What it do Ninja Warriors? One day away from the Guys Night Out in Ballwin at the Manchester location of HOTSHOTS! Hope you can make it out and enjoy some drinks and eat tons of food with Woody, Riz, and Patrico. It is good to be back! Much to get to today - keep checking the blog to get caught up on all your favorite WAR stuff!

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The man who police said fatally shot himself in the chest while trying to change a tire was set to stand trial the next day on child molestation and sodomy charges. Gary Joseph Wessel, 55, was found on Sunday night with a shotgun wound to the chest lying on the shoulder of Interstate 255 in Columbia next to a truck with a low tire.  Wessel was trying to dislodge the jack when it snagged on the shotgun case, causing the gun to discharge through the case, said Illinois State Police Lt. James Morrisey

 

A man who smacked his sister in the face with a piece of hot pecan pie on Thanksgiving Day may end up in jail on an aggravated assault charge, a Galveston County sheriff's spokesman said Tuesday. The hot pie caused first- and second-degree burns and required medical treatment, sheriff's spokesman Maj. Ray Tuttoilmondo said. A warrant for the brother's arrest was expected to be issued today, he said.

 

 

 It has been reported that on November 28, around 6:30 p.m., a man, labeled as a "real life Grinch", has stolen from the Salvation Army. Policemen are searching all over the area in Ohio to find the man who has stolen donated money. The money has been stolen from a bell ringer who was working as a United States of America volunteers for the Salvation Army. The donation kettle as well as the tripod was taken from the bell ringer after a struggle ensued. The situation for the robbery took place outside of a general store in the town.

 

A German tourist isn't laughing anymore... after telling cops he was joking about the 2 bombs in his backpack at Disney World. 37-year-old Jochen Naumann was going through a security checkpoint at the entrance to the Magic Kingdom on Sunday morning, when he told a cast member about the bombs. The employee flagged down a police officer who was posted near-by, and the cop brought PLUTO the bomb sniffing dog to check out the backpack. But when nothing was found, Naumann claimed he was joking. He was then arrested for making a false report.

Calvert County authorities are searching for two men who tried to rob a funeral home that they may have mistaken for a bank. Police say the men robbed Lee Funeral Home, next to a PNC Bank, in Owings on Monday. Lt. Steve Jones of the Calvert Investigative Team says an employee told the suspects they weren't in a bank. The men assaulted one funeral home worker, whose injuries were not life-threatening. It's unclear if the robbers took anything. Authorities believe the pair later robbed a SunTrust bank in Dunkirk, making away with cash and firing at a person outside who tried to get a look at them. No one was injured.

 

Al Sharpton's ex-wife, Kathy Jordan, and daughter Dominique Sharpton appeared in a Manhattan court today following a much-publicized blow up with police officers two months ago. Police say Dominique, 23, ran a red light and then became abusive towards officers. Things got heated when her mother Kathy entered the fray. Both women were charged with resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and other charges.  Reverend Sharpton tweeted about the incident, saying, "I cannot imagin (sic) how two unarmed women with no record, could be taken in cuffs from a traffic dispute with NO personal or property damage involved. No drugs."  Mother and daughter are expected back in court January 19th. If convicted they face up to a year in jail.

 

Florida State college football coach Bobby Bowden announced yesterday (December 1st) that he'll retire and end his 44-year coaching career after the Seminoles play in a bowl game. The 80-year-old Bowden will retire as the second winningest coach in major-college football, behind Penn State's Joe Paterno.

You know things aren’t going well when you get sued by your attorney. That’s where the Jeremy Mayfield mess has meandered, as the weirdest story of ’09 just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Mayfield’s ex-lawyer Bill Diehl has filed a lawsuit against the suspended driver for unpaid legal fees. Diehl claims Mayfield owes him $371,973.66. Now he’ll have to hire another high-priced lawyer to defend him against his former high-priced mouthpiece. Mayfield is also mired in a lawsuit filed by his ex-step-mother. And all the while, his expensive legal battle with NASCAR grinds on. When you’ve got your ex-lawyer, your ex-step-mother and your ex-boss on your back you know it’s not going to be a happy holiday.

 

10. Michael Vick's TD run, regular season, 2001
9. Tony Romo botches the snap, NFC wild card, 2007
8. Kevin Dyson's stretch, Super Bowl, 2000
7. Fourth-and-26, NFC divisional playoff, 2004
6. The tuck rule, AFC divisional playoff, 2001
5. Antonio Freeman's Monday Night miracle, regular season, 2001
4. Harrison rumbles 100 yards before halftime, Super Bowl, 2009
3. Roethlisberger saves Bettis from infamy, AFC divisional playoff, 2006
2. Tyree's catch, Super Bowl, 2008
1. Music City Miracle, AFC wild card, 2000 (SEE VIDEO BELOW - IT'S B.S)

 

 

Lawmen arrested a homeless man for battery and retail theft after he shoplifted a live ferret from a pet store by stuffing it down his pants, then used it to attack a witness who tried to stop him. Jacksonville Beach Police say the man, identified as 38-year-old Rodney Tom Bolton, walked into a Pet Supermarket store on Tuesday and stuffed the ferret down the front of his pants, then left the store. The ferret-lifting was observed by a witness, who told store employees about it. The witness confronted Bolton and tried to get the ferret back, and a fight broke out. Bolton pulled the ferret out of his pants and used it as a weapon, pointing it at the witness and squeezing it until the ferret became irate and attacked its would-be rescuer. The witness received two puncture wounds on his ear.

