Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St. Louis Rams.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Dome - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a St. Louis Ram with a SuperBowl ring?
A: A thief.
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