WHAT IT DO?! Happy Tono everyone.  It's Monday - so we are thrilled.  Mega thanks to everyone who came out to HotShots on Friday.  The Wet T-Shirt contest was hella fun and the turn out from YOU GUYS was awesome too! ((By the way if anything sounds odd about today's show - its day one with the new equipment - give us a break ok!))

 

- Joe got out of jail 4 hours ago and he has homework. WINNER WINNER! 

- Jesse had shoulder surgery and the Doctor really f'd it up! FINALIST #2

You now need a doctor's prescription to buy certain cold and allergy medicines in Union, Missouri. City leaders know the move will cause problems, but say they have no choice. The new law went into effect Tuesday. The mayor of Union doesn't mind hearing the complaints over a new law aimed at curbing and epidemic of methamphetamine use in Franklin County. That's because Mike Livengood knows some voters will be upset over now needing a prescription to purchase certain cold medicine containing pseduoephedrine, a key ingredient used to make meth. Washington, Mo passed a similar law earlier this year.

 

 

Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.The man then ran out a back door.The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

 

A 33-year old has been arrestted for sexually assaulting her 16 year old son's friend from his Boy Scout's club.  QUESTION? WOULD YOU? IS SHE GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?

 

Students from Washington University in St. Louis raised civil rights complaints Thursday against a popular Chicago nightclub after six African-Americans were denied entry under the bar's "no baggy pants" policy -- even as fellow students said the bar admitted similarly dressed white students."It's pretty demoralizing," said Regis Murayi, 21, the senior class treasurer who helped organize the Chicago trip for the college's senior outing but was not allowed into the bar Saturday night as many of his friends partied inside wearing special wristbands. "We had prearranged this agreement. We had spoken to these people prior. We had brought a lot of business to them."Representatives of the Original Mother's bar, 26 W. Division St., said security concerns, not racism, guided their decision to exclude the six students and four friends.

 

SPORTS:

Tony LaRussa has reportedly signed a contract extension with the Cardinals to come back and coach for his 15th year with the team. This news may be big – but who he’s bringing to the team as his new hitting coach is truly the big story. Straight out of 1998 fame – Mark McGwire will be the teams new hitting coach. After a near 8 year exile from the game – McGwire will again put on a uniform and head into the dugout for the first time being a coach. He’s probably still not here to talk about the past.

The Yankees beat the Angels 5-2 last night to win the ALCS 4 games to 2 and advance to the World Series, where they'll face the Philadelphia Phillies, who are looking to repeat as world champions. CC Sabathia, was named the series MVP. Game One of the World Series will take place Wednesday night at Yankee Stadium.

ESPN fired baseball analyst Steve Phillips Sunday night after he admitted last week to having had an affair with a 22-year-old production assistant at the network. Meanwhile, a representative for Phillips announced the former Mets general manager was entering a treatment facility, quote, "to address his personal issues."

NFL SCORES -- WEEK 7: IT WAS A WEEK FOR BLOWOUTS IN THE NFL!
* San Diego Chargers, New York Jets all improve their record while the Pittsburgh Steelers won in an amazing game…
* Bengals, Bills, Cowboys get victories as the New England Patriots Played in London before a sellout crowd at Wembley Stadium
* Houston, Texans, Saints and Cardinals get W's

* The Indianapolis Colts beat their opponet by 36 points.
* New Orleans, Green Bay and Arizona all get the victory.
Tonight's Monday Night Football game on ESPN:
* Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins (8:30 p.m. ET) 

CRAP ON CELEBRITIES:

Stephanie Tanner, known to non-Full House disciples as Jodie Sweetin, is making headlines as she reveals shocking secrets of her not so shocking clichéd child star syndrome drug battle. Yay. In a new interview with Star Magazine, Sweetin generates buzz for her new book titled UnSweetined  by spilling some very un-Tanner like behavior.

 

U.S. Embassy officials in Bern, Switzerland, formally submitted an extradition request for Roman Polanski to the Swiss government on Thursday night, but a lawyer for the film director said his client will continue to resist deportation. "Mr. Polanski has not changed his course. He will not accept the U.S. demand for extradition," Polanski attorney Herve Temime told the Agence France-Presse.

 

So - Young Billy Mays' is having a BILLY MAY'S LOOK A LIKE contest.  Hella creepy.  Go ahead and check out more info on this website. It's a HALLOW-CLEAN contest... WOW!   Click HERE.

 

David Letterman: Charles Barkley, Harper Simon
Jay Leno: Dr. Phil McGraw
Conan O'Brien: Kathy Griffin, Capt. Chesley Sullenberger, Wolfmother
Craig Ferguson: Sherri Shepherd, Alex Dryden
Jimmy Fallon: Willem Dafoe, Tiffani Thiessen, Har Mar Superstar
Carson Daly: Chris Pratt, Naked Girls, the Like (R 9/30/09)
Jimmy Kimmel: Edward Norton, Paul Shaffer, "Dancing with the Stars" castoff Natalie Coughlin, the Sounds (R 10/20/09)

 

Actress Shelley Morrison (Will and Grace) is 73.
Actor Bob Hoskins is 67.
Actress Jaclyn Smith (Charlie's Angels) is 64.
Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak is 63.
Musician Bootsy Collins is 58.
Singer Maggie Roche of The Roches is 58.
Actor James Pickens Jr. (Grey's Anatomy) is 57.
Guitarist Keith Strickland of The B-52's is 56.
Actress Rita Wilson is 53.
Actor Dylan McDermott (The Practice) is 48.
Actor Cary Elwes is 47.
Singer Natalie Merchant is 46.
Country singer Keith Urban is 42.
Actor Tom Cavanagh (Ed) is 41.
Writer-actor Seth McFarlane (Family Guy) is 36.
Actor Jon Heder (Blades of Glory, Napoleon Dynamite) is 32.
Singer Mark Barry of BBMak is 31.

 

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