WORLDS WORST WEEKEND:
NOMINEE #1- Jason - Jason was about to get him some with his wife when his kid came in their room and puked on the bed.  ON FRIDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHT!

Here is some good news this morning.  The 2 year old that the DOUCHER KRAIG T. MONROE beat severly was released from the hospital today.  Monroe beat her repeatedly in the stomach after she wouldn't stop crying.  This douchetastic a-hole is still in jail and we all hope he burns in hell.

 

FREAKS IN THE NEWS:

A cabbie in NY was bit numerous times when a robber pulled out a gun and attacked him.  He was bit in the neck, back, and arms.  A modern day TWILIGHT?

 

A kid was staring into space one day in art class.  He's around 17.  The teacher goes up to him to get his attention and the kid removes his shirt and exposes himself.  Then he moans and said, "Mm mammi!"  The student then begins masturbating feverishly towards the teacher causing her to run out of the room.

 

A man was caught sitting on top of a hill masturbating while filming himself with a camera on a tripod....in a cemetary....by a gradeschool.

 

People are pissed at ABC NEWS for paying Casey Anthony almost $250,000 dollars for exclusing rights and pictures.  Well - people are fired about over that.

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PETA is pissed at someone else.  Shocking right?  Well PETA is trying to put a stop to Mike Tyson's latest Animal Planet show that is focused around pigeon racing.  They are actually trying to get the LEGAL SYSTEM TO GET INVOLVED. Man - Iron Mike is really hard up for cash isnt he?

 

Production on the new Harry Potter movie has halted because of a fire on the set that was caused due to some explosives that just got out of control. KA-MOTHER EFFING-BOOM.

 

Brittany Murphy - she was at one time taking around 1,000 perscription drugs! She at some times was on around 400 pills at once. Some of the grab bag of drugs, Vicadin and other pain killers.

 

David Letterman: Greg Kinnear, "American Idol" castoff Lacey Brown, Michael Buble, a Top Ten List presented by Harry Smith
Jay Leno: Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson, k.d. lang
Jimmy Kimmel: Tom Bergeron, Demi Lovato, the All-American Rejects
Craig Ferguson: John Cusack, Wolfgang Puck
Jimmy Fallon: Mark Valley, Rogue Wave
Carson Daly: Jeremy Renner, Tomm Moore, Grizzly Bear (R 3/3/10)

 

Composer Stephen Sondheim is 80.
Actor William Shatner is 79.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 62.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 58.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 53.
Actor Matthew Modine is 51.
Actress Kellie Williams (Family Matters) is 34.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 34.
Drummer John Otto of Limp Bizkit is 33.
Rapper Mims is 29.

 

Jessica Darlin - 34 - has made her Daddy oh so proud in 239 dirty whorish films including: Booty Duty Volumes 1,2 & 3, Cram Session, Funny Boned, Ass Woman in Wonderland, Five Guy Cream Pie, Weapons of Ass Destruction, Face Down/Ass Up, and Francesca Has a Negro Problem.

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Two geniuses from Tennessee became leading candidates for anyone's Dumb and Dumber Award when Port Authority cops, noticing their 1994 Acura Integra's tinted windows and missing license plate, pulled them over on the Jersey side of the Lincoln Tunnel -- and were shocked to hear them start confessing to crime after crime.  For some reason, West, 41, volunteered a Tennessee gun permit, a PA source said, prompting the officer to ask why. West -- who apparently didn't know you can't tote a firearm around New York City as if you were Jed Clampett -- told the officer: "I got a gun on me." and cheerfully added, "In the small of my back." "He thought it was legal to carry [his gun] after When the officer asked West if he had anything else on him, his sheer stupidity got him in deeper. "Yes," he said in the spirit of full cooperation. "There's a bag of weed and some pipes." This made even the cops laugh. "It was so funny -- he freely admitted it," the source said. West couldn't stop. He allegedly admitted he also had handcuffs, hollow-point bullets and an extra gun magazine.

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Last week - someone in Walmart in New Jersey took over the P.A. system and said, "All Black People Need To Leave."  The police have now said they have arrested a 16 year old boy and are persuing options on what to do next. Counseling is probably what is going to be the outcome.  He's a kid - it was joke.

 

RICH: BAD - It's going to cost you a bunch of money. There are going to be a bunch of extra costs.

POOR: GOOD - Medicaid will cover more people

MIDDLE CLASS: GOOD - 43,000/income? You get more insurance help without being turned down.

OLD PEOPLE: BAD - slashes Medicaid

PREEXISITING CONDITION? GREAT! - Insurance companies MUST now take you regardless of your preexisiting condition (Only kids as of right now - but soon for all).

A Ridgedale man who allegedly exposed himself to children two months ago will appear in court Thursday morning for an arraignment hearing. Timothy Flood, 46, is charged with statutory sodomy, attempted statutory sodomy and sexual misconduct. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all the time.” In many areas of the court document, it was redacted to protect the victims’ identities. The warrant application also stated that Flood had placed a squirrel’s skull “on the head of his penis and tells them to look at it and then eats the squirrel’s eyeballs.” Flood allegedly told the victims that he was going to “bounce this on top of their heads” and tried to hit one of them in the head with his penis three times, according to the document.

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After a weekend of second-round play, the Sweet Sixteen is set for the men's NCAA basketball tournament. This year's tournament upsets continued over the weekend.. But none was bigger that the stunning loss of overall tournament favorite Kansas to ninth-seeded Northern Iowa. That blew up lots of brackets across the country, including that of President Obama, who'd chosen the Jayhawks to win the championship. Replacing Kansas as the favorite now is Kentucky, which will play Cornell next. ESPN reports that 98% of the total brackets submitted to ESPN.com had Kansas in the finals.

Play resumes on Thursday and will be:

* Xavier vs. Kansas State
* Syracuse vs. Butler
* Kentucky vs. Cornell
* Washington vs. West Virginia

Then on Friday…

* Tennessee vs. Ohio State
* North Iowa vs. Michigan State
* Duke vs. Purdue
* Baylor vs. Saint Mary's

Tiger Woods spoke out in his first interview since his sex scandal broke last November. Speaking to Tom Rinaldi of ESPN as well as the Golf Channel, Woods said he had been living a lie and that he's nervous about how he'll be received when he returns to golf at the U.S. Masters next month. The five-minute interview ran on ESPN on Sunday.

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POINTLESS POLL:  WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN WHILE DRIVING?

WOODY- Some a-hole in Cali driving around in one of those old timey bikes with the giant front wheel and tiny small back wheel.  Just driving around..kickin it...like a homo.

RIZZUTO - Some dude driving a HOT PINK ride...HOT PINK

 

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