The Woody and Rizzuto Blog

WAR 2-12-10
Posted 2/12/2010 6:22:00 AM
WHAT IT DO NINJAS?! The show is full today so you have to make sure you keep checking back to get all the stuff you missed. Also - tons of chances to see us this week.


CHEATING GIRLFRIEND GETS DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND LIVE ON THE AIR!!!!!!



NOTE: WAR WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE WITH THE TRAVELING FITNESS CENTER HAS BEEN GOING GREAT! AS OF THURSDAY: PATRICO HAS LOST 25LBS IN JUST A MONTH! WOODY HAS LOST AROUND 5LBS AND RIZ HAS LOST AROUND 2LBS.
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PATRICO ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB STAIRS - 42 FLIGHTS OF 'EM
I am doing Master the Met this year. Its a stair climbing event. Its downtown at the St. Louis Met building (the tallest building in STL) and its something like 40+ flights of stairs. Head to my pledge page and donate to the American Lung Association in my name. Please, everything helps. Thanks guys!

CLICK HERE TO HEAD TO MY PLEDGE PAGE

HOME IGLOO CRACK HOUSE
Police responding to a report of a suspicious man carrying a gun instead found two legs sticking out of a homemade igloo. New Castle County police said the legs belong to Delaware teen who was arrested Wednesday after he was found to be carrying a survival knife, a hammer, 7.5 grams of marijuana and two marijuana pipes. County police spokesman Senior Cpl. Trinidad Navarro said the teen was released to his parents. Police said he was charged with carrying a concealed deadly weapon, carrying a concealed deadly instrument, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana.
 
YOUR REWARD PAID IN CHICKEN
Kentucky Fried Chicken is offering $500 worth of grilled chicken in exchange for information leading to the safe return of a missing Colonel Sanders bust. The 24-inch bronze bust vanished from a Berea, Ky., KFC just before closing time on Jan. 31.  "There were three men in the restaurant, and the employee went to the kitchen," spokesman Rick Maynard recounted. "When she returned, the three men and the Colonel had flown the coop."
 
HERE IS YOUR WIFE - AND HER BEARD
An Arab ambassador called for an instant divorce after discovering his veil-wearing fiancée had a beard and was cross-eyed, it emerged today. The would-be bride had hidden her face behind a Muslim niqab throughout their short courtship, meaning the diplomat had no idea what she looked like. But as soon as the marriage was contract was signed in Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, he tried to kiss her, before coming face-to-face with her hairy face and strange squint.
 
A SAD SAD DAY...
The man who invented the Frisbee, one of the world's most popular toys, has died at his home in Utah aged 90. Walter Frederick Morrison conceived and developed his aerodynamic plastic disc in the 1950s, and hundreds of millions have been sold worldwide since. Frisbee historian Phil Kennedy said Mr Morrison and his future wife, Lu, got the idea from playing with a metal cake pan on the beach in California.

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We're pretty sure you're all fed up with the 'can this sausage roll get more fans than Cheryl Cole'-esque Facebook groups, but we feel this one is a more than worthy cause.  In protest at the astoundingly abysmal sounds soft-rockers Nickelback spew up, a group has been set up called 'Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?'. We'll forgive them for the spelling mistake. Unlike many other Facebook groups inspired by the sausage roll campaign which ultimately attract fans in their mere hundreds, the pickle group has attracted 913,000 in a little over a week. Nickelback themselves have 1.4million cloth-eared fans on Facebook. You can join the group here.
 
We all know that FOX is negotiating with Conan O'Brien, but not for what you think. Sources are saying that negotiations are not for CoCo to do a late night show, but instead to become a judge on American Idol. American Idol bosses feel that O'Brien will be a huge draw due to the whole drama with Jay Leno. O'Brien's reps are saying - not a chance.
 
Guitarist John Mayer, under fire for his racially and sexually charged statements in a new Playboy interview, made a public apology for his words during a recent concert in Nashville. In the interview, Mayer is quoted as talking about ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in crude sexual terms, and he also uses the n-word. He said from the stage Wednesday night that he now wants to quit “the media game.”
 
