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What it do Ninja Warriors? TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT - the Guys Night Out in Ballwin at the Manchester location of HOTSHOTS! Hope you can make it out and enjoy some drinks and eat tons of food with Woody, Riz, and Patrico. Much to get to today - keep checking the blog to get caught up on all your favorite WAR stuff!

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So - lets start today off right.  When you are heading down I-64, there are few things that shock you.  You won't be shocked to see a man in a dress, a unicycle, or even a bum fight.  But this - this is awesome!  ((Thanks for sending this in Ninja Warrior Mike!))

 

CHECK OUT THIS CNN STORY ABOUT WOMEN AT A SAKS FIFTH AVENUE WINDOW DISPLAY FOR A BRAND CALLED "XOXO"  What do they do?! STRIP!  HOLLER!  CLICK HERE!

 

After five years together, Season 6 Bachelor Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado have split, he confirms to Usmagazine.com. Find out where your favorite Bachelor stars are now. The couple got engaged on the show's November 2004 finale. (He proposed to the Cuban-born star in Spanish so her parents -- who were watching -- could understand what was happening.)

 

A San Antonio high school student is being punished for making a funny face in her school photo. As a result, school officials have decided not to print her picture in the yearbook. 15-year-old Charlie Patton says she made a weird face because she was trying to make people smile. On photo day, she said the photographer hesitated before taking the snapshot. "The camera girl looked at my mom and said, ‘You alright with that, mom?’" Patton recalls. "My mom said, ‘Sure, of course.’" But administrators didn’t approve of the image. School officials are comparing her expression in her school picture to gang signs.

 

Three St. Paul teenagers survived a game of Russian roulette on Thanksgiving morning, but one of them was later shot dead in the back of the head by another in what police and prosecutors say was a tragic accident.  A 16-year-old boy is expected to be charged on Tuesday with killing Darion Joseph Smith, 15. The juvenile said he didn't know the gun was loaded. "This was a tragically senseless act and involved young people who seemed to have no regard for the lives of others, including their own friends," Ramsey County Attorney Susan Gaertner told the Pioneer Press.

 

SPORTS:

 

Tiger Woods is totally screwed.  Way to go buddy.  Check out this blog posting that he put on his website:

 

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone...."

 

You can read the full length blog posting by clicking HERE. Here are the three chicks that Tiger is accused of banging...that doesn't hold the title of "wife."

 

David Letterman: Tina Fey, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Mika (R 10/14/09)
Jay Leno: Morgan Freeman, Maxwell
Conan O'Brien: John Travolta, Rod Stewart
Jimmy Kimmel: Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashley Greene, Honor Society
Craig Ferguson: George Lopez
Jimmy Fallon: Robin Williams, Rashida Jones (R 11/26/09)
Carson Daly: Charlie Hunnam, Erin Hamlin, Phoenix (R 10/14/09)

 

Country singer Ferlin Husky is 84.
Singer Andy Williams is 82.
Director Jean-Luc Godard is 79.
Singer Jaye P. Morgan (The Gong Show) is 78.
Actress Mary Alice is 68.
Singer Ozzy Osbourne is 61.
Singer Mickey Thomas of Jefferson Starship is 60.
Bassist Paul Gregg of Restless Heart is 55.
Actor Steven Culp (Desperate Housewives) is 54.
Actress Daryl Hannah is 49.
Actress Julianne Moore is 49.
Actor Brendan Fraser is 41.
Singer Montell Jordan is 41.
Actor-comedian Royale Watkins is 40.
Actress Holly Marie Combs (Charmed) is 36.
Musician Daniel Bedingfield is 30.
Actress Anna Chlumsky is 29.
Actor Brian Bonsall (Family Ties) is 28.
Actress Amanda Seyfried (Mamma Mia) is 24.
Actor Jake T. Austin (Wizards of Waverly Place) is 15

 

PORNO BIRTHDAY:

 

HAPPY HAPPY STORY!
Chad M. Lever, who now lives in Breinigsville, used a lighter in an attempt to locate a house cat under the bed his mother, Lisa House, 47, was lying on. House had Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's disease, and could not move without assistance. According to court papers, Lever's lighter ignited the bedding, and Lever called 911 after several attempts to snuff the fire failed. Lever was his mother's primary caregiver, police said. Slatington police and firefighters tried to rescue House, but she was pronounced dead at Lehigh Valley Hospital-Cedar Crest. Lehigh County Coroner Scott Grim said House died of smoke inhalation and that the manner of her death was ruled homicide. Lever was charged with involuntary manslaughter and released on $20,000 unsecured bail.

