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It's a prize that you have to literally NOT work to get. The title of LAZIEST STATE has gone to Louisiana. Where did Missouri rank? 12th. Not too bad.
September 11th 2010 - people are planning on burning copies of the Koran to honor the 9th anniversary of the attacks on the WTC.
Guy in Maine is in trouble for making his ex wife swallow her wedding ring. He also punched her in the face and threatened to kill her - not a good for him! He's going to be arrested and in mega trouble.
NEWS AS IS: (THE FOLLOWING IS A FOREALS WRITTEN STORY THAT WAS 100% COPY AND PASTED AS ITS WRITTEN)
Dallas Police say a woman who touched her friend’s butt crack sparked a bizarre attack that ended in knife wielding and threats to kill. According to reports, the women were inside an apartment when the suspect rubbed her finger along the victim’s butt crack, which caused her to clench her butt. The victim says the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, which made her friend furious. The suspect was in such a rage that she began beating the victim, then grabbed a butcher knife and threatened her: “Are you ready to die?” frightened, the victim called the police and the suspect fled. The victim refused medical treatment and suffered no injuries, police say. No arrests were made.
Check out this story - Robert, in his 60s, was a property manager to the rich and famous and a dog breeder. Jessica was the 18-year-old daughter of a friend, who never knew her father and dreamed of working with animals. Their friendship blossomed as they spent mornings training his prize German shepherds. He gave her a $20,000 dog. In August last year she accused him of rape. It was - and remains - a case of his word against hers. Robert lost a job with the Catholic Church, from which he had earned more than $100,000 over the past three years, and was told he could no longer worship there. The investigating officer, seized the $20,000 dog, saying it was relevant to the investigation. The only thing standing between Robert and five sentences of up to 14 years were the messages from her on his iPhone, which he had deleted to conceal the relationship
"It's short fast and hard, you know?" Lani Beloso says about her period. She's a gorgeous 42-year-old with a license in nuclear medicine and a condition called menorrhagia: her periods are 3x heavier than normal, and horribly painful. "One day," she says, "I thought: I'm gonna sit over something and I'm going to see exactly how much comes out of me-because I thought it was a gallon. I thought I was bleeding to death every month. I wanted to actually see the amount…I'm just going to sit over great a canvas and make a painting out of it while I'm at it." That was the beginning of "The Period Piece," a project in which Beloso, already a painter/photographer, created 13 canvases with her own menstrual blood, representing a year's worth of cycles. She wasn't making a statement-she was just wanted to make the pain worth something. "It was cathartic and made me not hate that time of the month so much anymore," Beloso says, but she also finds it beautiful and funny. "I don't plan on having children, I'm not using my uterus. I just wanted to take it out and throw it in the garbage can." But the project did make the intense, painful periods useful to her and beautiful and inspiring for others. (She did bring that "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" bromide to a whole new level).
In a partial and last-minute victory for opponents of the new Arizona immigration law, a federal judge on Wednesday blocked its most controversial components just hours before the crackdown was set to go into effect. The decision, which Arizona is expected to appeal, serves as a boost to the Obama administration's lawsuit challenging the measure as unconstitutional. It also raises the stakes of a showdown poised to influence the course of the national immigration debate. Whatever the outcome, it seems, this will dampen already grim prospects for reform and politically benefit Republicans in the short run. If you want the full details
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The Cardinals scored six runs in the first inning - but allow the Mets to tie it all up sending it into extras last night. The Cards end up winning 8 to 7 in 13. The two teams play again today - first pitch is in New York - 11:10 first pitch.
Last night at the Cleveland Indians game - a fan was escorted out of the left field seats and eventually the ballpark after HUNDREDS of Indians fans berated, cursed, and threatened the man who was wearing a LeBron James jersey at the ballpark. Oh - did I mention it was a Miami Heat Lebron James Jersey? The man was escorted off the premises while fans followed him to the gate shouting even more obscene comments. One report said, "allegedly fans followed him out of the stadium - one even saying, "If you like Lebron that much - who don't you just go f him!"