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Nicole Richie, the Daytona 500 winner, Fanfarlo
Jimmy Kimmel: Patrick Dempsey, Lake Bell, Greg Giraldo (R 2/11/10)
Craig Ferguson: Colin Firth
 
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Movie director Franco Zeffirelli is 87.
Actor Joe Don Baker is 74.
Keyboardist Ray Manzarek of The Doors is 71.
Actress Maud Adams (Octopussy) is 65.
Actor Cliff DeYoung is 64.
Actor Michael Ironside is 60.
Guitarist Steve Hackett (Genesis) is 60.
Singer Michael McDonald (Doobie Brothers) is 58.
Actress Joanna Kerns is 57.
Actor-talk-show host Arsenio Hall is 55.
Actor Josh Brolin is 42.
Singer Chynna Phillips of Wilson Phillips is 42.
Bassist Jim Creeggan of Barenaked Ladies is 40.
Keyboardist Keri Lewis of Mint Condition is 39.
Actor Jesse Spencer is 31.
Actress Sarah Lancaster (Chuck) is 30.
Actress Christina Ricci is 30.
Actress Jennifer Stone (Wizards of Waverly Place) is 17
   
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Sylvia Saint -34- 280 fine films for this young lady- Young Girls in Dark Territory, Ass Good As It Gets, Pornicide, Load Man Cometh
 
Porche Lynn -48- this porno whore has starred in 355 films - Load Warrior 2, Take That Bitch, 21 Hump Street, Enema Bandit Strikes Again, Who Shaves Lynn Lemay
 
Adina Jewel -31- this nubian actress as starred in 210 films including Black and Wild, Chocolate Angels, My Chocolate Ass, Chocolate Gonzangas, Black Jaw Breakers, Brown Sugar Cuties, Chocolate Vanillia Thriller, Black Bubble Butts, Big Black Asses

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A man in a stolen backhoe ripped an ATM to shreds in a failed theft early this morning at the U.S. Bank on the corner of Reed Market Road and southeast Third Street, Bend police said.  The man plowed a portion of the bank parking lot, moving back and forth past the ATM, Bend police Capt. Bob Wittwer said. But on each pass he would hit the ATM. When he knocked the machine over about 3 a.m. it set an alarm off, and police went to the bank. Wittwer said the man tried to pick up the machine in the bucket of the backhoe but failed. The would-be-thief did not get away with any cash. He did, however, flee in the backhoe. Wittwer said they tracked the backhoe and found it abandoned near Summer Lake and James drives.

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A Swedish 18-year-old was charged with harassment for posting pictures of her ex-boyfriend's "little" penis on lampposts in his neighborhood, officials say. Court papers say the teenager posted the pictures, complete with the "tiny" description and the 24-year-old ex-lover's name and phone number, after he ended their brief relationship to date another woman, The Local reported Thursday.
 
Hailey Glassman isn't afraid to kiss and tell -- and destroy! -- when it comes to her famous ex-boyfriend Jon Gosselin. In a shocking new interview with Steppin Out magazine, Glassman, 23, goes into graphic, alleged detail about having sex with the 32 year-old father of eight. "He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me," Glassman claims. "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy," she snipes. "I'm serious. This is true," she adds, even claiming he measures up to "3 inches."
 
Terrified passengers were left stranded between floors in the world’s tallest building after a lift broke as they were descending in the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai.  Visitors queueing to descend from the observation deck on the 124th floor of the recently opened 828-metre (2,717ft) tower heard a crash and the sound of breaking glass from the lift shaft. Dust then billowed back into the room through the small gaps in the lift shaft doors.

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The Blues have two final games before the NHL Olympic Break. Tonight - the Blues take on the Maple Leafs at the Scott Trade and then tomorrow they welcome Alexander Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals before the 2 week break for the Olympics begin.

Speaking of the Olympics….

The Vancouver Winter Olympics will get underway tonight in BC Place Stadium with the opening ceremony -- the first ever that will be indoors -- as the Games return to Canada for the first time since 1988. One of the big mysteries for each Olympics games is who will be lighting the Olympic cauldron. The front-runner is widely believed to be hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, the greatest player ever in Canada's national sport. .

