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WAR 11-25-09
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11/25/2009 6:10:00 AM
What it do Ginobilis?! Normally here I would put something along the lines of "You're Almost There" or "Middle of the week - just a few days till the weekend.." BUT - this is our Friday ninjas! HOLLER FOR THE SHORT WEEK! Make sure you are keeping up with the blog because we are going to try and jam 3 days of stuff into our final day of the week!
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HEADS UP PARENTS:
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), in cooperation with Stork Craft Manufacturing Inc., of British Columbia, Canada, today announced the voluntary recall of more than 2.1 million Stork Craft drop-side cribs, including about 147,000 Stork Craft drop-side cribs with the Fisher-Price logo. The recall involves approximately 1,213,000 units distributed in the United States and 968,000 units distributed in Canada. CPSC urges parents and caregivers to immediately stop using the recalled cribs, wait for the free repair kit, and do not attempt to fix the cribs without the kit. This has resulted in 4 infant deaths! Click HERE for information about the recall.
Owners of Perfect Flame gas grills should be especially cautious as they fire them up for the July 4th weekend … or at any other time for that matter. What appeared to be a limited fire and burn hazard with some models may be much wider than anyone realized. Last August, the Consumer Product Safety Commission announced the recall of one model, the Perfect Flame GAC3615, due to fire and burn hazards. The cooking chamber of those grills can "melt or ignite” according to the recall notice. More information can be found HERE.
FUNNY NEWS STORIES:
A man was arrested after police said he left his 5-year-old son in a tractor-trailer while he ducked into an Indianapolis strip club to drink. The 39-year-old was arrested at 1:15 a.m. Tuesday on child neglect and public intoxication charges after calling police to report his truck stolen and his child missing. Police said the man was too drunk to remember where he had parked. They found the boy inside watching cartoons on a television inside the cab. The keys were in the ignition, and the doors were unlocked. The man was taken to the Marion County jail, where his wife picked up him and the child.
State prison officials say two southern Middle Tennessee inmates escaped, burglarized a convenience store and then returned on their own. In a news release Monday, officials said the two broke out a window in their cell. They stole cigarettes and tobacco products from a store in Clifton and then returned to the minimum-security annex. Officers later discovered the contraband and an investigation began. Michael Queener and Adam Garland will face additional charges involving escape and burglary.
WHO FRIGGIN CARES:
Donny Osmond won Dancing with the Stars last night, Mya got second, and Kelly Osborne took third in last nights season final..... WHO CARES?! SNOOZER!
CRAP ON CELEBRITIES:
Mariah Carey lived up to her reputation as a diva by having two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa during an interview.The singer was accompanied by a flunky walking backwards to stop her from falling over, and even took her own toilet roll.Gmtv presenter Kate Garraway wrote in her column for new!: "I've heard a lot of rumours about her being a diva over the years and guess what? It's all true!"While Mariah was very nice, the amount of people she had in her entourage was hilarious."They outnumbered the entire GMTV crew!" Mariah also requested 20 pure-white kittens when switching on the Christmas lights at London's Westfield shopping centre.
TOP 10 SHOWS OF THE DECADE:
10. Modern Family
9. Lost
8. 24
7. 30 Rock
6. Madmen
5. Damages
4. The Shield
3. Curb Your Enthusium
2. West Wing
1. The Sopranos
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Natalie Portman, Adam Lambert
Jay Leno: Paula Patton, Jimmie Johnson
Conan O'Brien: Norm MacDonald, Gretchen Bleiler, Dan Cummins
Jimmy Kimmel: Charles Barkley, Peter Facinelli, Leona Lewis
Craig Ferguson: Robin Wright Penn, Wolfgang Puck
Jimmy Fallon: Seth Green, Padma Lakshmi, Tommy Lee, Mos Def & Talib Kweli
Carson Daly: David Gray
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Actress Kathryn Crosby is 76.
Singer Percy Sledge is 69.
Singer Bob Lind is 65.
Actor-game show host Ben Stein is 65.
Actor John Larroquette is 62.
Singer Amy Grant is 49.
Singer Mark Lanegan (Queens of the Stone Age and Screaming Trees) is 45. Singer Tim Armstrong of Rancid is 44.
