Allright - so before the texts and comments come flooding in a few things to get to before we get into the blog:
*-*-*-*-*1. Yesterday's 9AM Podcast and this mornings Podcast are having errors and didn't post - I'll try and get them up A.S.A.P.*-*-*-*-*-*-*
2. The HotShots Bikini Contest picture should be up within the day.
3. The truffle shuffle video should be up sometime today or tomorrow
4. To the guy that stopped and drove away after asking me where I was going - thanks.
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A North Carolina doctor could lose his medical license after a patient complained he made cutting criticisms, including telling her she was fat. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported the North Carolina Medical Board will decide if Dr. Earl Sunderhaus of Asheville overstepped the bounds of professional decency.
When you've got a craving for food, it's tough to get it out of your mind. But how far would you go to satisfy that craving? One Sheboygan teenager broke into his neighbor's home, apparently looking for snack food. Ronald Savela, Jr., 17, faces adult felony charges for attempted burglary, a crime that carries a maximum prison sentence of four years. According to prosecutors, Savela broke into the same house last year through the same basement window, which is why the homeowner suspected him when he found the window broken again during the week of Nov. 16.
39-year-old Sara Foss of Derby, England is already the mother of 13 children and is expecting her 14th. She says as soon as the new baby is born in April, she’ll try to get pregnant again. Foss vows to keep on having babies until she has twins or triplets! Her mammoth brood now comprises Patrick, 23, Stephen, 13, Malachai, 12, Peppermint, 11, Echo, 10, Eli, nine, Rogue, eight, Frodo, seven, Morpheus, five, Artemis, four, Blackbird, three, Baudelaire, two, and nine-month-old Voorhees. No word yet on what number 14 will be named
SPORTS:
TITANS TOP TEXANS 20-17 IN 'MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL'getting the win on a 53-yard field goal with less than a minute remaining in the game. This was the fourth straight victory for Tennessee after an 0-6 start.
Minnesota Twins catcher Joe Mauer won the American League Most Valuable Player Award yesterday in a near-unanimous vote....he was followed by New York Yankees Mark Teixeira in second place, and Derek Jeter in third. The National League MVP will be announced today.
In addition to being one of the league’s best wide receivers, Chad Ochocinco is also an entrepreneur. The latest proof: during HBO’s “Hard Knocks” this summer, he made reference to developing prophylactics. And on Friday he revealed the prototypes via Twitter. Or, at the very least, the prototype of the box they will be shipped in. Probably goes without saying but just in case: not safe for work image after the jump. For me, the most offensive thing about the packaging aren’t the catchphrases, it’s Ochcocinco’s grinning mug, complete with Panama Jack hat, staring blankly at would be users. Nothing sets the mood with your ladyfriend like reaching for a condom and having No. 85 smirking back at you. (Although,to be fair, if you’ve been reduced to Ochocinco birth control you probably deserve what you get.)
San Diego Chargers defender ANTONIO CROMARTIE is being investigated for ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON . . . after he hit a guy on the head with a champagne bottle at a nightclub. It happened early Monday morning, at about 1:30 A.M.. Antonio was celebrating with teammates SHAUN PHILLIPS and STEPHEN COOPER, after their win on Sunday. Witnesses say the Chargers' crew started spraying champagne back and forth with another group of people on the dance floor... And that's when Cromartie, completely unprovoked, threw the bottle and hit the victim on the back of the head with it. The victim says he blacked out and has no recollection of what happened. The blow opened a gash on the back of his head that required three staples to close. A police spokesman said Cromartie's excuse when the cops showed up was that the bottle, quote, "slipped out of his hand." Cromartie's agent, told a slightly different story, saying quote, "there were actually three other players involved. Cromartie has NOT been arrested or charged yet.
---IN RESPONSE TO THE HATE AT 8 EMAIL WHERE RYAN SAID THAT I DIDN'T PUT UP THE VIDEO YESTERDAY OF THE MAN EATING THE BANK NOTE...HERE YA GO, WITH A TISSUE FOR YOU TO CLEAR YOUR TEARS---
CRAP ON CELEBRITIES:
Paula Dean was smoked in the face with a Ham. Check this video!
ULTIMATE BONER KILLER! KENDRA WILKINSON LOVE HER SNUGGIE PHOTO!
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Of the millions of viewers who watched the American Music Awards Sunday night, only 1,500 people called in complaints to ABC following Adam Lambert’s controversial, show-closing performance. According to Reuters, the Federal Communications Commission would not confirm nor deny whether viewers registered complaints with the agency following Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment,” which featured simulated oral sex with a male backup dancer, a brief make-out session with a male keyboardist and a middle finger to the stunned audience.
Chester Bennington is a PETA FREAK?
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Zac Efron, Carrie Fisher, Rihanna
Jay Leno: Charles Barkley, the latest castoff from "The Biggest Loser"
Conan O'Brien: Jack McBrayer, Marisa Miller, Weezer
Jimmy Kimmel: Charlize Theron, Regis Philbin, the winner of "Dancing with the Stars", Wolfmother
Craig Ferguson: Maria Bello, Peter Capaldi, Ben Harper & Relentless7
Jimmy Fallon: Claire Danes, Chad Ochocinco, the Pixies
Carson Daly: OK Go
CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Country singer Johnny Carver is 69.
