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WAR BLOG 7-28-10
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7/28/2010 6:00:00 AM
FOLKS IT'S HERE! IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL W.A.R NIGHT AT THE BALLPARK! Join Woody, Rizzuto, & Patrico on Friday night, August 20th for "WAR Night" at Busch! See the Cards take on the San Francisco Giants for a discounted price to benefit an awesome cause! Proceeds from all tickets purchased will benefit The Matt Crosby Charitable Fund. Champions Club tickets include A two-and-a-half-hour all-you-can-eat buffet which includes pasta and carving stations. Two full-service bar areas, featuring lots of flatscreen TVs. Bar service begins one-and-a-half hours prior to scheduled game time and is available until the end of the 9th inning.
((IF YOU WANT TO PRINT OUT THE FLYER - CLICK HERE AND PRINT IT OUT FOR YOUR OFFICE, SCHOOL, FRIENDS..WHATEVER!!!))
ON THE BLOG TODAY:
- HATE @ 8, PORNO BIRTHDAY, CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS, AND A HEADLINE HOOSHE!
-iPOD CHALLENGE - BILLY IDOL "CRADLE OF LOVE" ((WOODY'S iPOD))
DISCOUNT NEWS! IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT, ITS NEWS TO YOU !!!!
A wedding photographer in Sicily was accidentally killed when he asked the prospective bride and groom to pose for a picture using hunting rifles as props - and one of them went off. The blast hit 45-year-old Calogero Scimea in the head, and he died while the wedding party looked on in horror. In another sad twist, Scimea was filling in for another wedding photographer.
Federal consumer safety officials are investigating a complaint that a 4-year-old Connecticut boy nearly strangled himself with a toy from a McDonald's Happy Meal. Connecticut consumer protection Commissioner Jerry Farrell Jr. said Monday that the boy from the New London area put the "Last Airbender Katara" bracelet-like toy around his neck June 30 and began to lose consciousness. He says his mother removed it before any serious harm was done.
AN intoxicated teenager stole a 14-tonne fire engine and activated the emergency lights before eventually being pulled over in Sydney's Blue Mountains. Police alleged the 16-year-old boy broke into a fire station at Lithgow and stole an Isuzu fire truck about 11.45pm on Friday. He was pulled over a short time later by police and was breath tested, returning a positive reading of 0.045. The teenager was issued a court attendance notice for novice range drink driving and other traffic matters.
Facebook came out and said why they don't want to add a "dislike" button. A Dislike button provides none of these benefits. In fact it would create significant tension between Facebook, brands, and web publishers. Imagine if Facebook users could not only choose to "Like" Coca-Cola, but were also provided the option to "Dislike" the brand. Would Facebook become a more appealing place for brands to spend their marketing budgets and ad dollars ... or a less appealing one? Now imagine that websites could add "Dislike" buttons to their pages. Would web publishers rush to add this option, desperate for the negative feedback from their visitors? Hardly.
JUST A HEADLINE: CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT FROM THE NEWS SOURCE IT CAME FROM. IT'S AWESOME!
When an intruder came into Stephanie Molina's home, she grabbed the first thing she could find to fight him off - a railroad spike. It worked.Police were able to follow the trail of blood to the suspect's apartment.The Southeast Missourian reports that Molina was at her Poplar Bluff apartment early Friday when a man began shouting outside the door, saying, "Jerry, you owe me money."Molina said she didn't know anyone named Jerry.Police said 45-year-old Glen Waltman kicked in the door, grabbed Molina and hit her. She picked up the spike and fought back.
THANK GOD I HAD A GUN! That was what Linda Smith was thinking after two thugs broke into her Oklahoma apartment. One was holding a weapon (she initially thought it was a knife but it turned out to be a screwdriver) at her throat, and the other was pacing back and forth while holding her purse and demanding her money and valuables. She screamed, and was told if she screamed again, she'd be dead. She was doing as police recommend in robberies – comply with a robber's demands. But her Lady Smith & Wesson .38 special, which she carries by permit, was hidden in her purse – and the purse was being held by one of the attackers.
**WANT MORE VIGILANTE JUSTICE? CHECK OUT THIS 911 CALL FROM A GUY WHO STOPPED ROBBERS FROM HIS NEIGHBORS HOUSE**
A broad tried to sue an airline because the crying baby on her plane she was traveling on left her "stone cold deaf." Mega fail bitch. Take it easy!