((You be the judge - guilty or not guilty?!))

The former director of IT for the Higley Unified School District has resigned amidst an investigation that he installed software to spy for aliens on school computers. Superintendent Denise Birdwell said Brad Niesluchowski chose to resign after being given a notice of termination in October. "(The software) allowed our processors to crunch data in a grid-running process in the search for extra terrestrials," said Dr. Birdwell. Dr. Birdwell said Niesluchowski installed the software program SETI@home on nearly 5,000 HUSD computers. SETI stands for the "Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence."Birdwell said the program caused the district's computers to run 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. "Even when students were on a computer working on a word document, the processor behind the scenes was crunching data," said Dr. Birdwell.The district estimates during the 9 years of Niesluchowski's employment, he cost the district as much as $1.6 million in electricity, bandwith and the diminished life expectancy of computers.

 

Contrary to Hollywood notions, the 40-year-old virgin is not an awkward yet funny and endearing electronics salesman played by Steve Carell. He is a church-going teetotaller who has neither been to jail nor served in the military, according to a new survey of more than 7000 people. He also represents an estimated 1.1 million American men and 800,000 women aged 25 to 45 who have never had sex. The study, led by urologist Michael Eisenberg of the University of California, San Francisco, will appear in an upcoming issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. His team's survey found that 13.9 per cent of men and 8.9 per cent of women said they have never had sex. Men and women who attended church at least once a week were respectively 5 and 3.9 times more likely to be virgins than those who attended church less often. Virgins of both sexes were slightly less likely to have swigged a beer in the last year, compared to non-virgins. And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's

 

+Play back Pictionary. Use your fingers to draw a picture on each other's back. Have them guess what it is in 2 minutes.
+Give him a manicure. I'm not saying paint his nails with red or anything but massage his hands and buff and file every fingernail.
+Sit back-to-back and deeply inhale and exhale. Feel each other's heartbeats through your backbones.
+Memorize each other's faces using your hands. Both of you close your eyes and gently caress and get familiar with the shape of each other's facial features.
+Give each other butterfly kisses. Start with a soft kiss on their forehead. Then kiss their eyes and flutter your eyelashes against their face and cheeks.
+Hold each other's face as you kiss.
+Put your lips together with theirs. Keep your mouths slightly open while you slowly breathe in and out.
+Trace your partner's lips with your tongue.
+Give your partner the sweetest kiss ever. Put a Hershey's kiss in your mouth and pass it to them.
+Explore new kissing spots. Nibble their ears or the back of their neck.
+Make kissing history. The longest recorded kiss was 417 minutes. Try and beat it.
+Feed each other sweet treats. Make sure you look into their eyes.
+Charge your body with static electricity. Rub your feet on the carpet and kiss.
+Brush each other's hair.
+Sing "your" song. Whisper it in their ear while you're slow dancing.
+Massage each other's shoulders.
+Massage each other's head and face.
+Remove your socks and shoes. Kneed each other's feet with body lotions working from heel to toe.
+Lie on your tummy. Have them sit next to you and lightly rub your lower back for ten minutes, then switch.
+Have him paint your toenails. Can you imagine watching him crinkle his brow with concentration?
+Be a PDA (Public Display of Affection) fiend. While you're kissing on this sidewalk, know that you're screaming your couple status to the world.

SEXY TIME POINTLESS POLL: WHAT IS THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE WOODY AND RIZZUTO LISTENER LOST THEIR VIRGINITY?!

WOODY: 15 years old in the woods during a blizzard

PATRICO: 15 years old in a buddies basement after a homecoming

Youngest: 14 years old

Oldest: 20 years old

Average: 15 or 16 years old