Former Beatles drummer Pete Best is 68.
Bassist Donald "Duck" Dunn of Booker T. and the MG's is 68.
Actor-comedian Billy Connolly is 67.
Singer Lee Michaels is 64.
Actor Dwight Schultz (The A-Team) is 62.
Actor Stanley Livingston (My Three Sons) is 59.
Drummer Clem Burke of The Romantics and of Blondie is 54.
Record producer Terry Lewis is 53.
Actress Denise Crosby (Star Trek: The Next Generation) is 52.
Actress Shae D'Lyn (Dharma and Greg) is 47.
Guitarist John Squire of the Stone Roses is 47.
Guitarist Gary Stonadge of Big Audio Dynamite is 47.
Guitarist Chad Taylor of Live is 39. Actor Colin Hanks (Roswell) is 32.
Actress Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy,Roswell) is 31.
Actress Sarah Hyland (Modern Family) is 19.
PORNO BIRTHDAYS:
Dwayne Cummings - 34 - Professional HE WHORE who has starred in fine adult films including - Afro American Hair Pie, Mister Marcus is King Dong, Wild Youth Giving It Up to the Black Man, She Likes it Black 5, Brown All Around, Face Invaders, Teenage Chocoholics, White Trash Whore 31, & Dark Meat Gets a White Treat.
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Screams filled the evening sky as family members try to cope with what happened Monday in a South Memphis community. Two children, 2-year old Catareon Dunn and 3-year old Ladareon Dunn, were left home alone shortly before a fire broke out.
Both kids died - and listen to the AUNTS RESPONSES?!
HEADLINE HOOSHE
Five people got a pretty sobering experience on Thursday night after a bachelor party got out of control in Missoula.Police say the group got kicked out of Hooters on North Reserve for their disruptive behavior.But they weren't done whopping it up as the party moved downtown. Police put a quick end to the celebration when five of them ended up getting arrested.Police say some folks were challenging authority, by getting in the way of the officers who were trying to arrest people in their group.Court papers say that Jordan Iddings will be facing one felony and four misdemeanor charges following an altercation which broke out at Red's Bar. Bartenders tried to get the party to leave, but some in the group forced one bartender to the ground and began hitting him.Police were called to the scene and court papers say that the ruckus lasted for about an hour and many in the group were arrested for disorderly conduct and obstructing a peace officer.Bystanders pointed to Iddings as being at the center of the problem, and when police attempted to arrest him court documents state that some in the group approached the officers, causing them to draw out their pepper spray, although none was used.
CRAZY CHRISTMAS GIFTS:
PROBLEM WITH GIFT CARDS:
1) Most people don't want them: While 46 percent of people plan on buying gift cards, only 15 percent said they want to receive them as gifts.
2) A quarter of people haven't used the ones they got last December: During the 2008 holidays, about half of adults received a gift card, but one in four hadn't redeemed at least one of the cards as of last month.
3) They encourage overspending: Sixty-five percent of adults who received a gift card in 2008 typically spend more than the value of the card, up from 58 percent in 2007.
4) Store-specific cards may limit gift choices: Forty-one percent of those who have unused gift cards from last year said that they hadn't found anything they wanted to buy.
5) Many cards carry fees: Consumers may have to pay an upfront fee to purchase a card, but there are also monthly "inactivity" fees that can slash the value of the card if the recipient doesn't use it within a specific time frame.
TOP 10 WORST GIFT IDEAS:
1. The "Good Intentions" Gifts
2. Worthless Gadgets
3. Expert Advice to Experts
4. Gifts With a Message
5. Artwork
6. Themed Undergarments
7. Framed Pictures of Yourself
8. The Re-Gift
9. Hostess Gift Blunders
10. Thoughtless Gifts
-Giving a country CD to a person who loves the blues.
-Giving alcohol to someone who doesn't drink.
-Giving perfume to someone who is allergic to perfume.
-Giving coffee to someone who never drinks coffee.
POINTLESS POLL: IF FOOD AND WATER WERE NOT AN ISSUE - WHAT STORE WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE IN?
WOODY: WALMART OR BEST BUY
RIZ: WALMART
PATRICO: SAMS CLUB - FIRST OF ALL BULK
LISTENERS:
- Gamestop
- Victoria Secret
- Sears
- Spankys
- Dirt Cheap
- Bass Pro Shop
- Dierbergs
- Target
- Sams Club
- Barnes and Noble
- Fantasy Comics
SIMPLE RULES FOR "NO-HOMO"
1. Do not use (no homo) in the wrong situation. For example Billy says "I slept with a girl today (no homo)". Billy should recieve public gun execution for doing this.
2. (no homo) absolutely cancels out any gay comment.
3. (no homo) cannot cancel out homosexual sex. Basically you can't perform gay sex and call (no homo). If you ever have to question whether your act was gay, then it is gay and therefore (no homo) will not work.
4. (no homo) automatically cancels out all the gayness in the post BEFORE the (no homo). If anything homo is posted after, it becomes homosexual.
5. (no homo) cannot be a double negative, 2 (no homo)s are just as good as 1.
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