WAR - Frequently Asked Questions
Why is it always Rizz's Birthday?

Answer: Rizz went out of his way and actually avoided telling us when it was his birthday a while back.  So - a bunch of listeners wanted him to have a good birthday….well - since he didn't tell anyone - they wished him a birthday everyday…and it's just continued.  If you ever see Rizz out and about…wish him a happy birthday.  Rizz's actual birthday? August 17th.

Why does Fred read the Freak of the Week?

Answer: There was some drama going down on the Woody and Rizz Facebook Page. So we reenacted the scene on the air with a round of Master Hooshe Theater.  We thought, who better to play the starring role than our good friend Fred from Fred's Cheapo Depot.  Dude did an amazing drive - we found it only fitting for him to read the Freak of the Week stories!

Where did the Ninja thing come from?

Answer: There was a story when the show was in it's early stages about a man who was being looked for after he commited a domestic assault on his wife.  While in the process of looking for the man - cops found another man….dressed as a ninja…impaled on a fence.  When cops asked the man if he was involved in the assault he replied…"I'm just a ninja trying to scale a fence…"  It was then - we thought it would only be proper to call fans of the show NINJAS!  Can a ninja get a nickname?!

How can i get a Got Wood or Ninja sticker?

Answer: All you have to do is send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the radio station. You can also pick up a sticker at an event, down at the station, or at any Supplement Superstores. To get your sticker via mail…the address is NINJA STICKER c/o WOODY AND RIZZUTO 401 S. 18th Street, St. Louis MO, 63103.  ((IF YOU WANT A GOT WOOD STICKER, PLEASE PUT A NOTE IN THE ENVELOPE)).

How did Steve "Manballs" Masters get his nickname?

Answer: When Manballs called in, he always put on that fake MR. RADIO GUY voice….So, one day after we had a story about a kid who banged his teacher and earned the nickname Manballs…we decided that only a Master Swordsman like Steve Masters could be a guy who can hold that same name….So a legend was born...MANBALLS!

Who sings Donnie's Week in Rage song?

Answer: The band is Butt Trumpet and the song is called, "I've Been So Mad Lately."  Becareful - it's NSFW language!

Is Patrico really that fat?

Answer: Yes...330lbs!

What's up with Got Wood?

Answer: IS THAT SLANG FOR A PENIS?  No - when Woody was first in St. Louis the Got Milk? Ads were HUGE and were everywhere. The marketing team thought it would be great to do a whole, "Got Wood?" campaign promoting the show.  When he came back - people here were already demanding the stickers…so we just rolled with it and kept it the way it was.

Why do people tell you to "Suck It"?

Answer: By telling us to "Suck It" other Ninjas (see above if you are confused) are just formally greeting each other.  It is another way to say "Hello" or "Good Bye"!

What is the Fruitbox Challenge?

Answer: Woody and Rizz take over a Hotshots jukebox during one of their Happy Hour events and we take your submissions for the gayest song possible. People try and take the fruitiness of the song to the next level and the top song gets a song and is put into the Fruitbox Challenge Hall of Fame and is taken off the table forever. Here are the list of the past Fruitbox Challenge Winners:

  • My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion (Theme from Titanic)
  • Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Judy Garland
  • Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
  • Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle
  • All Out of Love - Air Supply
  • You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
  • Summer Girls - LFO
  • Fireflies - Owl City
  • It's Raining Men - Weather Girls
  • Christmas Shoes - New Song

Why are there not any pictures of you on the website?

Answer: Have you ever seen us before?  We have the faces for Radio...

What song plays during the Drive By Whoring?

Answer: This one!

What is up with Patrico saying "Boom goes the dynamite," after the sports?

Answer: Well - he was looking for something to say to cue Woody that he was done reading the sports…and since he screws up the sports everyday…we figured he could borrow one of the most known lines from one of the most TERRIBLE sports guys.  Check it out...

Where did the "Robbay!" clip come from?

Answer: Check out the video


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