The Woody and Rizzuto Blog

WAR 3-12-10
Posted 3/12/2010 6:47:00 AM
HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN FIND ON THE BLOG TODAY:

- BIG OL' BOOBIE ADVERTISEMENT

- WHOA! BLACK BETTY! AMBER LANCE! VIDEO!

- AMAZING WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAYS

- LOCAL DOUCHER AND GATOR RASSLIN' HOOSHE

- POINTLESS POLL: ANNOYING OR GROSS EATING HABITS

- FANDANGO'S WEEK IN RAGE


DA MORNING NEWS:
Anna Renee Collins - who has ginormis boobies - she is auctioning off ad space on these massive things.  No joke.  The highest bid right now is $90.00!  Check out this photo!
 
Check out this book called, "Little Billy's Letters."  It's a dude who just wrote letters posed as a little kid to famous people.  AND THEN THEY RESPONDED!  Check out just a taste of some of interviews by clicking HERE.

FRIDAY SONG CHALLANGE: WHAT'S YOUR TWENTY?!
((CURRENTLY THE FELLAS ARE TIED AT 11-11)
RIZ: The Doors - L.A. Woman
WOODY: 2PAC - California Love  ((WOODY DOMINATES AND WINS BY OVER 1,200 VOTES!))

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Members of a U.S. organization dedicated to making alligator wrestling a legitimate sport say facing the large reptiles is not actually that scary. The Miami Herald said Tuesday to reinforce its point, Freestyle Alligator Wrestling Competitions is holding a competition this weekend at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino near Hollywood, Fla. James Holt, who wrestled an alligator Tuesday to help promote the event, said the key to facing down one of the potentially deadly animals is mental acuteness.

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Here is a slight over reaction.  A dude was all fired up over his high water bill.  So - he did what any sane person would do - he blew up his motorhome.  Crazy right?  Well - here is something else that may shock you - he was hammered.  What is his waterbill you may ask?  $70.00!
 
A Korean couple was arrestted for letting their real life infant daughter starve to death while they cared for their VIRTUAL DAUGHTER!  ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?! THIS IS OBNOXIOUS!

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The Blues continue to streak as they beat the slumping Islanders last night 2-1 in a shootout. The Blues are currently 10th in the Western Conference as they jumped over the Dallas Stars with their win last night. 8th place is the last playoff spot and the Blues try will try and grab that spot as they next face the Blue Jackets in Columbus on Saturday

So - one thing I love about the Chicago White Sox is listening to Ozzie Guillen go absoultely crazy about stuff - and I was STOKED to hear that he was creating his OWN website for his rants and raves. Well - now I'm a little sad..KEN WILLIAMS - GM FOR THE WHITE SOX - told Guilleen that the website may not be created - and his facebook and twitter pages will be monitored. Guillen created a facebook and twitter account for what he calls, "Non-White Sox happenings."
Marion Jones - of Olympic fame - but most recently of 'Hey I won five medals on steroids and now I have none crying' fame is making a return into the sports world. But this time - in the WNBA. Earlier this week she signed with the Tulsa Shock. Jones was drafted in the WNBA out of college but decided to pursue steroids instead...
 

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Conan O'Brien is hitting the road - it's a two month - 32 city tour.  Its pretty much the entire OLD Tonight Show - but it's not on TV.  He is calling it, "Not Allowed to Be Funny On TV" Tour!
 
Merlin Olsen - former actor and NFL Hall of Famer has died of cancer.  You may know him on Little House on the Prarie and Father John. 
 
WHOA BLACK BETTER - AMBER LANCE! REMIX!
 
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Liev Schreiber, Jim Gaffigan, Drive-By Truckers
Jay Leno: Dakota Fanning, Judd Apatow, Katharine McPhee
Jimmy Kimmel: After the Academy Awards special (R 3/7/10)
Craig Ferguson: George Hamilton, Mike Massimino
Jimmy Fallon: Parker Posey, Jason Sudeikis, Vampire Weekend
Carson Daly: Ben McKenzie, the Adam Carolla Podcast Team, Lily Allen
 
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Actress Barbara Feldon (Get Smart) is 77.
Singer Al Jarreau is 70.
Singer-actress Liza Minnelli is 64.
Singer James Taylor is 62.
Keyboardist Bill Payne of Little Feat is 61.
Actor Jon Provost (Lassie) is 60.
Bassist Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is 54.
Singer Marlon Jackson of The Jacksons is 53.
Actor Jerry Levine is 53.
Actor Courtney B. Vance is 50.
Actor Titus Welliver (Deadwood,Brooklyn South) is 49.
Actress Julia Campbell is 47.
Guitarist Graham Coxon of Blur is 41.
Actor Samm Levine (Freaks and Geeks) is 28.
Actress Kendall Applegate (Desperate Housewives) is 11.
 
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Rick Savage - 60 -  524 fine filthy films including the likes of: Throbbin Hood, Screw The Right THing, Against All Bods, I Said....A Butt Light and  Rambone Meets the Double Penatrators
 
Ron Jeremy -57 -  this furry little, but big, hedgehogged pornographic legend has been in 1,916 films including: Ball In The Family, Balling for Dollars, Bone Appetit, For Your Thighs Only, Frakenpenis, Halloweenie, The Hornymooners, Hung Wankenstien, Super Hornio Brothers, and You Said A Mouthful.

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A Florissant man caught in an FBI sex sting last summer was sentenced Thursday to six years in federal prison. David P. Hawkey, 24, was caught along with two other men in the sting, which used Craigslist online ads to target adults looking for sex with young girls. One of the other men charged, Matthew S. Nichol, 44, of St. Charles County, also pleaded guilty and was sentenced to six years in prison in December. The other man charged, the Rev. James Patrick Grady, 58, then-pastor of St. Raphael the Archangel Church in south St. Louis, has pleaded not guilty and is scheduled to go on trial next month. Prosecutors say Hawkey, who worked for a landscaping company, agreed to pay $80 for sex with a 14-year-old girl.

WAR POINTLESS POLL: WHAT ARE SOME OF PEOPLES GROSS EATING HABITS?
- Dad puts dip on a plate and puts back in after he eats
- Boss rips crust off of sandwhich
- Guy rubs fingers in mouth and then eats whats left on there
- Scraping the fork when you pull it out of your mouth
- Picking your teeth with a straw
- Guy drinks the juice out of the hotdog packet
- Friend who guides the spoon with their tounge
- Guy disects every thing he eats
- People who smack their food
- People who slurp when they drink everything
- 400 lb sister doesnt chew her food

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Posted By: Tony P  
Comments:
Donnie Fandingus! I feel you on the rant & rage. This segment is a keeper!
Posted By Agh (fr the 408) On 3/15/2010 11:57:09 AM
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