 

 CRAP ON CELEBRITIES:

Check out this Joanna Krupa PETA AD that some are saying is sacrilegious ... SO DAMN HOT!

 

Tiger Woods was slapped with a ticket for careless driving Tuesday, but he won't face criminal charges for slamming his SUV into a fire hydrant outside his Orlando mansion. The golfing great quickly paid the $164 fine - and got four points added to his driver's license. And does Tiger have another MISTRESS? Check it out - by the way - Tiger, get it son!

 

AND - CHECK OUT THIS HILARIOUS ASS VIDEO!

 

It's just a coincidence Meredith Baxter recently appeared in the Hallmark Channel's ''Bound By a Secret,'' but ironically the actress reveals a very personal secret on ''Today'' this morning. Baxter, perhaps best known for her seven years playing TV mom Elyse Keaton on ''Family Ties'' in the 1980s, will be the latest star to come out of the closet, revealing she is a lesbian.

 

 

David Letterman: Kid Scientists, Amanda Peet, the Cribs (R 11/12/09)
Jay Leno: Dane Cook, Kim Kardashian
Conan O'Brien: Jenny McCarthy, Gabriel Iglesias
Jimmy Kimmel: Matt Dillon, Nikki Reed, Baby featuring Jay Sean
Craig Ferguson: Paul Shaffer, Shohreh Aghdashloo
Jimmy Fallon: Taylor Lautner, Katey Sagal, Obits (R 11/19/09)
Carson Daly: Chris Kattan, Nuttin But Stringz, Lily Allen (R 10/13/09)

 

Actress Julie Harris is 84.
Actress Cathy Lee Crosby is 65.
Country singer John Wesley Ryles is 59.
Actor Dan Butler (Frasier) is 55.
News anchor Stone Phillips is 55.
Actor Dennis Christopher (Breaking Away, Chariots of Fire) is 54.
Actor Steven Bauer is 53.
Bassist Rick Savage of Def Leppard is 49.
Bassist Nate Mendel of Foo Fighters is 41.
Actress Lucy Liu is 41.
Actress Rena Sofer (Just Shoot Me) is 41.
Rapper Treach of Naughty By Nature is 39.
Singer Nelly Furtado is 31.
Singer Britney Spears is 28.

 

Holly Hollywood - 35 - This dirty rotten whore has starred in 177 films including; Beauty and The Bitch, On Golden Blonde, Girlgasms 3, Munch, Riding Rednecks, Whore Hunters, Backside Story, Men In Scoring Position, and Filthy Whore

 

 

Daily (or biweekly) service/little relationship: $15 — $30
These are the people who provide you a regular (i.e. frequent) service, but with whom you have little if any personal interaction.
-Trash collector
-Parking attendants
-Newspaper carriers
-Postal carriers (if you're set on breaking USPS guidelines)

Weekly or monthly service/more personal relationship: Cost of 1-2 visits
These are people who know the details of your life, who work hard to give you the type of service and attention that are important to you (rather than generic to everyone they serve).
-Manicurist
-Barber
-Hairstylist/colorist
-Dog walker
-Personal trainer
-Housekeeper
-Once-a-week babysitter
-Landscaper
-Children's service providers (private coaches, tutors, sports teachers, etc.)

 

POINTLESS POLL: DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON - WHO SHOULD YOU TIP? AND WHO SHOULD GET FORGOTTEN?

Woody: Does not think the mailmen should be tipped

Riz: Feels obligated

Patrico: Your job doesn't mean you need a tip - if you know me by name, and I know you buy name - You're getting tipped.

- Housekeepers

 

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY:
Vancouver police are looking into alleged improper use of funds gathered from fundraisers that were held after a popular teacher in was killed in a hit-and-run incident in September. According to a story Friday in the Columbian newspaper, some of the money may have been used to bail the suspect in the case out of jail. Gordon Patterson, 50, died September 15 when police say 18-year-old Antonio Eugene Cellestine hit him from behind south of St. Johns on 41st St. and left as Patterson lay dying near his mangled bicycle. Patterson was a popular teacher at Hudson’s Bay High School in Vancouver. He often rode his bicycle to the school. Now, investigators think Mallory Ewart used money raised for Patterson’s family to bail Cellestine out of jail. Ewart is reportedly Cellestine’s girlfriend.

IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA: WHEN IS RIZZUTO'S BIRTHDAY?
- August 13th?

- TODAY!! YEAH!!!