The closer for the San Francisco Giants - Brian Wilson has been fined by the MLB for wearing orange cleats on Tuesdays game against the Marlins. Why? They said the show has to be mostly black with only some of the orange showing. Wilson received the cleats from Nike as a gift and wore them during the All Star game but this was the 1st time he wore them in a game. The best thing is - the way he fixed the problems. He still wore them - but he took a black marker to color in most of the orange coloring. LOVE IT!
Jersey Shore 2 ((In Miami)) starts back up tonight. The first episode of the ew season is on tonight on MTV
Lohan is pissed she has to go straight to rehab after she is done with her jail time - because she wants to do a rittle bit a famiwee time. Guess what Lohan. Kill yourself.
Chris Tucker owes like $11 million dollars in taxes. Since 1998 this dude has made 3 movies. Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, and Rush Hour 3. Funny thing is - HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY YOUR GOD DAMN TAXES?!
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Paul Rudd, Bill Burr, Interpol
Jay Leno: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Schwartzman, Stone Temple Pilots
Jimmy Kimmel: Matthew Fox, Josh Hutcherson, the Swell Season
Craig Ferguson: Neil Patrick Harris, Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Jimmy Fallon: Rob Schneider, Lucy Punch, Of Montreal
Carson Daly: Aaron Paul, Shooter Jennings, 311 (R 3/19/10)
Lopez Tonight: Zac Efron
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Actor Robert Horton (Wagon Train ) is 86.
Actor David Warner (Titanic ) is 69.
Documentary maker Ken Burns is 57.
Actress Alexandra Paul (Baywatch ) is 47.
Actor Tim Omundson (Psych ) is 41.
Actor Wil Wheaton is 38.
Actor Stephen Dorff is 37.
Actor Josh Radnor (How I Met Your Mother ) is 36.
Musician Danger Mouse of Gnarls Barkley is 33.
Actress Allison Mack (Smallville ) is 28.
Sabrina Johnson - 33 - bent over more then pilates instructer in 136 fine films including:
- Dementated Tales for Sickos
- A-holes Vol 2
- Planet of the Gapes
- Booty Duty Vols 4 & 8
- F Pigs
- Guttermouths 22
- Lady Fellatio 2
- Lord of Asses
- Only the A-Hole Vol 2
SEXY TIME FUN FACTS:
"A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing `suspicious noises` in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday. Police then `wished her a nice evening and left.`"
The world's oldest sex toy was more than just a feel-good aid. The 30,000-year-old siltstone phallus doubled as a tool to ignite fires. The racy relic was found in a cave in Germany and is being studied at the University of Tubingen there, according to Independent Online. The find was a rare one since examples of masculinity from that period are unusual to stumble upon, although female-inspired works of art are rather common. The prehistoric phallus, which has marks where it was obviously used for striking against flints, also features carved rings around one polished end. Researchers say it's easy to see what it was used for.
FUN FACTS:
17% of men have used a vibrator on themselves
3% of woman have experienced pain from overuse
60% of women say they never clean their sex toy
13.8% say they do clean it
7.4% put a condom on their toy
WHAT YOU USE ROUND 1
2.4% - DILDO
16.1% - DIGITS
33.9% - VIBRATOR
47.6% - BULLET
WHAT YOU USE ROUND 2
0.0% - DILDO
29.8% - BULLET
34.0% - DIGITS
36.2% - VIBRATOR
A woman got such a bad case of road rage while driving on the St. Petersburg side of the Howard Frankland Bridge, that she literally blew her top: The lady got out of her car, jumped on top of the other car's hood, and started flashing the driver just before 4 p.m. When police arrived, the topless woman ran into traffic to avoid getting arrested. Emergency crews stayed on the scene for about an hour.