Singer Stacy Lattisaw is 43.
Guitarist Rodney Sheppard of Sugar Ray is 43.
Rapper-producer Erick Sermon is 41.
Actress Jill Hennessy (Crossing Jordan) is 40.
Actress Christina Applegate is 38.
Actor Eddie Steeples (My Name Is Earl) is 36.
Actress Katie Cassidy (new Melrose Place) is 23.
PORNO BIRTHDAYS:
Hershel Savage -57- Porno Legends starring in an amazing 1,323 films - Hooter Castle, Aly McFeel, Thighs Wide Open, Funky Brewster, The Sopornos, & Oh No! There's a Negro In My Daughter!
Francesca Le (Erica Estrada) - 39 - mattress actress starring in 223 dirty whorish films including- Mother Suckers, Smothered and Covered, Leave it to Bondage, Double Dippers, & Sophia Has a Negro Problem!
THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS! IT'S WOODY'S BUDDY ABE (WOODY'S OTHER BUDDY CHRIS JULIAN DID THE ANIMATION FOR THIS - THIS IS HILARIOUS!)
NEWS:
A U.S. man given up for adoption at birth has spoken of his anguish at discovering that his long-lost father is notorious serial killer Charles Manson.
Matthew Roberts said: 'It was like finding out your father is Hitler'. The 41-year-old DJ made the discovery after tracing his mother and learning she had been raped by Manson during a drug-fuelled orgy nine months before he was born in 1968. Manson and his 'Family' of followers went on to commit nine murders in Los Angeles a year later.
A Conway man was arrested late Tuesday afternoon after allegedly using a gas pump squeegee to bludgeon a man in his mid-60s after an altercation over who was first in line for gas. According to a Conway Police Department incident report, the victim reported that he had been waiting in line at a gas pump at the Murphy USA fuel station at 2164 Harkrider St. when a man identified in the report as 21-year-old Hector Chavez of 475 East Robins St. “cut in front of him.”
SPORTS:
PUJOLS WINS SECOND STRAIGHT NATIONAL LEAGUE MVP AWARD: Cardinals' first baseman Albert Pujols was named the National League MVP for the second year in a row yesterday (November 24th) and the third time overall. Albert won unanimously, getting all 32 first-place votes. Hanley Ramirez of the Florida Marlins was second and Ryan Howard from the Phillies came in third. As we already know....Albert rules, and led the majors this year in home runs, with 47, runs, slugging percentage and intentional walks, and topped the National League in on-base percentage. He's the first player to repeat as MVP since Barry Bonds won four in a row from 2001 to 2004.
A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled, has pleaded guilty to sending threatening email messages to Tom Coughlin. Or are they just naturally assuming that any blackmailer who would choose Coughlin as his target must be deranged? Court records say that Herbert Simpson of Philadelphia (figures this freak would be an Eagles fan) sent the 63-year-old Coughlin letters threatening to "expose a fictitious sexual tryst with two women" and demanding $20,000 to $30,000 to keep quiet. Coughlin COULD come out tomorrow before the game and admit the threesome and that he has video proof- but then everyone would immeadiatly throw up.
NFL'S THANKSGIVING SCHEDULE:
* Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions -- 12:30 p.m. ET on Fox
* Oakland Raiders at Dallas Cowboys -- 4:15 p.m. ET on CBS
* New York Giants at Denver Broncos -- 8:15 p.m. ET on the NFL Network
 According to court papers, Bobby Christgau was taking the car for a little spin around his Austin apartment building. His seven-year-old grandson, who he was babysitting for, had apparently climbed on top, clinging to the luggage rack. The boy’s legs were hanging down the windshield with Christgau at the wheel. A concerned witness came running over and pulled grandpa out of the vehicle. Christgau was allegedly holding an open can of beer. Sheriff’s investigators reported that grandpa failed several field sobriety tests and admitted to driving with the little boy on top of the car. According to the chief deputy, the 7-year-old boy actually climbed on top of the car in an effort to get his grandfather not to drive.
DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY:
Police in Bridgeville said a man fatally kicked his girlfriend's puppy because the dog wouldn't behave before the Pittsburgh Steelers game Sunday. Flip, the 13-week-old pup belonging to William Woodson's live-in girlfriend, Christine Gierlarowski, 21, was found Sunday afternoon on Union Street in Bridgeville just after 1 p.m. Sunday. A witness described the puppy's size as about as big as a loaf of bread.
DEAD TO REAL OR COMPLETELY RETARDED:
Avg shopping mall takes about 2 days to put up Holiday Decorations - COMPLETELY RETARDED
Avg malls pay about 25,000 to decorate - DEAD TO REAL
Holiday song that plays most often in malls is Silver Bells - COMPLETELY RETARDED
1-3 Consumers takes advantage of Black Friday to buy stuff for theirselves - DEAD TO REAL
1-4 People begin their Holiday Shopping on Black Friday - COMPLETELY RETARDED
More gift cards are redeemed in Janurary than any other month - DEAD TO REAL
Most common denomination of gift cards is 50 bucks - COMPLETELY RETARDED
People get tired after Thanksgiving because of the Turkey - COMPLETELY RETARDED
Mickey Mouse has been a giant float in Macy's Day Parade more than any other character - COMPLETELY RETARDED
First Thanksgiving was made up of mostly vegetables and fish because hunting was tough. - COMPLETELY RETARDED
HOLIDAY WHEEL OF TOPICS:
At the White House today, President Obama will give one lucky turkey a second chance at life and save it from ending up as Thanksgiving dinner. North Carolina farmers send off turkey to be "pardoned" by President Obama. Obama,along with a former constitutional law professor, will issue a presidential pardon to Courage, a 20-week-old, 45-pound turkey from Princeton, N.C .
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The Consumer Reports Holiday Shopping Poll finds:
+ The number one gift consumers are planning to buy for the 2007 holiday season is clothing (71%).
+ The number two gift consumers are planning to buy for 2007 is gift cards (62%), followed by electronics (53%).
+ Suggest that gift-givers may want to opt for electronics. The poll found that consumers would most like to receive electronics gifts (19%), followed by gift cards (12%). Men, by far, wanted electronics the most (25%). The top gifts women want are gift cards (15%) and electronics (13%).
+ Consumers should look closely at the gifts they receive this holiday – they may have been re-gifted. Nearly one-quarter of respondents (24%) admitted to re-gifting a present for the 2006 holidays. The most likely suspects are women (27%). Only 21% of men admitted to ever re-gifting.
BLACK FRIDAY 2009 INFORMATION? CLICK HERE!
WE'RE GOING TO HELL:
A paralympic champion who dragged himself through an airport after a budget airline made him check in his wheelchair has received an apology. Kurt Fearnley had just crawled along a 60-mile jungle track in Papua New Guinea. But when he arrived at Brisbane airport a few days later, Jetstar— an offshoot of Qantas airlines — asked him to check in his wheelchair. The Australian budget airline offered him its own wheelchair, specially designed for planes, but told Fearnley he would have to be pushed by airline staff. Fearnley, who won marathon gold in the Beijing and Athens Paralympics, was insulted at being asked to give up his independence
POINTLESS POLL: WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
WOODY: Friends, Family, new son and New House
RIZ: New family, friends, new house, and new baby
PATRICO: Happiness, good friends, great family
LISTENERS:
- Inflammed Hemmoroids
- Punching my wife in the stomach to abort our baby
- Cheating on my wife with my sister in law
- All of the celebrity deaths this year
- Dead baby oven mitts
- Dead babies and broken condoms
- Buddies dead Grandma
- Abortion
- Abortion protestors so I can beat them up when I kill a baby
- Dead kittens in the bag
- Serial killers with boners
- For dead bodies that are still warm so we can sleep with them
- For deer chunks slapttered all over the road
- Homeless people that smell like vomit and alcohol
- Ninja on Ninja crime
- Having unprotected sex with someone before telling them I have aids
PAULA DEAN SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH "A HOG"
CHECK OUT 9AM PODCAST FOR THE 8 DISGUSTING STORIES FROM THE ER. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW - PATRICO PUKED.
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