Folks, today will go down in HISTORY. We hold the first ever WOODY AND RIZZUTO 2013 Honkey Awards!
Who will pick up the first HONKEYS?! Well, we have the complete list of nominees and the winners below! The Honkey Awards honor the whitest of white in Movies, Sports, and Entertainment…hey why not? Everyone else has their own award shows, right? That said....no people of color will be considered….sorry, honkeys only!
LISTEN TO ALL THE NOMINEE DISCUSSION HERE!
BEST HONKEY IN THE NBA
- Kevin Love – Minnesota Timberwolves
- David Lee – Golden State Warriors
- Steve Nash – LA Lakers
- Kirk Hinrich – Chicago Bulls
- Dirk Nowitzki – Dallas Mavericks
BEST HONKEY TALK SHOW
- Ellen
- Dr. Phil
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- Dr. Oz
HONKEY MOVIE OF THE YEAR
- LINCOLN
- HOBBIT
- TWILIGHT
- BRAVE
BEST HONKEY TELEVISION DRAMA SERIES
- DOWNTON ABBEY
- MAD MEN
- GAME OF THRONES
- SONS OF ANARCHY
- THE WALKING DEAD
- BREAKING BAD
BEST HONKEY REALITY SHOW
- Honey Boo Boo
- Duck Dynasty
- Teen Mom 2
- The Bachelor
- Amish Mafia
SUPREME HONKEY ACTOR (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):
- Robert Pattinson – Twilight
- Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Rises
- Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
- Jon Ham – Mad Men
- Ty Burrell – Modern Family
- Jim Parsons – Big Bang Theory
SUPREME HONKEY ACTRESS (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):
- Lena Dunham – Girls
- Melissa McCarthy – Mike and Molly
- Anne Hathaway – Les Miserables
- Kristen Stewart – Twilight
- Jennifer Lawrence – Hunger Games/Silver Linings Playbook
- Julie Bowen- Modern Family
- Claire Danes – Homeland
BEST HONKEY TELEVISON COMEDY SERIES:
- Cougar Town
- 2 And a Half Men
- Big Bang Theory
- How I Met Your Mother
HONKEY WHO MOST BLACK PEOPLE ARE MOST COOL WITH AWARD:
- Bill Clinton
- Eminem
- Justin Timberlake
- Chris Martin of Coldplay
- Phil Jackson
- Maury Povich
EMBARRASSING HONKEY OF THE YEAR:
- Congressman Todd Akin
- Lindsay Lohan
- Jerry Sandusky – Former Penn State Football Coach
- Gary Bettman – NHL Commissioner
- Charlie Sheen
- Lance Armstrong
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Jenelle Evans – Teen Mom 2
HONKEY OF THE YEAR
- Quentin Tarantino
- Jon Stewart
- Tim Cook – CEO of Apple
- Wayne LaPierre – CEO/Executive VP of the NRA
- Mama June from Honey Boo Boo
- Chris Christie – Governor of New Jersey
- Taylor Swift
- Louis C.K
“WHITE”TIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD