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WAR BLOG 7-26-10
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7/26/2010 6:00:00 AM
FOLKS IT'S HERE! IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL W.A.R NIGHT AT THE BALLPARK! Join Woody, Rizzuto, & Patrico on Friday night, August 20th for "WAR Night" at Busch! See the Cards take on the San Francisco Giants for a discounted price to benefit an awesome cause! Proceeds from all tickets purchased will benefit The Matt Crosby Charitable Fund. Champions Club tickets include A two-and-a-half-hour all-you-can-eat buffet which includes pasta and carving stations. Two full-service bar areas, featuring lots of flatscreen TVs. Bar service begins one-and-a-half hours prior to scheduled game time and is available until the end of the 9th inning.
((IF YOU WANT TO PRINT OUT THE FLYER - CLICK HERE AND PRINT IT OUT FOR YOUR OFFICE, SCHOOL, FRIENDS..WHATEVER!!!))
ON THE PODCAST TODAY: ((IT'S A SPECIAL EDITION OF THE SHOW - IT'S THE WOODY AND THE WHIPPING BOY TODAY! RIZ IS OUT TILL MONDAY SO WHIPPING BOY IS FILLING IN!))
- MY WEEKEND SUCKED COMPETITION
- DEAD TO REAL/COMPLETELY RETARDED
- HATE @ 8, PORNO BIRTHDAY, CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS, AND A HEADLINE HOOSHE!
- A ROUND OF IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA & WHIPPING BOY'S METAL BAND OR PHARMACUETICAL TRIVIA GAME.
DISCOUNT NEWS! IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT, ITS NEWS TO YOU !!!!
Clive Worth, 60, claims to have met and "bedded" around 1,500 women online. He says he has connected with 300 of those women using Facebook, a tactic Worth believes has gotten him kicked off of the social networking site--multiple times. The British ex-miner said that he has had his Facebook profile removed four times. "Facebook don’t give me a reason any more, they just remove me," Worth said. But now, Worth says he is back on Facebook with a new profile, a new identity, and a new look, posing as a woman named "Carol Peters" and using a photo of model Coralie Robinson to attract women.
Beside all the great news, trailers and panel discussions at Comic-Con, the big event also brought a disturbing incident. On Saturday night, July 24 at around 4:00 P.M., a man in his 20s was rushed to hospital after around his eye socket was stabbed with a pen by another man, who is also in his mid 20.
 This is crazy. Southwest is saying this about their new "Act of God" policy. It's all good. Except for the MECHANICAL DIFFICULTIES. Read the policy here: Force Majeure Event means any event outside of Carrier’s control, including, without limitation, acts of God, meteorological events, such as storms, rain, wind, fire, fog, flooding, earthquakes, haze, volcanic eruption or any other event, including, without limitation, government action, disturbances or potentially volatile international conditions, civil commotions, riots, embargoes, wars, or hostilities, whether actual, threatened, or reported, strikes, work stoppage, slowdown, lockout or any other labor related dispute involving or affecting Carrier’s service, mechanical difficulties, Air Traffic Control, the inability to obtain fuel, labor or landing facilities for the flight in question or any fact not reasonably foreseen, anticipated or predicted by Carrier.
A passenger was left shocked after she was asked to leave a plane so that an overweight passenger could occupy two seats. The woman, who has asked her identity not to be revealed, said she was removed from her seat on a Southwest Airlines flight from Las Vegas to Sacramento, US, last week so that a 14-year-old could have two seats. "It didn't seem right that I should have to leave to accommodate someone who had only paid for one seat."According to her, when she protested, the airline staff acted rude and inconsiderate.
With a little help from the internet, young people getting high off of "digital drugs,". According to a news segment, these "digital drugs" use "binaural, or two-toned, technology to alter your brain waves and mental state," producing a "state of ecstasy" for the user. i-Dosers listen to these atonal tracks while sitting motionless with headphones on.
 The Cards and Cubs wrapped up their weekend series last night. The Cubs took games 1 and 2 but an 11th inning homerun from Felipe Lopez gave the Cards the victory last night in Wrigley. The Cardinals are off today and head to New York for a series with the Mets starting tomorrow.
And by now you have heard that rumors about T.O and the Rams. Well - it looks that the Rams are ready to make an official offer to Terrell Owens today. No idea what the offer is - and reports are saying all kinds of different things - but it's seriously looking like T.O may be a Ram sometime this week.
And finally - you got to check out this video of a rally car race gone terribly wrong…or terribly awesome if you like giant crashes. This thing flips around 10 times before landing very comfortably in the crowd. Video is crazy. Watch people run for their lives on the show blog.
 The Kings of Leon concert ended mega quickly on Friday. Why? Because a bird dueced in the bass players mouth. No joke. Mega funny right? HAHAHAHAH!
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Movie director Blake Edwards is 88.
Actor James Best (The Dukes of Hazzard ) is 84.
Singer Dobie Gray is 70.
Singer Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones is 67.
Actress Helen Mirren is 65.
Drummer Roger Taylor of Queen is 61.
Actress Susan George is 60.
Actor Kevin Spacey is 51.
Singer Gary Cherone (Extreme, Van Halen) is 49.
Actress Sandra Bullock is 46.
Singer Jim Lindberg of Pennywise is 45.
Actor Jeremy Piven is 45.
Singer Wayne Wonder is 44.
Actor Cress Williams (Close to Home ) is 40.
Host Chris Harrison of The Bachelor is 39.
Actress Kate Beckinsale is 37.
Drummer Dan Konopka of OK Go is 36.
Delilah Strong - 28 - this hooker has swallowed more than a deep space b lack whole in over 226 fine films including:
- Five Guy Cream Pie Vol 14
- Big Sausage Pizza Vol. 8
- Mandingo The Mauler
- Diesel Dong 4
- Blonde Facesitting Ambition
- Face Invaders
- Down The Hatch Vol 13
- F My Skull Vol. 4
- Butt Junkies 2
- F Me Like The Whore That I Am
Cape Town man has appeared in court for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's poodle. Anthony Julies appeared in the Wynberg Magistrate's Court yesterday where he faces charges of bestiality. The charges relate to an incident in June this year when the Lavender Hill man's neighbour claimed he witnessed the man having sex with his little pet. His defense? The dog wanted him to. HAHAHA!
IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA: WOMAN ARE GENERALLY BETTER AT THIS THEN MEN - WHAT IS IT?
- DRIVING
- TALKING ABOUT EMOTIONS
CORRECT ANSWER: LAUNDRY
THIS LED US TO THIS QUESTION: WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT MEN DO BETTER THAN WOMEN?
- CHANGE TIRE
- DRIVE
- COOK
- BBQ
- EVERYTHING
- ANYTHING WITH CARS
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