The Cardinals got hammered pretty good by the Mets last night losing by a final score of 8-2. The two teams will meet again today in New York, first pitch is scheduled for 6:10pm.
Now – yesterday the Cards didn’t do much celebrating – but do you remember back about a month and a half ago – the Angels hit a walk off homerun, and Kendry Morales jumped on home plate and broke his leg? Well – we’ve got another dumbass injury. The Florida Marlins hit a walk off homerun and the celebration begins…you have probably seen the whole interview “shaving cream” pie in the face right? Well outfielder Chris Coghlan decided to congratulate teammate Wes Helms while being interviewed. When he jumped on his back he landed on his knee wrong and uh-oh – Headed for the disabled list. If surgery is needed Coghlan could be out 6-8 weeks. The Marlins have no banned the “pie to the face” tradition. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO.
And – earlier everyone was talking about how it was almost a sure thing that Terrell Owens would be offered a contract from the Rams and that we could see him in St. Louis this upcoming year. Well – it’s official – He signed with the Cincinnati Bengals.
The View's Elizabeth Hasselbeck says she knows why lesbians come out later in life: there are simply no available men. Her theory is that older men tend to date younger women, "leaving older women with no one," she said. "Being gay is not just holding hands and walking through the tulips," Joy Behar retorted. "I don't think you suddenly wake up one day and say, 'Oh, I wanted to do that.' You wanted to do it, but you were just trapped in a system that has just said, 'get married.'"
This big giant fat guy who is a character actor named Maury Chaykin- he died yesterday on his 61st birthday from liver disease. You may not think you know who he is - but you do. Check it:
Bob Barker was asked what he thought about Drew Carey. I'll give you the short version of what he said......... he thinks he sucks.
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Michael Keaton, Ron Dante, the Flaming Lips
Jay Leno: Eva Mendes, Isiah Mustafa, Robert Cray
Jimmy Kimmel: Zac Efron, Lisa Ling, Rhymefest
Craig Ferguson: Carrie Fisher, Ron Livingston
Jimmy Fallon: Luke Wilson, 50 Cent, Dierks Bentley
Carson Daly: Mark Duplass, Marina Orlova, Wild Light (R 3/18/10)
Lopez Tonight: Diddy, Tony Robbins, Diddy-Dirty Money
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Actor Darryl Hickman is 79.
Cartoonist Jim Davis (Garfield ) is 65.
Singer Jonathan Edwards is 64.
Actress Sally Struthers is 62.
Actress Georgia Engel is 62.
Actor Michael Hayden (Murder One ) is 47.
Actress Lori Loughlin is 46.
Actress Elizabeth Berkley is 38.
Singer Afroman is 36.
Singer Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach is 34.
Rapper Soulja Boy is 20.
 Leah Luv - 26 - this hooker has taken more shots than JFK in over 293 fine films including:
- Ripe For The Pipe
- Almost Jailbait 4
- 1,000 Facials Vol 3
- Anal Full Nelson
- Big Black Meat In Little Blonde Treats
- Paste My Face
- Be Gentle It's My First Time 2
- I Can't Believe I Took The Whole THing
- Long Dong Black Kong
- TOO HOT FOR AIR PORN TITLE:
-Cum Pasted Faces & Braces
TODAYS HEADLINE HOOSHE COMES TO US FROM VIRGINIA…Where 27 year old James Michael Holsten was released from jail on Friday. However – he didn’t make it very far. After an argument over property he claimed he was missing – Holsten decided he wasn’t going to leave without causing a scene. He went into the parking lot and jumped up and down on three of the police cruisers. Holsten was promptly arrested and charged with tampering with a vehicle, felony destruction of property, and misdemeanor destruction. He was jailed with no bond.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN':
A woman was arrested after running over her ex-boyfriend twice in a parking lot. Why? They were arguing over a $500 loan the woman gave the man.
A Michigan couple decided to get married in a T.J Maxx show aisle because - and yes this is foreal - the bride claims to be a Maxxinista. She said quote, "T.J Maxx has been the one constant in my life - no matter what."
A woman tried to run a dude over with her car and then when the cops tried to stop her - she threw a bag of urine on them. When the cops found this chick after she bailed on them - she seriously removed her pee bag - and threw it on them. Mega gross. Mega trippin!
A texter said that a gal thought pineapples grew in the ground. Well - we said Bitch Be Trippin...Technically we were right - but she wasn't to far off. Check it:
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