressman Todd Akin
Lindsay Lohan
Jerry Sandusky – Former Penn State Football Coach
Gary Bettman – NHL Commissioner
Charlie Sheen
Lance Armstrong
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jenelle Evans – Teen Mom 2

HONKEY OF THE YEAR

Quentin Tarantino
Jon Stewart
Tim Cook – CEO of Apple
Wayne LaPierre – CEO/Executive VP of the NRA
Mama June from Honey Boo Boo
Chris Christie – Governor of New Jersey
Taylor Swift
Louis C.K

“WHITE”TIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

The NHL