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND:
2010 NBA All-Star Game 7PM on TNT. Kobe Bryant hurt his his ankle and Allen Iverson dropped out for personal reasons, so they're being replaced by Jason Kidd and Chaminade grad David Lee. You can find this year's full roster HERE.

Posted By: Tony P  
Comments:
You're all pieces of s###. Chris wasn't man enough to handle his business privately... 5 years and that's how he handles it? What a f###ing pussy.
Posted By Katie On 2/25/2010 1:01:44 PM
any follow up to this? Hope she doesn't sue his ass for some spurious reason.
Posted By MVT On 2/25/2010 1:30:06 AM
THAT PHONE CALL WAS MEGA EPIC
Posted By Ace290 On 2/16/2010 6:15:52 AM
Amazing... only word to describe your show. Kodos to Chris for ending that **** before he got to deep (first of all deep).
Posted By Jonny On 2/15/2010 3:26:03 PM
I am glad you guys called that chick out on the air...thankfully for that guy he found out before he married her, unlike I found out after I married mine...
Posted By no_one On 2/15/2010 2:13:05 PM
So where are you two? I have a strange empty feeling inside without you this morning!
Posted By Todd On 2/15/2010 7:56:49 AM
hahahaha the crying baby sound clip made that segment epic
Posted By Aaron in Fremont On 2/14/2010 8:40:51 PM
hahahaha the crying baby sound clip made that segment awesome. Woody and Riz, you guys you rule!
Posted By Aaron in Fremont On 2/14/2010 8:38:48 PM
Woody,Riz,and Patrico that was awesome and i was laughing my ass off at work and she deserved it like cheating bitch she is
Posted By Phillip Parmeter On 2/13/2010 1:59:10 PM
I hope that girl doesn't kill herself. But anyway I hate you Tony P!!!!! You are awful. Please start using some different words other then Dude and awesome.
Posted By Tony P sucks On 2/12/2010 10:19:49 PM
I farted because I laughed so hard! You ROCK.
Posted By Coons Poop On 2/12/2010 8:00:01 PM
where is allison and jake on air stuff?
Posted By person On 2/12/2010 7:45:03 PM
Again i gotta say that was NOT funny at all woody riz and patrico. that whole thing with chris and ashley was by far NOT funny.... THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
Posted By Jester On 2/12/2010 6:21:38 PM
we want the podcast from the day where you tried to figure out when someone is a whore and the guy called in saying he had 60something as his number.
Posted By Christopher On 2/12/2010 5:01:32 PM
Good for chris! Thanks to the iPhone app my whole office heard that sniveling bitch. I hate cheaters. The main rule in my relationship with my husband is if you want strange end it now don't be a pussy. It's awesome you guys did that for him and it's awesome he did that to her!
Posted By Nellie On 2/12/2010 4:34:50 PM
The Chris/Ashley thing was brilliant. I have to give kudos to Chris, he handled it very well and didn't jump in to early. Well played sir.
Posted By hungry hungry hippo On 2/12/2010 3:55:35 PM
Dude, what happened with that guy who called his gf? I had to go to school right when you called her! I'm dying.
Posted By Emily On 2/12/2010 12:26:25 PM
The Chris & Ashley segment was freakin' hilarious. I was actually a couple of minutes late to a meeting because I was sitting in my car listening to the show. You guys are sick- I love it!
Posted By random chick # 5739 On 2/12/2010 10:40:34 AM
What is up my ninjas? I just wanted to say that yo should make a segment outta people wanting to break up with their sig nificant others. The one with chris and his girl was BRUTAL!!! I loved it! BItch deserved it. SUCK IT BIATCHES!!!
Posted By Trent Snugglebear6981@yaoo.com On 2/12/2010 10:19:02 AM
Can you post the Chris and Ashley fiasco here on the blog? I do not have access to the podcast and wanted to share it with my co-workers. By the way....that fiasco was AWESOME!!
Posted By Nina On 2/12/2010 9:25:08 AM
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