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NOMINEE #1 - Shawna from St. Louis - Her boyfriend got a DUI and the cop made her walk 5 miles down the road in 20 degree weather.
NOMINEE #2 - Bobby from Florissant - He was diagnosed with Testicular Cancer and had to get a ball removed.
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Even in 2010, growing up gay isn't easy. Add in the complicating factors of being a mentally challenged, biracial guy who wants to wave around pom-poms in a small town, and you have a recipe for the most hellacious high school experience in Eastern Washington. Benjamin Grundy is a student at Garfield-Palouse High School (local population: 1,100) who says the school is discriminating against his wishes to do what all the other cheerleaders are doing. Namely, dance, wave pom-poms, wear a proper uniform and not just stand like there like a statue moving his arms
Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives.
A man was killed by sharks in a rare fatal attack this afternoon in the waters off Stuart, authorities said. Stephen Howard Schafer, 38, of Stuart was kite surfing south of Stuart Beach about 4:15 p.m. when the sharks attacked him, according to Bureau Chief Doug Killane of Martin County Fire-Rescue and Martin County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Rhonda Irons. A lifeguard through his binoculars spotted the man floating about a quarter-mile offshore in an unguarded stretch of ocean, Irons said. The lifeguard paddled to him on a rescue board, pulled the man away from the sharks and carried him back to shore.
A California school district has added a new book to the controversial list of literature that is considered unfit for young eyes. It's the dictionary. The Golden State's Menifee Union School District has yanked all copies of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary from its shelves and is investigating the classic American text for containing "age-inappropriate" words. The trouble started when an inquisitive student got lost somewhere between "oralism" and "orang" and found a rather recent entry to the lexicon: "oral sex," a phrase that has been in common parlance since 1973 but still makes many parents fairly hot under the collar.
An Oregon couple was found guilty Tuesday of criminally negligent homicide for praying over their ill son instead of seeking medical help. The jury returned the verdict on the second day of deliberations in the trial of Jeff and Marci Beagley, both members of the Followers of Christ Church in Oregon City. Church members gasped as Judge Steven Maurer read the verdicts. The couple, who remain free on bail, is scheduled for sentencing on Feb. 18. Because neither has a prior conviction, state sentencing guidelines call for 16 to 18 months in prison.
Police say a man suspected of stealing a bottle of Schnapps from a Wyoming grocery store didn't have the best escape route planned.Riverton police say the 26-year-old ran out of the store after grabbing the bottle of booze and a package of cough drops Wednesday and hid in a nearby building, which happened to be the police station. Police say the man then ran out of the police station, but not before a dispatcher had spied him on the station's surveillance camera and alerted officers.

The Saints are you NFL Champions. Last night New Orleans was shut out 10-0 in the first quarter of play but then held Indy to only 7 points the rest of the game as they won 31-7. Drew Brees was the games MVP as he threw for 288 yards and 2 touchdowns.
Former NFL all-star Warren Sapp was released from jail in Miami yesterday after posting a $1,500 bond, a day after being arrested on charges for allegedly choking a woman in his hotel room. According to the police report, Sapp was arrested after an incident that took place around 5 a.m. at club. Sapp and the unidentified woman, who said she's been dating Sapp for two years, had been partying with friends the night before and went to lay down. But around 5 a.m., according to the complaint, Sapp pulled her from the bed, grilling her about her interactions with other men. She says he then choked her, threw her down on a couch, picked her up by her shirt and neck and threw her down again. He says she fell on her when he attempted to help her off the couch. Sapp was pulled off of his NFL Network Super Bowl Coverage Duties.
You know Donte Stallworth.....the dude who killed a man while driving drunk last March . . . Well he'll be reinstated by the NFL this week. Donte was suspended for the entire 2009 season. Stallworth is a wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns. But he's expected to be released from the team upon his reinstatement . . . which will make him a free agent. Stallworth pleaded guilty to DUI and manslaughter charges for the death of 59-year-old Mario Reyes. He spent 24 days in jail and paid an undisclosed settlement to Reyes' family.

A 62-year-old Michigan man was severely burned when a homemade rocket strapped on his back exploded while he slid down a snowy hill on a sled, authorities said this week. The rocket stunt was the grand finale on Saturday during the man's annual sledding party at his Oakland County, Michigan, home, the sheriff's department said. "He is known for doing 'crazy things' at his parties," an Oakland County sheriff's department statement said. "On this date, after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol, he constructed a device out of a motorcycle muffler and pipe."
Tiger Woods is headed back to his home in Florida sometime next week and has pinpointed his return to golf ... according to someone who works for the Woods family. The source tells TMZ he is aiming to play in the Tavistock Cup -- an event that pits pros from the Isleworth Golf & Country Club against the pros from the nearby Lake Nona Golf & Country Club.
Jared Leto threatened by crazy dude. A bomb squad was called in and buildings were evacuated until the "package" the man was holding was found to have a blender and some candy in it.
Howard Stern was contacted and was pretty tight lipped, however he did acknowledge that he had been contacted by a major network with a substantial offer. When pressured Howard made it clear he had not accepted the offer.
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Sandra Bullock, Josh Turner
Jay Leno: Emma Roberts
Conan O'Brien: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Eric Hutchinson (R 7/24/09)
Jimmy Kimmel: Eric Dane, Kourtney Kardashian, the Bravery (R 2/4/10)
Craig Ferguson: Pierce Brosnan, Patty Griffin
Jimmy Fallon: Stephen Colbert, Willie Garson, Eric Ripert
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS
Composer-conductor John Williams is 78.
ABC News anchor Ted Koppel is 70.
Actor Nick Nolte is 69.
Comedian Robert Klein is 68.
Actor-guitarist Creed Batton (The Office) (The Grass Roots) is 67.
Actress Brooke Adams is 61.
Actress Mary Steenburgen is 57.
Author John Grisham is 55.
Singer Vince Neil of Motley Crue is 49.
Singer-guitarist Sammy Llanas of The BoDeans is 49.
Actor Gary Coleman is 42.
Actress Mary McCormack is 41.
Guitarist Keith Nelson of Buckcherry is 41.
Actor Seth Green is 36.
Bassist Phoenix of Linkin Park is 33.
Bassist Jeremy Davis of Paramore is 25.
Drummer Max Grahn of Carolina Liar is 22.
Actress Karle Warren (Judging Amy) is 18.
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