SEE THE 2nd ANNUAL W.A.R HONKEY AWARD WINNERS!

1/24/2014

Folks, today will go down in HISTORY. We hold the 2nd Annual WOODY AND RIZZUTO 2014 Honkey Awards!

Who will pick up the first HONKEYS?! Well, we want you to help us decide! CLICK HERE to see all the nominees and cast your vote!

The Honkey Awards honor the whitest of white in Movies, Sports, and Entertainment…hey why not? Everyone else has their own award shows, right? That said....no people of color will be considered….sorry, honkeys only!

See the nominees and winners below!


HONKEY MOVIE OF THE YEAR

  • AMERICAN HUSTLE
  • JOBS
  • THE WOLF OF WALL STREET
  • GRAVITY

BEST HONKEY TELEVISON COMEDY SERIES:

  • SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
  • MODERN FAMILY
  • HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
  • BIG BANG THEORY

BEST HONKEY TELEVISION DRAMA SERIES

  • DOWNTON ABBEY
  • SONS OF ANARCHY
  • BREAKING BAD
  • MAD MEN

BEST HONKEY REALITY SHOW

  • Honey Boo Boo
  • Duck Dynasty
  • Moonshiners
  • Finding Bigfoot

BEST HONKEY TALK SHOW

  • Ellen
  • Rachel Ray
  • Dr. Phil
  • Conan O’Brien

SUPREME HONKEY ACTOR (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):

  • Tom Hanks – Saving Mr. Banks
  • Leonardo DiCaprio – The Great Gatsby
  • Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
  • Jon Ham – Mad Men

SUPREME HONKEY ACTRESS (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):

  • Jennifer Lawrence – American Hustle
  • Lena Dunham – Girls
  • Sandra Bullock – Gravity
  • Meryl Streep – Osage County

BEST HONKEY IN THE NBA

  • Chris “Birdman” Anderson –Miami Heat
  • Tyler Hansbrough – Toronto Raptors
  • Kevin Love – Minnesota Timberwolves
  • David Lee – Golden State Warriors

HONKEY WHO MOST BLACK PEOPLE ARE MOST COOL WITH AWARD:

  • Eminem
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Mackelmore
  • Justin Bieber
  • Maury Povich

EMBARRASSING HONKEY OF THE YEAR:

  • Mayor Rob Ford
  • Anthony Wiener
  • Justin Bieber
  • Paula Deen
  • “Backdoor Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham
  • Miley Cyrus

HONKEY OF THE YEAR

  • The Robertson Family “Duck Dynasty”:
  • Peyton Manning
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Jimmy Fallon
  • Chris Christie – Governor of New Jersey

THE 2014 “WHITE-TIME” ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!

NASCAR!


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